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Subject: "ADAPT." No. Armor Lock and Sword Block are moronic.
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Posted by: TheUseless0ne
Posted by: Thumbs

Posted by: TheUseless0ne
Posted by: Thumbs
If that's so, why is your K/D and W/L so bad?


The main reasons are that I played a lot of grifball (hella fun), and that I have a world away from playing Halo, so I'd play sporadically (I'd get into it and do well, go away for a while and do big people stuff) and come back rusty, playing for reasons that aren't trying to inflate my sense of self worth via k/d w/l.


Then why, if you're so obviously bad, do you try to argue with infinitely better players? You should know your opinion means nothing to us.


Simple; it's because I'm smarter than you. Not really much of an achievement though.

Posted by: Killer VVhale

Posted by: Thumbs

Posted by: TheUseless0ne
Posted by: Thumbs
If that's so, why is your K/D and W/L so bad?


The main reasons are that I played a lot of grifball (hella fun), and that I have a world away from playing Halo, so I'd play sporadically (I'd get into it and do well, go away for a while and do big people stuff) and come back rusty, playing for reasons that aren't trying to inflate my sense of self worth via k/d w/l.


Then why, if you're so obviously bad, do you try to argue with infinitely better players? You should know your opinion means nothing to us.

Because he looks like Sid from Ice Age.


No, in fact, I'm devilishly handsome (and that's just with a crappy webcam).

LOL! This entire time I thought you were BurritoSenor. I just saw the avatar and never checked the user name.

And you do look much better than him. No ho.mo.

[Edited on 06.28.2011 12:23 AM PDT]

  • 06.28.2011 12:22 AM PDT
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wait...

how come you can block a burning blade of plasma (energy sword) but not a hollowed-out aluminum pole (flag)???

[Edited on 06.28.2011 12:26 AM PDT]

  • 06.28.2011 12:26 AM PDT

I am a penguin. Every day I boogie on down to the water, and eat fish. Once, while fishing in the deepest depths, I saw great Cthulhu... And he said to me "Shine, to thine own self be true. They can't tell you what to do once you've gone guru." Also, I should tell you, "slide".

Inventor of the Bombstache avatar!

Posted by: Killer VVhale
No, in fact, I'm devilishly handsome (and that's just with a crappy webcam).[/quote]
LOL! This entire time I thought you were BurritoSenor. I just saw the avatar and never checked the user name.

And you do look much better than him. No ho.mo.


I don't know what Burrito's stance is on the subject, but I've spoken to him (I created this avatar, and he likes it); he is a nice person (a thousand times less narcissistic than I), and I wont say a single negative word about him.

EDIT: I did a WONDERFUL job of botching the quote system, but I'm not going to bother fixing it.

[Edited on 06.28.2011 12:28 AM PDT]

  • 06.28.2011 12:27 AM PDT
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There's a type of person that fails at everything, and they are known as "Reachtards". Do the world a favor and prevent them from reproducing; keeping the gene pool above Down syndrome-level is the only hope for gaming.

TheUseless0ne can think he's as handsome as he likes, but if he's really so uncoordinated and/or monumentally stupid that he can't get past a 35 in 563 games he must be terrible in bed.

EDIT: After reading thisPosted by: TheUseless0ne
I don't know what Burrito's stance is on the subject, but I've spoken to him (I created this avatar, and he likes it); he is a nice person (a thousand times less narcissistic than I), and I wont say a single negative word about him.
I'm actually going to not troll with what I'm about to say here, but for an honest life tip, you're not going to get far if you think narcissism is a desirable trait. I'm being serious.

[Edited on 06.28.2011 12:30 AM PDT]

  • 06.28.2011 12:28 AM PDT

Shoryuken!

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Winter Contingency, perfection.
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Posted by: theforceswithin
No one answered my question. What's a BurritoSenior Junior? How much is it?
Taco Bells new $0.99 combo burrito?

  • 06.28.2011 12:28 AM PDT

Hi.

Posted by: TheUseless0ne
I don't know what Burrito's stance is on the subject, but I've spoken to him (I created this avatar, and he likes it); he is a nice person (a thousand times less narcissistic than I), and I wont say a single negative word about him.
Burrito's a nice guy, but his stance on game mechanics and the way he argues about them makes me facepalm sometimes.

  • 06.28.2011 12:28 AM PDT

It's not my fault that I'm better than you.


