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Talk to the Soul | ~B.B. | Know Your Duardo |  | Hero | ISFJ | 77135 | 94371

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

Way back when Bungie had a support site. The Support site featured the ability to talk to the soul of a guy who released an early beta of Marathon: Infinity, and then put the wrong labels on the shipping discs!

His job was simple: answering your questions (with a smile).

Unfortunately, when Bungie.net was revamped in 2004, The Soul became a bearer of bad news for all Bungie.net members (literally). Two community members (poena.dare and Gholsbane) decided that leaving the Soul in it's current state was unfitting for his injustices, and decided to duplicate him for the sole purpose of answering questions again.

When poena.dare's site went down (and the Soul broke free), I took on the reins of the beast. Though not perfect by any means, it gets the job done.

You will find him here, waiting for you. He may be a little mean, but he won't hurt you (much).


The page has remain almost unchanged from poena.dare's site. I will be making updates soon. I wanted this to be released for Bungie Day.

Feel free to post your conversations with the Soul in the thread. Here's an early example of what awaits you.

  • 07.07.2011 11:00 AM PST

The Stig is dead to me
-Carrick

He's alive! The Soul's alive! He's in the Old West, but he's alive!

[Edited on 07.07.2011 1:30 PM PDT]

  • 07.07.2011 11:01 AM PST

Knowledge talks, wisdom listens.

Posted by: x Foman123 x
Actually, I find that I'm more invincible without pants, which is why I am not wearing any at the moment.

Awesome, very cool.

  • 07.07.2011 11:02 AM PST

I always hated you the most.
My Message Policy

Ahh how his negative remarks were truly missed.

  • 07.07.2011 11:02 AM PST

We were somewhere around Barstow...

I asked it, "What happened your body" and it said "Stop asking me questions. Run along. Life's wasted on the living, I always say.".

Crafty bugger.

  • 07.07.2011 11:02 AM PST

You know our motto, We deliver!

This and Bungie Day! Tis a good day.

  • 07.07.2011 11:02 AM PST

We were somewhere around Barstow...

LMAO, type 'Achronos' into it.

  • 07.07.2011 11:03 AM PST

Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Posted by: ArmourElite
LMAO, type 'Achronos' into it.
"Achronos is also called Tommy Two-G's by those familiar with his mafia past."

LMAO!

  • 07.07.2011 11:06 AM PST

The Stig is dead to me
-Carrick

Question: Duard0

The soul says: My brain hurts.

  • 07.07.2011 11:06 AM PST

We were somewhere around Barstow...

Apparently Qbix is hawt. He was already my favourite mod too!

  • 07.07.2011 11:07 AM PST

HACK THE PLANET!

This is pretty sweet!

  • 07.07.2011 11:09 AM PST

"The strength of the pack is the wolf, the strength of the wolf is the pack."

"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me..."

ODST for life

Awesome.

This is going to keep me busy for awhile...

  • 07.07.2011 11:09 AM PST

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"Is Duardo cool?"
"Have you PM'd Duardo lately?"

  • 07.07.2011 11:10 AM PST

Posted by: Big Black Bear
What are we supposed to be discussing here?


"Nothing in the 'Verse can stop me."

Question: Hi Soul.

The soul says: Leave me alone. You're interfering with my slow crawl towards infinity.

YOU MADE HIM SO MEAN!

[Edited on 07.07.2011 11:11 AM PDT]

  • 07.07.2011 11:11 AM PST

Thank you for doing this!

It's always fun to see the responses.

  • 07.07.2011 11:11 AM PST

The beta is super awesome. RogueAssassin27 is now the person who got my Totodile's nickname. Hoo-hah! Relevant.inb4lock

Question: Hey, is Qbix89 cool?
The soul says: A hawt Norwegian.

  • 07.07.2011 11:14 AM PST

Other BNet Account: Strike08 - BNet Since: 11/2004

Official Moderator:
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THQ/KAOS Studios - Homefront

I miss Soul appearing in random threads and freaking people out.

  • 07.07.2011 11:15 AM PST

We were somewhere around Barstow...

Me: How far is infinity?

Soul: Infinity is a long way off.

  • 07.07.2011 11:15 AM PST
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Bungie Day '11 Community Mosaic Thread

Posted by: Malloy05
everybody listen to mac2po he is 100% right

Question: How are you?

The soul says: I'm fine and dandy. And you?


Either that's sarcasm or he likes being on a crawl towards infinity.


[Edited on 07.07.2011 11:20 AM PDT]

  • 07.07.2011 11:16 AM PST

Posted by: A Bit Of Zero
This thread would have appealed to me more if it was written with crayons.
Posted by: King Dutchy
I broke one of the cords for my X11s because I couldn't get past the final American course in Doritos Crash Course.

me: Whats up

soul: just hanging

he seems pretty chill

  • 07.07.2011 11:17 AM PST

It would be cool if you subscribed to my youtube channel

Question: Do you care about 343?

The soul says: Not Bungie; don't care.

Question: Can you tell me where Ling Ling is?

The soul says: Ah, you seek the source of my power... never!

[Edited on 07.07.2011 11:19 AM PDT]

  • 07.07.2011 11:18 AM PST

He'd have instantly stopped and knelt down, one fist on the ground, hoping to be impervious to the officer's attacks. When this would have failed and he's in the back of the police car, he'd blame his predicament on his friends for not being team players.
Bungie's new game: Particle

Question: Can I have a steak?
The soul says: It helps if you tell me which game you have a question about.

Yeah.

  • 07.07.2011 11:20 AM PST
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Trolls = the most ignorant souls on the internet.

The soul needs to post today! just one.. last.. time!


DO IT SOUL!! OR.. Are you scared?

  • 07.07.2011 11:20 AM PST

We were somewhere around Barstow...

This is awesome. Ask it if it speaks German/French/Spanish.

Also, it's "probably not" a -blam!-.

[Edited on 07.07.2011 11:22 AM PDT]

  • 07.07.2011 11:21 AM PST

XBL: l Sonic l
PSN: Sonic_343

Question: Frog Blast the Vent Core!
The soul says: You know, like Hermit.

lol.

  • 07.07.2011 11:23 AM PST