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what is wrong with girls i have tried every thing

i have been nice and polite havent said eny thing dumb or sexist and they still hurt me

  • 09.02.2004 12:23 AM PDT
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I say this all the time, and the people that listen always reap the rewards

Confidence is the most important thing. No question about it; there is nothing more appealing to a girl

That's your answer

  • 09.02.2004 12:25 AM PDT
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Posted by: MakaVeli4LIfe1
I say this all the time, and the people that listen always reap the rewards

Confidence is the most important thing. No question about it; there is nothing more appealing to a girl

That's your answer


Seconded.

That and knowing how to cook helps! Only if you're over 18 though ;)

[Edited on 9/2/2004 12:31:38 AM]

  • 09.02.2004 12:30 AM PDT
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In my exiperence, girls like funny guys. That's how you get there attention, then you just gota' be yourself.

[Edited on 9/2/2004 1:05:54 AM]

  • 09.02.2004 1:05 AM PDT
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Okay,
1. introduce yourself, be smooth charming and funny, take the conversation to what she likes,oh and CONFIDENCE, and don't stutter(remember first impressions are hard to change)

2.. make sure you have good chemistry, or if you're shallow just act the way she wants you to
3. sacrafice for her and pretend(or br truthful) that she means the world to you(up to that its up to you)


Lines to introduce yourself with:
1. Hi I'm name here, you new around here?
2. Hey I see you like subject here, you must be cool. I'm name here
3.Hey guys what's up(to group) why don't you introduce me to this fine young lady.

You can also have your friend introduce you. Goodluck.

  • 09.02.2004 2:12 AM PDT
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Tell her all the gross habits you have. If she doesn't like it, she wasn't meant for you anyway.

Start interesting conversations (ie shaving with peanut butter, sitting on the toilet with the seat up, cutting the grass and hitting bunnies, etc)

Give her a spider. Girls dig that.

Take her to a movie. Preferably ones rated XXX.

Smile a lot. And don't brush your teeth.

Invite her over to play Halo, and then murder her with no remorse. Laugh at her until she cries.


With these tips you will get a girl in no time.

[Edited on 9/2/2004 2:18:18 AM]

  • 09.02.2004 2:17 AM PDT
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Posted by: cemical panther
what is wrong with girls i have tried every thing

i have been nice and polite havent said eny thing dumb or sexist and they still hurt me


You're fat, dumb and ugly.

  • 09.02.2004 6:21 AM PDT
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Posted by: cemical panther
what is wrong with girls i have tried every thing

i have been nice and polite havent said eny thing dumb or sexist and they still hurt me


You're fat, dumb and ugly.

AHA!!! You're trying to fool more people!

  • 09.02.2004 7:10 AM PDT