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Posted by: r c takedown
Yax is a shining beacon in these dark times. You should all strive to be more like Yax.
Posted by: zanderacXBOX360
then at around 3:30 PM PT I decided to do blow the leaves out of my driveway/lawn.I tried that once. There was a big pile of them in the middle of my driveway so I got on my hands and knees and started blowing. At first it was really hard to control them but after a while I learnt how to get them exactly where I wanted them. Constantly I'd have to change angles and also consciously control my lungs, throat and mouth (which was very difficult) because sometimes I'd just need to blow them a little bit to the left and other times I'd try to get them as far as I can forward, to push them off my property.
After about an hour I was a master leaf-blower. King of the Leaves. It was like I was on a ranch out on some farm, driving cattle. Except I didn't have a horse, a whip, tight bottomless leather pants or even a cool cowboy hat. No, all I had was my mouth and the ability to blow. But these leaves were my cattle and I was driving them all the same.
My strategy was to keep them bunched together and then single one out and blow it all the way down the driveway and off on to the road. This worked and I was great at it but by the time I got to the third leaf I was starting to feel dizzy, light-headed, like I was going to throw up or float away or something, but I ignored it and continued. Afterall, I had a job to do and I wasn't going to give up until it was done. Us leaf-blowers aint no sissies.
So then I passed out right there on my driveway. Totally banged my head on the concrete when I fell. Real hard. Real violent. And then I woke up in a pool of my own blood. The leaves were still there but the sun had already gone down and when I checked my watch I saw that it was well past seven so I got up, staggered in to the house and watched TV. Sure I just left those leaves out there but who cares, right? They're just damn leaves.
I also missed out on dinner (which was macaroni with cheese) which sucked so I kind of know how you feel. But then again I just got mother to heat it back up again so I got what I wanted in the end which might not be the same way your story ends, friend.
Sorry.
[Edited on 06.30.2011 7:28 PM PDT]