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Subject: Do you think MasterChief will end up in jail?
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  • 06.22.2011 2:37 AM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
Bungie.Match.com: Our Johnson knows what the ladies like.

nvm

[Edited on 06.22.2011 2:41 AM PDT]

  • 06.22.2011 2:40 AM PDT
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you can't put god in jail sorry

  • 06.22.2011 2:45 AM PDT

What is this I don't even...

  • 06.22.2011 2:49 AM PDT

"Defiant Reclaimer, he who will shatter the land and break the sky apart..."


Posted by: OmG Itz L3GiT
What is this I don't even...


Second that. :S

  • 06.22.2011 3:01 AM PDT

"Concise and devoid of elegance...what I have come to expect from human communication"-Endless Summer

I'm 12 and what is this?

  • 06.22.2011 3:39 AM PDT

I wake up to find myself
After all these years
And where all the time has gone
Still seems so unclear

I think my IQ just dropped 10 points suddenly.

  • 06.22.2011 3:46 AM PDT

The tide is turning, brothers! Let us take our kingdom back!

HNNNNNNGGGGGG

  • 06.22.2011 3:50 AM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
Bungie.Match.com: Our Johnson knows what the ladies like.


Posted by: OfTheBloodguard
HNNNNNNGGGGGG


You sure love saying that.

  • 06.22.2011 3:54 AM PDT
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Nah. He'll be like Cole where he was dropped of all charges and sent back to Earth to a desk job. Then he'll have 4 wives and then get sent back to the front lines when Halo 7 is created.

  • 06.22.2011 4:05 AM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
Bungie.Match.com: Our Johnson knows what the ladies like.


Posted by: Poy Poy
Nah. He'll be like Cole where he was dropped of all charges and sent back to Earth to a desk job. Then he'll have 4 wives and then get sent back to the front lines when Halo 7 is created.


No matter how hard I try, I just can't picture the Chief behind a desk.

  • 06.22.2011 4:07 AM PDT

READ IT.

I won the Star. With this on Week 18.

Spartans never got to jail, Jorge. They just get Community Service.

  • 06.22.2011 4:16 AM PDT

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What.. Huh.. The.. Master Cheif.. jail.. *IQ decreases, Head explodes!*

  • 06.22.2011 6:57 PM PDT

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Posted by: Alex the Awesome
Spartans never got to jail, Jorge. They just get Community Service.


I just fell off my chair laughing +1

  • 06.22.2011 7:02 PM PDT

"When we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change"

Master Chief was six years old when he was taken away. And if I'm not mistaken, most six year old boys are arrogant pricks.

But yeah I LOL'd so hard when: "Spartans never got to jail, Jorge. They just get Community Service.

hahahahahahah... aaaaaahhhhh too much fun.

  • 06.22.2011 7:10 PM PDT


Posted by: Alex the Awesome
Spartans never got to jail, Jorge. They just get Community Service.


Hahahahah! +1 cookie for you sir!

  • 06.22.2011 7:11 PM PDT

O_O Of all the dumb stuff I've seen here on this site...this malarkey takes the cake. You sir, are a vastly ignorant moron and a great fool! John was exactly the same as any other average six year old male! I think you are completely off your nut and out of touch with reality. You are an ignorant troll who's brains are made of lumpy pudding that has gone stale...cast thy vile presence from this place and cease besmirching the great name of Halo with your filth. Cease your deluded babblings and begone, parasite! For your destruction is the will of the gods, and we? We are there instrument!

Posted by: Alex the Awesome
Spartans never got to jail, Jorge. They just get Community Service.


Hahahaha XD Excellent, just excellent, you live up to your title, this comment is made of epic win! I give you a 10/10

  • 06.22.2011 7:38 PM PDT

Lets see them keep him in there. He's the special forces of the special forces. His first mission was infiltrating a insurrectionist city and capturing the most wanted man alive by the UNSC. What is he against? Guards? They used mechs against him intraining pre-mjolnir and they got wrecked.

  • 06.22.2011 7:50 PM PDT

One does not simply trolololol into Mordor.

I'm confused and what is this?

  • 06.22.2011 8:31 PM PDT

Whoops...

No. I don't.

  • 06.22.2011 9:13 PM PDT
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By sharp and flame; a friend of a friend.


Posted by: GuyInTrees
I think it will most likely happen by the end of this new trilogy. If you have read Fall of Reach then you would know that John was an arrogant little prick as a child and probably would've ended up in juvie very early on in life if Dr Halsey hadn't taken him away. Of course no one can say at this stage what he will actually do to land himself in prison but it will most likely have something to do with Cortana or some kind of ONI betrayal. Anyway I think it's pretty much inevitable so anyone got any ideas for what could cause MC to get locked up?


Maybe you'll end up in jail for even suggesting this!

  • 06.22.2011 9:17 PM PDT

My name is Legion, for we are many.

John was an arrogant little prick like any other kid would have been, but he ended up being the kid that became the war god that saved the entire human species from extinction, multiple times over. Why would any sane person want to lock him up?

  • 06.23.2011 3:11 AM PDT

BOB-B-Q!
If only they brought back Marathon and Pathways into Darkness...

He'll travel back in time and turn into Duke Nukem.

  • 06.28.2011 10:40 AM PDT

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