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Subject: Who murdered Kat?

They call me The Raptor due to my extreme interest in dinosaurs specifically velociraptor.


Posted by: SaintCT

Posted by: impanther2002

Posted by: SaintCT
It would appear that before Noble Teams mission across Reach, someone decided to swap Kats helmet with a cheap Fisher Price knockoff. Only explanation for her untimely undramatic death. Seriously she got shot one time and that helmet didn't even help. I refuse to believe that the Spartans armor is that flimsy. Conclusion <<MURDER>>...

But Who? Who could have been clever enough to pull off such a ruse? I now turn to you guys. Help me solve this crime.

What could be true?

Carter: Team Leader, no one would expect him. However as we all know Kat was having trouble letting go over their on again off again affair. When Carter ended the relationship Kat demanded money to supply her gambling benge. Threatened that Kat might go to his wife he devised a genius plan. perhaps <<Murder>>???

Noble Six: The new guy. Just what is his deal. We all know the quiet ones are the crazy ones. But what you don't know is that Noble Six is Kats EX husband. Discusted with Kats relations with the orginal Noble Six. He put his plan into motion to get rid of them both. Perhaps <<Murder>>???

Jorge: The big sensitive guy. The kind of guy that would lend you a few bucks if you were late on your car payments. You know the nice guy. Well Kat however, borrowed a little to much money. Kats gambling problem plunged her into a 120,000 Cr debt. Jorge bailed her out, but asked for monthly installments of 1000 Cr a month with 4.5% interest. When Jorge relized he was never going to get his money back, he took action in the only way he knew how. Perhaps <<Murder>>???

Jun: We all know Kat was holding Jun's unborn child. Jun could not let this secret out. If this got out, Jun's wife would leave him, and the alimony only would send him into bankruptcy. At the thought of disgrace and going broke he took action. Perhaps <<Murder>>???

Emile: As we all know Emile suffered from anger problems due to steroid usage. He was a loose canon and could fly off the handle at anytime. When Kat tried to break off her relationship with Emile due to repeated domestic abuse, Emile became enraged. Two weeks later Kat was releaseed from the hospital and agreed to testify against Emile in court for several counts of assault and Cr laundering. Emile could not allow this to happen. With one last mission before the court date he decided to take care of this problem personally. Perhaps <<Murder>>???

As we have learned from the following statements. All Noble Team members had a motive, oppurtunity and maybe Kat was a little to Eazzzzyy. Only we can solve this crime now. We must piece together the clues and solve this mystery.

~This post is meant for fun. Keep that in mind.


Noble Six because Kat just would not stop driving him off of cliffs lol.


Maybe she just needed glasses. Or she couldn't see very well through the aformentioned Fisher Price helmet. Either way her demise is sure to keep motorist safer.


Plus you love affair theory thing is plain strange. How would a lone wolf assassin like Noble Six have time to settle down and start a family? Hell how would any member of Noble team have the time to do so? Ironically you say that Emile is on steroids but that can basically be said for every spartan.

[Edited on 07.04.2011 4:11 PM PDT]

  • 07.04.2011 4:09 PM PDT


Posted by: impanther2002

Posted by: SaintCT

Posted by: impanther2002

Posted by: SaintCT
It would appear that before Noble Teams mission across Reach, someone decided to swap Kats helmet with a cheap Fisher Price knockoff. Only explanation for her untimely undramatic death. Seriously she got shot one time and that helmet didn't even help. I refuse to believe that the Spartans armor is that flimsy. Conclusion <<MURDER>>...

But Who? Who could have been clever enough to pull off such a ruse? I now turn to you guys. Help me solve this crime.

What could be true?

Carter: Team Leader, no one would expect him. However as we all know Kat was having trouble letting go over their on again off again affair. When Carter ended the relationship Kat demanded money to supply her gambling benge. Threatened that Kat might go to his wife he devised a genius plan. perhaps <<Murder>>???

Noble Six: The new guy. Just what is his deal. We all know the quiet ones are the crazy ones. But what you don't know is that Noble Six is Kats EX husband. Discusted with Kats relations with the orginal Noble Six. He put his plan into motion to get rid of them both. Perhaps <<Murder>>???

Jorge: The big sensitive guy. The kind of guy that would lend you a few bucks if you were late on your car payments. You know the nice guy. Well Kat however, borrowed a little to much money. Kats gambling problem plunged her into a 120,000 Cr debt. Jorge bailed her out, but asked for monthly installments of 1000 Cr a month with 4.5% interest. When Jorge relized he was never going to get his money back, he took action in the only way he knew how. Perhaps <<Murder>>???

Jun: We all know Kat was holding Jun's unborn child. Jun could not let this secret out. If this got out, Jun's wife would leave him, and the alimony only would send him into bankruptcy. At the thought of disgrace and going broke he took action. Perhaps <<Murder>>???

