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Subject: I hiss.
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Posted by: ajenteks
Posted by: ObbiQuiet

What if I got a 1500 on my SAT, but became a professional stripper making over 150k a year?


You'd be the first straight one to my knowledge then.


I'm straight, in a wobbly sort of way.

  • 08.31.2004 9:24 PM PDT
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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Posted by: ajenteks
Posted by: ObbiQuiet

What if I got a 1500 on my SAT, but became a professional stripper making over 150k a year?


You'd be the first straight one to my knowledge then.


I'm straight, in a wobbly sort of way.


Wobbly like you're unsure or wobbly like you're never sure what you're going to do next?

  • 08.31.2004 9:25 PM PDT
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Does it matter?

  • 08.31.2004 9:25 PM PDT
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There are no irrelevant quotes of historical figures here. Neither will you find any links, chain posts, memes, clan advertisements, self-promotions, or the tiniest of ASCII pictures.

So go away.

Wow. This thread is rife with -blam!- innuendo.

  • 08.31.2004 9:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: Surge
Does it matter?


Good point. I should stop asking, shouldn't I?

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Posted by: v8juice
Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Posted by: ajenteks
Posted by: ObbiQuiet

What if I got a 1500 on my SAT, but became a professional stripper making over 150k a year?


You'd be the first straight one to my knowledge then.


I'm straight, in a wobbly sort of way.


Wobbly like you're unsure or wobbly like you're never sure what you're going to do next?


Lets put it this way:

Some people prefer chocolate over vanilla. These people, when faced with a decision between the two, will always choose chocolate.

I'm the type of person who gets bored with chocolate again and again. Sometimes I like to try vanilla and get some variation.

  • 08.31.2004 9:28 PM PDT
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Obbi, you may stop telling us about your, er, preferences, anytime now.

Please? It's creepy.

  • 08.31.2004 9:29 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: Yoozel

Keep your homo-blam!- preferences to yourself.

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Posted by: v8juice
Obbi, you may stop telling us about your, er, preferences, anytime now.

Please? It's creepy.


You asked. Ask and ye shall receive.

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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
You asked. Ask and ye shall receive.


Thank you.

  • 08.31.2004 9:31 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

Posted by: ObbiQuiet
Posted by: v8juice
Obbi, you may stop telling us about your, er, preferences, anytime now.

Please? It's creepy.


You asked. Ask and ye shall receive.


Step away.
<obbi's response>
Suspect turning violent.
<obbi's response>
Officer down!

  • 08.31.2004 9:34 PM PDT
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So go away.

Hmmm. Once the innuendo dies down, so too does the thread. This is not about hissing anymore.

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It hasn't been about hissing since halfway through the first page.

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Posted by: v8juice
It hasn't been about hissing since halfway through the first page.


Yes, and the critics are *hissing* about it.

*chuckles at his cunning pun*

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Posted by: ObbiQuiet
*chuckles at his cunning pun*


Proof. Obbi's a guy. And he uses crummy puns.

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Posted by: v8juice
Posted by: ObbiQuiet
*chuckles at his cunning pun*


Proof. Obbi's a guy. And he uses crummy puns.


When was there any doubt?

Of course I'm a guy, because *obligatory sexist comment*.

  • 08.31.2004 9:46 PM PDT
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we're not debating whether obbi is -blam!- or a -blam!- or some strange mix inbetween....

nor are we debating if there has been any kind of "affair" between obbi and myself.
Obbi's actual true gender is about as clear, (and as popular) as the ilovebees conspiracy.

in the case that obbi is a -blam!- male, i would have to respond saying "sorry i was just kidding with you"

in the case that obbi is a young attractive bi-blam!- female, then i'll have to say "rock on, i totally dig that"

followed by "can i have your number, or, possibly your home address"



thank you for your time.

  • 08.31.2004 9:47 PM PDT
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Not everybody knows so. New people come in here and get scared cause they can't tell. You're creepy that way.

EDIT: directed to Obbi's last post

[Edited on 8/31/2004 9:48:20 PM]

  • 08.31.2004 9:47 PM PDT
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Hurray Peck! You saved the topic of my -blam!- orientation!

  • 08.31.2004 9:48 PM PDT
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apparently it was proved that obbi was a guy while i was typing my last post.

please see above first comment as i hide my face in embarrasssment. and shame...

  • 08.31.2004 9:48 PM PDT
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Peck! Goddamnit! No more "orientation" talk to do with Obbi!

EDIT: I didn't mean to come across as an -blam!-. Just in case I did.

[Edited on 8/31/2004 9:49:53 PM]

  • 08.31.2004 9:48 PM PDT

Devil is Double is Deuce and Joker always trumps Deuce.

I think Obbi's getting senile in his old age.

  • 08.31.2004 9:49 PM PDT
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Yeah, you had me going for the first page.

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Posted by: BAR666
Yeah, you had me going for the first page.


See?? New people get confused. Someone should sticky a topic about Obbi being a dude, so everyone knows right when they join up.

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Posted by: MCs Brother
I think Obbi's getting senile in his old age.



In fact, I look forward to it.

I can't wait to be old. I won't like exciting things. Driving 55 down a street would be too much for me - I'd rather take back roads at 25 mph while I pick up my medication. Life will be a slower ordeal, but I'll like it that way.

I will calmly slink through my final years, yelling at young people, peeing myself in public, and generally not giving a crap.

  • 08.31.2004 9:51 PM PDT

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