- WarnedOrange7
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- Honorable Member
As the wave of emotion of the Flood attack washed over me something inside turned cold and although I had been effectively killing Covenant for a long time, a new steel was forged within me... I knew that to get out alive I had to kill every last one of these S.O.B's. I did it, stole the index from the library and blew up the ring world known as Halo, but I knew this wasn't the end... It was only just beginning.
So this wife is getting fed up of her husbands flatulance, and she always told him one day he'll fart his guts out. And so, to teach him a lesson one thanks giving day she got the turkey guts early in the morning and shoved them down his pants whilst sleeping. And so she went backdown stairs waiting for the screams.
They didnt come so after she had finished downstairs she went back up after a couple of hours to find a very shocked husband.
"You know you always told me one day i would fart my guts out?
Well it happened!!!
But dont worry, two fingers, and some vasaline, i managed to get them all back in there."