Emile: As we all know Emile suffered from anger problems due to steroid usage. He was a loose canon and could fly off the handle at anytime. When Kat tried to break off her relationship with Emile due to repeated domestic abuse, Emile became enraged. Two weeks later Kat was releaseed from the hospital and agreed to testify against Emile in court for several counts of assault and Cr laundering. Emile could not allow this to happen. With one last mission before the court date he decided to take care of this problem personally. Perhaps <<Murder>>???

As we have learned from the following statements. All Noble Team members had a motive, oppurtunity and maybe Kat was a little to Eazzzzyy. Only we can solve this crime now. We must piece together the clues and solve this mystery.

~This post is meant for fun. Keep that in mind.


Noble Six because Kat just would not stop driving him off of cliffs lol.


Maybe she just needed glasses. Or she couldn't see very well through the aformentioned Fisher Price helmet. Either way her demise is sure to keep motorist safer.


Plus you love affair theory thing is plain strange. How would a lone wolf assassin like Noble Six have time to settle down and start a family? Hell how would any member of Noble team have the time to do so? Ironically you say that Emile is on steroids but that can basically be said for every spartan.


Youre looking to much into it. Lets just leave it as Kat is a ~Blam~ and Emile does drugs.

[Edited on 07.04.2011 4:16 PM PDT]

  • 07.04.2011 4:15 PM PDT


Posted by: SilentCO1
Noble 6, A.K.A., ME!!! Duh duh duhhhhh. But really, people are still talking about this? The glassing knocked out everyone's shields, you know a NR will kill someone with a shot to the head when their shields are down. I think he was aiming for Noble 6, and missed because the Phantom Guy was going to fast trying to get away and he accidently killed Kat.


They shot Kat because she was the last one out of the elevator and the easiest to hit.

  • 07.04.2011 4:15 PM PDT

They call me The Raptor due to my extreme interest in dinosaurs specifically velociraptor.


Posted by: SaintCT

Posted by: impanther2002

Posted by: SaintCT

Posted by: impanther2002

Posted by: SaintCT
It would appear that before Noble Teams mission across Reach, someone decided to swap Kats helmet with a cheap Fisher Price knockoff. Only explanation for her untimely undramatic death. Seriously she got shot one time and that helmet didn't even help. I refuse to believe that the Spartans armor is that flimsy. Conclusion <<MURDER>>...

But Who? Who could have been clever enough to pull off such a ruse? I now turn to you guys. Help me solve this crime.

What could be true?

Carter: Team Leader, no one would expect him. However as we all know Kat was having trouble letting go over their on again off again affair. When Carter ended the relationship Kat demanded money to supply her gambling benge. Threatened that Kat might go to his wife he devised a genius plan. perhaps <<Murder>>???

Noble Six: The new guy. Just what is his deal. We all know the quiet ones are the crazy ones. But what you don't know is that Noble Six is Kats EX husband. Discusted with Kats relations with the orginal Noble Six. He put his plan into motion to get rid of them both. Perhaps <<Murder>>???

Jorge: The big sensitive guy. The kind of guy that would lend you a few bucks if you were late on your car payments. You know the nice guy. Well Kat however, borrowed a little to much money. Kats gambling problem plunged her into a 120,000 Cr debt. Jorge bailed her out, but asked for monthly installments of 1000 Cr a month with 4.5% interest. When Jorge relized he was never going to get his money back, he took action in the only way he knew how. Perhaps <<Murder>>???

Jun: We all know Kat was holding Jun's unborn child. Jun could not let this secret out. If this got out, Jun's wife would leave him, and the alimony only would send him into bankruptcy. At the thought of disgrace and going broke he took action. Perhaps <<Murder>>???

Emile: As we all know Emile suffered from anger problems due to steroid usage. He was a loose canon and could fly off the handle at anytime. When Kat tried to break off her relationship with Emile due to repeated domestic abuse, Emile became enraged. Two weeks later Kat was releaseed from the hospital and agreed to testify against Emile in court for several counts of assault and Cr laundering. Emile could not allow this to happen. With one last mission before the court date he decided to take care of this problem personally. Perhaps <<Murder>>???

As we have learned from the following statements. All Noble Team members had a motive, oppurtunity and maybe Kat was a little to Eazzzzyy. Only we can solve this crime now. We must piece together the clues and solve this mystery.

~This post is meant for fun. Keep that in mind.


Noble Six because Kat just would not stop driving him off of cliffs lol.


Maybe she just needed glasses. Or she couldn't see very well through the aformentioned Fisher Price helmet. Either way her demise is sure to keep motorist safer.


Plus you love affair theory thing is plain strange. How would a lone wolf assassin like Noble Six have time to settle down and start a family? Hell how would any member of Noble team have the time to do so? Ironically you say that Emile is on steroids but that can basically be said for every spartan.


Youre looking to much into it. Lets just leave it as Kat is a ~Blam~ and Emile does drugs.


Spartans are basically on drugs anyway, why would Emile need drugs at all?

  • 07.04.2011 4:19 PM PDT

Jun. He has an unhealthy habit of shooting his teammates in the face.

  • 07.04.2011 4:20 PM PDT

This made my day.

But you forgot the one other answer: It was Kat! She's always trying to drive off cliffs, so obviously she was suicidal. She was depressed from all of the (alleged) love affairs and decided to have herself killed on the mission.

