- simsiam15
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Master Chief obviously missed the last class at pilot school, you know, the one about landing... This is obvious by looking at all of the Halo games featuring our so called "Hero." Let's take a look shall we:
Halo 1: Not only does he wreck a Banshee, but he also managed to destroy a pelican all by himself. Both of which could have been avoided if he new how to land his air crafts.
Halo 2: Now, you would think after two accidents Mr. 117 would have learned from his mistakes and gotten better with his driving, but not Master chief. In fact, He wrecked even more vehicles in the second game than in the first. Before the game even starts you see his first massacre when he wrecks his pelican. Way to start off the game Chief! Then he uses his stupidity in the arts of driving vehicles by not only wrecking one Banshee, but also taking a second one with him. And of coarse it wouldn't be master cheif with out finishing in a big way. He does this by crashing an entire spire "hey that Ryhms."
Halo 3: Now when Halo 3 starts chief doesn't get a vehicle to crash in the beginning. I think this is because Bungie really was getting sick of him destroying their beautiful work. Chief response to this in a respectful and yet completely ignorant way. He crashes himself into the planet... Now if I were the UNSC commander I would be the happiest man in the world because now his lovely vehicles are finally safe. Unfortunately, Chief survived though, and through out Halo 3 he continues his vehicle killing spree by taking out a couple of banshees, a Hornet,a pelican, a Warthog, and finally he finishes the Halo series by completely destroying one Hammer of Dawn.
Have you been keeping count? That's 11 vehicles total. That probably a little over 13 trillion dollars, if I did my math right (I didn't do the math.) But of coarse.... WE AREN'T FINISHED!!!
We are all eagerly awaiting the arrival of the recently announced Halo 4. And from the preview it shows Cheif finishing off that wounded Hammer of Dawn, I guess he won't be happy until it completely destroyed. I honestly am excited about Halo 4, I really am. But I won't sit here and pretend the Master Chief is as brave and intelligent as the game makes him out to be. I mean seriously who in there right mind jumps out of a space ship into outer space with a giant bomb, and lands on an intergalactic alien ship firing plasma cannons at anything that moves? You know what that's called ? IGNORANCE!!!
In conclusion, we all make mistakes, I myself have been in a fender bender, but Master Chief needs to go back to school and get a lesson in landing, or better yet just STOP driving all together. When I get Halo 4 I won't waiting for the amazing graphics and story line or the spectacular Multi-player. I'll be waiting and watching with a pad and pencil, to see how many vehicles he destroys, and how many times his ignorance truly shows itself. It's the truth people, accept it. Master Cheif Sucks At Driving!!!