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Subject: any body love elites

"Living to smile, and not to succeed; smiling to inspire happiness, not to give the illusion you are happy; creativity and music to inspire smiling, which in turn inspires happiness; being nice to be happy, not for being perceived a good person."

Well, if you'd plan on dating one, I really don't think I love Elites as much as any of you.

They sure are cool though. I think I'd -blam!- my pants if one came to me asking to sincerely be its Bestest-Friend in the Universe.

  • 06.21.2011 6:57 AM PDT

I am Field Master Avu Med 'Telcam, Servant of the Abiding Truth, and I have many brothers.

A god who creates tools is still a god. It is not for us to impose qualifications upon the divine or presume to guess its intentions.

Christ. What is wrong with you people? Respect them for their culture and society. Not because you are attracted to fictional animals. I didn't no the universe forum was filled with your kind.

  • 06.21.2011 7:00 AM PDT

i love the elites they make funny noises

  • 06.21.2011 7:24 AM PDT
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Time to get a drink and watch the world burn. Or deal with it.

I like elites, but not in a perverted way.

  • 06.21.2011 10:21 AM PDT

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Posted by: ParagonRenegade
You were totally and absolutely correct in every way, I don't know why we were arguing, you're so amazing I should never have doubted you.

Posted by: Mind Reaper 771
Well, if you'd plan on dating one, I really don't think I love Elites as much as any of you.
Well, a large portion of their society is based on the ancient Greeks. How do we know they don't mate with their battle brothers? They do have a very strong sense of camaraderie, after all.

  • 06.21.2011 10:22 AM PDT

I love Elites, but not in that way. I wish there were more gametypes where I could be one. I mostly play Invasion, 'cause that's the only playlist I'm guaranteed to be one (unless it's Invasion Slayer, and I get unlucky).

  • 06.21.2011 10:40 AM PDT

No new games, catching up with the world, and filling it with the name of SpazDragon, the dragon with a spas-12.

I love elites, but the only ones I would really date are the females. Who would complain?

  • 06.21.2011 10:44 AM PDT

Adepto In Meus Campester
Posted by: ParagonRenegade
You were totally and absolutely correct in every way, I don't know why we were arguing, you're so amazing I should never have doubted you.

Posted by: VenaticalLeaf42
only arbiter and the 2 you can play as in halo 3

Usze 'Taham and N'tho 'Sraom.

Posted by: SpazDragon1397
I love elites, but the only ones I would really date are the females. Who would complain?
Ew.

  • 06.21.2011 10:49 AM PDT

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My dexterity is getting out of hand.

Posted by: NAStheMagiking
I love Elites, but not in that way. I wish there were more gametypes where I could be one. I mostly play Invasion, 'cause that's the only playlist I'm guaranteed to be one (unless it's Invasion Slayer, and I get unlucky).


Same here.

  • 06.21.2011 12:24 PM PDT

No new games, catching up with the world, and filling it with the name of SpazDragon, the dragon with a spas-12.


Posted by: SpazDragon1397
I love elites, but the only ones I would really date are the females. Who would complain?
Ew.


What?

  • 06.21.2011 1:08 PM PDT

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Posted by: ParagonRenegade
You were totally and absolutely correct in every way, I don't know why we were arguing, you're so amazing I should never have doubted you.

I've been drawing Sangheili for a while now, but I'm not exactly sure how I should design the genitalia. They're obviously stored internally, as evidenced by The Whisper in the Storm cutscene from Halo 2; during mating, the shaft emerges from the pseudo-labia that we can see here. Unfortunately, no official Halo media has shown the erect Sangheili member, so we can only conjecture as to its appearance. I've always preferred to imagine them as Crocodilian in appearance, between 9-11" long and with a slight upward curve to facilitate doggystyle.

How do you guys picture it?

  • 06.21.2011 3:04 PM PDT

"Find where the liar hides, so that I may place my boot between his gums!" - Rtas 'Vadum

Jesus Christ Slade...

  • 06.21.2011 3:24 PM PDT

"Concise and devoid of elegance...what I have come to expect from human communication"-Endless Summer


Posted by: Lord Slade
I would date one.

I'd be willing to bet that they're very big.