[Edited on 07.04.2011 4:30 PM PDT]

  • 07.04.2011 4:28 PM PDT

Cortana

  • 07.04.2011 4:32 PM PDT


Posted by: GoLd SaVaGe x
Jun. He has an unhealthy habit of shooting his teammates in the face.


At least he's consistant.

  • 07.04.2011 4:32 PM PDT


Posted by: Terminatr117
This made my day.

But you forgot the one other answer: It was Kat! She's always trying to drive off cliffs, so obviously she was suicidal. She was depressed from all of the (alleged) love affairs and decided to have herself killed on the mission.


Women do take things to seriously. Maybe she over reacted a little bit.

  • 07.04.2011 4:33 PM PDT

Join 7he Flood or die
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OTK: I feel like a ninja or something

You know you are good at GH3 when you can have a "bad" run on through the fire and flames

None of them.

It was Seal Team Six! *gasp*
*/gasp*

  • 07.04.2011 4:35 PM PDT

I am a mute gamer.

Jun did. HE COULDN'T STAND EVERYONE STARING AT KAT'S -blam!-!

[Edited on 07.04.2011 4:38 PM PDT]

  • 07.04.2011 4:38 PM PDT

Quality Thread. Obviously Emile, he hates court.

  • 07.04.2011 4:39 PM PDT

Spartan's don't go KIA, they just go missing in action.

elite with neddle rifle.

  • 07.04.2011 4:41 PM PDT

Come to think about it. It was probably Dr. Halsey through Cortana. She got tired of Kat sticking her nose where it didn't belong.

She had Cortana hack into Kat's shield systems and turn them off.

[Edited on 07.04.2011 4:42 PM PDT]

  • 07.04.2011 4:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: BerserkWolf
The deity of drivers.

Her driving was so awful that she made the deity rage and he threw a super powered needle down at her, piercing her skull and ridding the planet of such a terrible driver.

  • 07.04.2011 4:44 PM PDT


Posted by: Massacre42
None of them.

It was Seal Team Six! *gasp*
*/gasp*


Wow they must be putting in overtime.

  • 07.04.2011 4:48 PM PDT

You have missed some key clues and forgetting some back story. 1) Kat drives spartans off cliffs. 2) Some spartans call Halsey "Mum". Basically Mom for the non-brits. 3) How did Kat lose her arm? Obviously she drove off a cliff and during that accident lost her arm but also killed her Spartan III son she had with Noble Six. When you consider that a mother will do anything to protect her kids and grandchildren. Halsey is the murderer. She had motive (Dead Grandchild and her children in danger due to Kats driving, she knew it was just a matter of time before Kat killed a Noble Team member with her driving) She also had oportunity being the designer of the armor. A little plastic where steel should be and the deed is done.

So your Clue answer is: Halsey in the design lab with the inferior plastic.

[Edited on 07.04.2011 4:58 PM PDT]

  • 07.04.2011 4:57 PM PDT


Posted by: Spartan TT117
Come to think about it. It was probably Dr. Halsey through Cortana. She got tired of Kat sticking her nose where it didn't belong.

She had Cortana hack into Kat's shield systems and turn them off.


Goes to show you women can't get along.

  • 07.04.2011 4:57 PM PDT


Posted by: A1RxSQUARED
Colonel Mustard.


No dude! It was Proffessor Plum!

(cookies for any who get the film i'm referencing)

  • 07.04.2011 4:59 PM PDT


Posted by: PM Phoenix824
You have missed some key clues and forgetting some back story. 1) Kat drives spartans off cliffs. 2) Some spartans call Halsey "Mum". Basically Mom for the non-brits. 3) How did Kat lose her arm? Obviously she drove off a cliff and during that accident lost her arm but also killed her Spartan III son she had with Noble Six. When you consider that a mother will do anything to protect her kids and grandchildren. Halsey is the murderer. She had motive (Dead Grandchild and her children in danger due to Kats driving, she knew it was just a matter of time before Kat killed a Noble Team member with her driving) She also had oportunity being the designer of the armor. A little plastic where steel should be and the deed is done.

So you Clue answer is: Halsey in the design lab with the inferior plastic.


Halsey is a shady person. I shall not rule her out in my investigation.

  • 07.04.2011 4:59 PM PDT

Twisszted

Emile


he sucks as much as kat does

  • 07.04.2011 5:00 PM PDT

Well there is Clue, Clue 2 and Without a Clue. What kind of cookie do I get?

  • 07.04.2011 5:02 PM PDT

+1, this was hilarious man.

  • 07.04.2011 5:03 PM PDT

gary busey

Hes crazy he was the one behind the whole thing just the the emperor in star wars. it was all gary busey

  • 07.04.2011 5:07 PM PDT


Posted by: kelm427
gary busey

Hes crazy he was the one behind the whole thing just the the emperor in star wars. it was all gary busey


Epic reply I did enjoy seeing that. Im on my way to go question Gary Busey.

  • 07.04.2011 5:10 PM PDT