Posted by: Lord Slade

LOL whoops, it's 3:22AM and I'm a bit loopy. Thumbs, edit your post you nub.


Who are you calling a nub, Captain?

  • 06.28.2011 12:30 AM PDT

Gamers Anon

Achronos: And what's this about a "design team" I've been hearing? Apparently stosh is so awesome he's now considered a "team".

I don't necessarily hate Armour lock I do however hate it in that manner. I however can not stand sword blocking.

  • 06.28.2011 12:30 AM PDT


Posted by: kingofsmash1

Posted by: theforceswithin
No one answered my question. What's a BurritoSenior Junior? How much is it?
Taco Bells new $0.99 combo burrito?
Yes yes yes, but what is in it? Is it like the Five-Layer or the Mexican Pizza?

  • 06.28.2011 12:30 AM PDT

I am a penguin. Every day I boogie on down to the water, and eat fish. Once, while fishing in the deepest depths, I saw great Cthulhu... And he said to me "Shine, to thine own self be true. They can't tell you what to do once you've gone guru." Also, I should tell you, "slide".

Inventor of the Bombstache avatar!

Posted by: XxLoLrEaChxX
TheUseless0ne can think he's as handsome as he likes, but if he's really so uncoordinated and/or monumentally stupid that he can't get past a 35 in 563 games he must be terrible in bed.


Some of us like(d) the social playlist offerings more, my dear cupcake. Take a look for yourself.

  • 06.28.2011 12:30 AM PDT

You are a retard if you try to bring up this account's Reach playtime.

PM for actual GT.

Still waiting on a reason for not being able to get a 50

  • 06.28.2011 12:31 AM PDT
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There's a type of person that fails at everything, and they are known as "Reachtards". Do the world a favor and prevent them from reproducing; keeping the gene pool above Down syndrome-level is the only hope for gaming.

Posted by: Thumbs
Who are you calling a nub, Captain?
Who are you calling Captain, random?

Posted by: TheUseless0ne
Some of us like(d) the social playlist offerings more, my dear cupcake. Take a look for yourself.
Interesting, a narcissist that is unwilling to put his high opinion of himself to the test in a competitive environment.

[Edited on 06.28.2011 12:33 AM PDT]

  • 06.28.2011 12:31 AM PDT

I am a penguin. Every day I boogie on down to the water, and eat fish. Once, while fishing in the deepest depths, I saw great Cthulhu... And he said to me "Shine, to thine own self be true. They can't tell you what to do once you've gone guru." Also, I should tell you, "slide".

Inventor of the Bombstache avatar!

Posted by: Zomechin
Posted by: TheUseless0ne
I don't know what Burrito's stance is on the subject, but I've spoken to him (I created this avatar, and he likes it); he is a nice person (a thousand times less narcissistic than I), and I wont say a single negative word about him.
Burrito's a nice guy, but his stance on game mechanics and the way he argues about them makes me facepalm sometimes.


That's funny, I feel the same about the people I've been arguing against for the past few pages.

  • 06.28.2011 12:31 AM PDT

It's not my fault that I'm better than you.

And useless, I beg to differ.

You're most definitely not smarter than me, I just don't waste my intellect on this cess-pool of a forum.

  • 06.28.2011 12:32 AM PDT

I am a penguin. Every day I boogie on down to the water, and eat fish. Once, while fishing in the deepest depths, I saw great Cthulhu... And he said to me "Shine, to thine own self be true. They can't tell you what to do once you've gone guru." Also, I should tell you, "slide".

Inventor of the Bombstache avatar!

Posted by: Five seveN
Still waiting on a reason for not being able to get a 50


One post above yours for starters. Again, you can dig through my social, non-grifbal/ action sack stuff and probably find enough wins in social to probably earn a 50 if I played ranked. Just a theory though.

  • 06.28.2011 12:34 AM PDT

It's not my fault that I'm better than you.


Posted by: XxLoLrEaChxX
Posted by: Thumbs
Who are you calling a nub, Captain?
Who are you calling Captain, random?


Random?

Hahah.

You obviously don't know who I am, Lord.

  • 06.28.2011 12:35 AM PDT

I am a penguin. Every day I boogie on down to the water, and eat fish. Once, while fishing in the deepest depths, I saw great Cthulhu... And he said to me "Shine, to thine own self be true. They can't tell you what to do once you've gone guru." Also, I should tell you, "slide".