Get off my forums

  • 06.21.2011 3:29 PM PDT

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Posted by: ParagonRenegade
You were totally and absolutely correct in every way, I don't know why we were arguing, you're so amazing I should never have doubted you.

Posted by: Metroidman42
Get off my forums
I was here first.

  • 06.21.2011 3:35 PM PDT

"Concise and devoid of elegance...what I have come to expect from human communication"-Endless Summer

This thread has been derailed by you. This thread was probably about weather we like things Elites say. Not what you made it out to be

  • 06.21.2011 3:41 PM PDT

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Posted by: ParagonRenegade
You were totally and absolutely correct in every way, I don't know why we were arguing, you're so amazing I should never have doubted you.

Posted by: Metroidman42
This thread has been derailed by you. This thread was probably about weather we like things Elites say. Not what you made it out to be
any body love elites as much as i do ????????
I don't see anything about loving what Elites say.

  • 06.21.2011 3:43 PM PDT

I like them a lot. :3

  • 06.21.2011 3:46 PM PDT

Do you know what kind of hat I'm wearing?

A party hat; you don't get one. An honor will this party be, a party in your honor, for your honor. Some of Tfear's personal guards are going to be there. You'll be introduced shortly.

Prepare to die.

Posted by: Lord Slade
How do you guys picture it?

A cloaca

Obviously

OT: I like elites ... as characters in a game, I'd rather not encounter one in real life.

  • 06.21.2011 3:53 PM PDT


Posted by: Lord Slade
I've been drawing Sangheili for a while now, but I'm not exactly sure how I should design the genitalia. They're obviously stored internally, as evidenced by The Whisper in the Storm cutscene from Halo 2; during mating, the shaft emerges from the pseudo-labia that we can see here. Unfortunately, no official Halo media has shown the erect Sangheili member, so we can only conjecture as to its appearance. I've always preferred to imagine them as Crocodilian in appearance, between 9-11" long and with a slight upward curve to facilitate doggystyle.

How do you guys picture it?


Shouldn't this be in The Flood?

  • 06.21.2011 3:56 PM PDT

rylecytarai@gmail.com | ♊ | XBL Gamertag: x Tycho

¤´¨) Precarious Paladin
¸.·´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·`RYLE 'CYTARAI

My dexterity is getting out of hand.

Lord Slade... please...

Just post this kind of stuff in The Flood, you worry me (and some of the member such as Anton) greatly.


Posted by: AquaNecromancer

Posted by: Lord Slade
I've been drawing Sangheili for a while now, but I'm not exactly sure how I should design the genitalia. They're obviously stored internally, as evidenced by The Whisper in the Storm cutscene from Halo 2; during mating, the shaft emerges from the pseudo-labia that we can see here. Unfortunately, no official Halo media has shown the erect Sangheili member, so we can only conjecture as to its appearance. I've always preferred to imagine them as Crocodilian in appearance, between 9-11" long and with a slight upward curve to facilitate doggystyle.

How do you guys picture it?


Shouldn't this be in The Flood?

  • 06.21.2011 5:12 PM PDT

"When we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change"

They're should be a game where your an elite killing humans. I was disapointed in Halo 2 that all of the levels with the Arbiter you only kill heretics, sentinels, and brutes. But no humans. Marines are fun to kill when your your a spartan, but if you killed them when you were an elite, you would be rewarded by your actions.

Instead you get killed by Sgt. Johnson and the gang.

:(

  • 06.21.2011 5:31 PM PDT

No new games, catching up with the world, and filling it with the name of SpazDragon, the dragon with a spas-12.

Everyone's thoughts about Elite -blam!-ity can stay to themselves. They invented the imagination for a reason: to do whatever you want in your head. Besides, females FTW, reptile or mammal. IT'S YOUR CHOICE.

  • 06.21.2011 6:44 PM PDT

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Posted by: ParagonRenegade
You were totally and absolutely correct in every way, I don't know why we were arguing, you're so amazing I should never have doubted you.

Posted by: SpazDragon1397
Everyone's thoughts about Elite -blam!-ity can stay to themselves. They invented the imagination for a reason: to do whatever you want in your head. Besides, females FTW, reptile or mammal. IT'S YOUR CHOICE.
This forum is made for conjecture.

Also males > females.

[Edited on 06.21.2011 7:11 PM PDT]

  • 06.21.2011 6:48 PM PDT

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