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Subject: Whats the funniest message you recieved in Reach?

Forklifts never die. They're just missing in Forge.

I only got a few funny messages in Reach, most of them were clan invites.

One was on Breakpoint on Slayer. We were winning, and some guy sent me a message telling me I was being recorded and Microsoft was watching the game and I was going to get banned for hacking. Made me go WTF for a few minutes

Another one was on Spire. This guy was teabagging, so I killed him and teabagged him several time. He sent me an angry voice message afterwards. I can't remember what it said, though, it was a long time ago.

  • 10.30.2011 7:27 AM PDT
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If you have to use labels like 'Retarded' to describe anyone who disagrees with you, Then your arguement has lost any weight it might of had, and I personally will assume you are just trying to get a rise out of people.

Also to those who think that having a high KDR means you're beast; just the fact that boosters exist is a prime reason that any thumbless noob can achieve it throwing the 'my high KDR validates my opinion" logic out the window.

"LOL UR A BK"

-After I personally carried my team and destroyed the other team.

  • 10.30.2011 7:29 AM PDT

Immortality: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend and lie for, And if allowed Would be right proud Eternally to die for.

It was team doubles my team-mate left and i won then i got a message saying..."congrats you hacking f***tard" That was rather amusing to me.

  • 10.30.2011 8:16 AM PDT

I like to play Reach for fun. I hate MLG, campers, armor lock, and team killers because they ruin that fun. Deal with it.

I playing invasion spire, and a noob on the opposing team was waiting for the banshee to spawn for 2 straight phases (idiot kid)! When he got the banshee, he was flying around the spire and by that time we had already gotten the core and almost taken it to the pelican. He was about to banshee bomb the core carrier, but I wouldn't allow that. I used my grenade launcher to emp him before he could even fire, and his disabled banshee slid off the cliff and blew up lmao! After we won, he sent me a very hateful message saying "OMG you are such a hacker! I'm reporting you! Everybody knows only the plasma pistol can stop cars ya -blam!-ing HAXOR!!!"

[Edited on 10.30.2011 8:29 AM PDT]

  • 10.30.2011 8:28 AM PDT

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Posted by: xSamurai7x
I got a message that said this "Im a bungie employee I'm gonna ban you"after I teabagged him 15+ times in a game of grifball


lol, i once got a message from someone asking me to remove the credit ban. He thought i was a bungie employee because i have 'dont join my party if you don't know me' in my bio.

  • 10.30.2011 9:53 AM PDT

Old School Gamer and Proud Member of the Seventh Column

I was playing Living Dead and some dude with a KSI in his gamer tag kept betraying me. So after the game I sent him a message telling him "I was one of the founding members of KSI and we do not play with such unsportsmanlike behavior. You are a KSI --Play like it!".

He responded with a very long apology promising he would never do it again. It was awesome!!

PS. I have no affiliation with KSI. I don't even know what it stands for.

  • 10.30.2011 10:33 AM PDT

I have two funny messages:

This account/console has been temporarily credit banned.

and this I put on youtube.

[Edited on 10.30.2011 10:42 AM PDT]

  • 10.30.2011 10:39 AM PDT

I was playing some Griffball and I was the only one working to win. So, after the game I stayed with the team, got the ball, and just tea bagged, while avoiding getting hit, till the time ran out for each round. After the game I received a message from one of the opposing teams members saying "Nice dance moves.......... d*ck."

  • 10.31.2011 7:16 PM PDT

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Posted by: Maximus Decimus
Agreed. All the changes are good and add variety. Do we really want another Halo 3? Just running around with one gun and no armor abilities? It's good that 343 wants to try something new. Do we really want the same thing for three more games?


Posted by: The Parasite
I have a, "Wall of Shame" Its where I take pictures of people in the act of betraying me so when they check their, "Screenshots of You" section it will be forever tainted with their noobness.

One of the guys I took a picture of decided to send me a message: "dudddddddddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee not the wall of shame duddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeplease forgive me duuuuuuuddddddddddeeeeeeee"

I think its pretty funny that my idea is working.
Wait... teach me.

So if you take a screenshot, are the people included in it automatically tagged? Then they can see that they were featured in a screenshot?

  • 10.31.2011 7:19 PM PDT