Inventor of the Bombstache avatar!

Posted by: Thumbs
And useless, I beg to differ.

You're most definitely not smarter than me, I just don't waste my intellect on this cess-pool of a forum.


So you just come in here to add more filth to the pool? That makes you come off so much smarter.

  • 06.28.2011 12:35 AM PDT
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"In Halo 3 not all 50's were good players, but all good players were 50's."

Your opinion is invalid.

I'm not your buddy, guy!

[Edited on 06.28.2011 12:36 AM PDT]

  • 06.28.2011 12:35 AM PDT

Adepto In Meus Campester
Posted by: ParagonRenegade
You were totally and absolutely correct in every way, I don't know why we were arguing, you're so amazing I should never have doubted you.

Posted by: TheUseless0ne
That's funny, I feel the same about the people I've been arguing against for the past few pages.
I actually have a feeling that you're not beyond hopeless like some of the others I've met. Given time and a guiding hand, you could be like one of us and know what it's like to truly understand how things work in this sector of cyberspace.

But that's not what we're here for.

  • 06.28.2011 12:36 AM PDT

It's not my fault that I'm better than you.


Posted by: TheUseless0ne
Posted by: Thumbs
And useless, I beg to differ.

You're most definitely not smarter than me, I just don't waste my intellect on this cess-pool of a forum.


So you just come in here to add more filth to the pool? That makes you come off so much smarter.


I come here to reinforce the few other intelligent people that still frequent the forums.

  • 06.28.2011 12:37 AM PDT

Shoryuken!

Mythic Mode Progress on Reach:
Winter Contingency, perfection.
Other levels in progress.


Posted by: theforceswithin

Posted by: kingofsmash1

Posted by: theforceswithin
No one answered my question. What's a BurritoSenior Junior? How much is it?
Taco Bells new $0.99 combo burrito?
Yes yes yes, but what is in it? Is it like the Five-Layer or the Mexican Pizza?
It's a 7 layer burrito.

  • 06.28.2011 12:37 AM PDT

You are a retard if you try to bring up this account's Reach playtime.

PM for actual GT.


Posted by: TheUseless0ne
Posted by: Five seveN
Still waiting on a reason for not being able to get a 50


One post above yours for starters. Again, you can dig through my social, non-grifbal/ action sack stuff and probably find enough wins in social to probably earn a 50 if I played ranked. Just a theory though.
Why are you implying social games matter? Theres a reason almost no general in Social is taken seriously. If youre proud of beating them and think that doing so means you could get a 50 then youre delusional.

  • 06.28.2011 12:37 AM PDT

Hi.

Useless, no offense, but why do you continue to bump (and in doing so, support) a thread that you don't support?

  • 06.28.2011 12:38 AM PDT

I am a penguin. Every day I boogie on down to the water, and eat fish. Once, while fishing in the deepest depths, I saw great Cthulhu... And he said to me "Shine, to thine own self be true. They can't tell you what to do once you've gone guru." Also, I should tell you, "slide".

Inventor of the Bombstache avatar!

Posted by: Five seveN

Posted by: TheUseless0ne
Posted by: Five seveN
Still waiting on a reason for not being able to get a 50


One post above yours for starters. Again, you can dig through my social, non-grifbal/ action sack stuff and probably find enough wins in social to probably earn a 50 if I played ranked. Just a theory though.
Why are you implying social games matter? Theres a reason almost no general in Social is taken seriously. If youre proud of beating them and think that doing so means you could get a 50 then youre delusional.


Oh right. I forgot how social slayer, objective, and BTB were SO much different than their ranked counterparts... You know, other than the number.

Let's see, there was... Uh... They had that one gun that wasn't in.... wait, no... They had that map that.... No that's not it either...

  • 06.28.2011 12:40 AM PDT

I am a penguin. Every day I boogie on down to the water, and eat fish. Once, while fishing in the deepest depths, I saw great Cthulhu... And he said to me "Shine, to thine own self be true. They can't tell you what to do once you've gone guru." Also, I should tell you, "slide".

Inventor of the Bombstache avatar!

Posted by: Zomechin
Useless, no offense, but why do you continue to bump (and in doing so, support) a thread that you don't support?


I enjoy pointing out the fallacies in the logic of some of these people. I'm hoping they learn something, but then, I always have been a bit of a dreamer.

  • 06.28.2011 12:41 AM PDT