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Subject: Mister Ninja's Guide to Being Canadian!
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[color=lime]---Mister Ninja's Guide to Being Canadian---[/color]

[color=red]1) You must know the shape of Canada and where it is on the map[/color]

[color=white]2) You must know as much about the U.S. as you do about Canada so that you can complain when americans dont know as much about your country as you do theirs.[/color]

[color=red]3) "Eh" has multiple meanings I will list them.

- It can be used at the end of a sentence to ask the person if they agree with you. Ex. that pizza was good eh?

-"Eh" Can also be used to replace the word hey. It can be used to get someones attention before you speak. (note that "eh" is not being used correctly when simply replaceing the word hey, but it is often used by Canadians anyway)
Ex. "Eh! look at that"[/color]

[color=white]4) You Must refer to what Americans call sweetend tea, as simply iced tea. Because here in Canada we dont have any of the crap cold tea. [/color]

[color=red]5) You must never pronounce "about" Like "A-boot" because no one here has said that for hundreds of years. and it gives us a reputation for being strange.[/color]

[color=white]6) Your pants to shorts ratio may never be equal to or lower than 2:1. its true that we dont live in a frozen wasteland. but lets face it our "hot" summer is pretty damn short.[/color]

This guide is a work in progress. And I made it because im bored. If you have any tips you think I should add or think I should change some of the guidlines to be more accurate, feel free to tell me so.

[Edited on 9/1/2004 7:41:19 PM]

  • 09.01.2004 7:18 PM PDT
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Lol. You Canadians are some funny people.

  • 09.01.2004 7:20 PM PDT
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Damn Canadians.

Canada... Leading the world in being just north of the United States.


Just poking fun.

  • 09.01.2004 7:23 PM PDT
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Canada kicks ass!

  • 09.01.2004 7:25 PM PDT
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Im being bored and patriotic at the same time. How useful!

Posted by: Excommunicado
Damn Canadians.

Canada... Leading the world in being just north of the United States.


Just poking fun.


Ouch. lol

[Edited on 9/1/2004 7:26:12 PM]

  • 09.01.2004 7:25 PM PDT
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i thot the rules of being canaidan are LIVE IN CANADA!

  • 09.01.2004 7:33 PM PDT
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You dont have to live in canada to be canadain. You just have to be born here or of lived here for at least 4 years.

Everyone like how I "prettyfied" the text for your viewing pleasure?

[Edited on 9/1/2004 7:35:54 PM]

  • 09.01.2004 7:34 PM PDT
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No one apreciates my prettyfied text. :(

Sorry for bumping I wont do it again. But I dont want my extra 3 minutes of work to go to waste by no one seeing it.

  • 09.01.2004 7:44 PM PDT
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[color=red]You are mostly correct accept that I would say aboot because I would take every [/color][color=white]opportunity to keep a Canadian reputation to set ourselves apart from [/color][color=red]our friendly neighbors to the south(no offence all you Americans). I believe eh[/color][color=white] can be used almost as a confirmation that you are done talking [/color][color=red]after every sentance that doesn't end in a "?".[/color]

  • 09.02.2004 12:45 PM PDT
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I"M CANADIAN AND i SAY CANADA SUX THIS DAMN COUNTRY WAS GREAT UNTIL ALL THE -blam!-S CAME OUT AND GOT RIGHTS PERSONALLY I THINK THE ONLY RIGHT THEY SHOULD HAVE IS THE RIGHT TO GET SHOT.moUTHFULLS .COM

  • 09.02.2004 1:07 PM PDT

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To be Canadian, move there and become a legal citizen.

  • 09.02.2004 1:13 PM PDT
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Well its obvious that guy is NOT Canadian, but anyways, I am also Canadian, and very proud of it, for many reasons, too many to name here and also because I dont feel like it, but I'd say to be Canadian you have to listen to [color=red] This [/color] [color=white] Guy [/color]

By the way, I have an all Canadian Clan and Chapter running, with about 20 Canadian members so far, if your Canadian and interested in gaming in Halo 2 with us, please without hesitation, Private Message me, or email me at [email] BeefySleet@hotmail.com [/email] or add me to MSN at the same address.

Go Canada!

[Edited on 9/2/2004 1:50:38 PM]

  • 09.02.2004 1:50 PM PDT
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Ach! Was ist los?

--Mr. Smith is half-Canadian, but most of this stuff applies to him already.

  • 09.02.2004 1:58 PM PDT
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i hate how we are no longer to bring in our big Canadian flag for the ending celebrations of the olympics.

  • 09.02.2004 1:59 PM PDT
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Posted by: Fallen Seraph
i hate how we are no longer to bring in our big Canadian flag for the ending celebrations of the olympics.


Why?

  • 09.02.2004 2:06 PM PDT
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it was a huge one which the whole canadain teams held up and i guess the IOC thought it was not fair to the other countries or something.

  • 09.02.2004 2:07 PM PDT
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Americans do it...

  • 09.02.2004 3:17 PM PDT
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[color=red] .......... [/color][color=white] .......... [/color][color=red] /\ [/color][color=white] ......... [/color][color=red] ............ [/color]
[color=red] .......... [/color][color=white] ..... [/color][color=red] __/...\__ [/color][color=white] ..... [/color][color=red] ........... [/color]
[color=red] .......... [/color][color=white] ..... [/color][color=red] \........../ [/color][color=white] ..... [/color][color=red] ........... [/color]
[color=red] .......... [/color][color=white] ..... [/color][color=red] /__...__\ [/color][color=white] ..... [/color][color=red] ........... [/color]
[color=red] .......... [/color][color=white] ......... [/color][color=red] |_| [/color][color=white] ......... [/color][color=red]............[/color]

oh yeah, check it out.

  • 09.02.2004 3:55 PM PDT
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Lol, very nice sig =D

  • 09.03.2004 7:19 PM PDT