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Subject: Disembodied Soul Simulator - The Return

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Per Audacia Ad Astra

I wanted to do this for a long time!

  • 07.07.2011 11:28 AM PDT
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Oh, hes back........ RUN

  • 07.07.2011 11:29 AM PDT

Posted by: borrowedchief
We aren't here to ruin your experience (Well Qbix is).

Me: Is Foman a nice guy?
Disembodied Soul: You should ask him about his mom. I heard she gets around.


Oh you

  • 07.07.2011 11:32 AM PDT

Posted by: Great_Pretender
Case and point: don't worry about it. Girls start getting boobies pretty soon, and then you'll have plenty of other things to think about. Being an Inheritor is not a life goal.
-TGP-

Question: Achilles
The soul says: Leave me alone. You're interfering with my slow crawl towards infinity.

lol

  • 07.07.2011 11:33 AM PDT

Posted by: HiredN00bs
Arrogant hyperbolic exclamations of woe? Seems like a normal day for Halo/Bungie.net.

Question: Armor Lock is bad
The soul says: You certainly have a point. Please continue.

  • 07.07.2011 11:33 AM PDT

Oh hey there

Posted by: petarded2
It's a metaphor for the 07s' lack of identity. too old to be newfa­g, yet too new to be oldfa­g, we wander b.net in search of a home, forever trying to be something we are not.

Posted by: Duardo
He may be a little mean, but he won't hurt you (much).
If it doesn't hurt you're not doing it right.

  • 07.07.2011 11:35 AM PDT

Hmmm, I don't know what to say...

Question: Can I haz r3conz?
The soul says: Is this a trick question?

  • 07.07.2011 11:36 AM PDT

Haha, awesome.

  • 07.07.2011 11:38 AM PDT

Posted by: Great_Pretender
Case and point: don't worry about it. Girls start getting boobies pretty soon, and then you'll have plenty of other things to think about. Being an Inheritor is not a life goal.
-TGP-

Question: Dog
The soul says: Ralfie

  • 07.07.2011 11:38 AM PDT

Posted by: HiredN00bs
Arrogant hyperbolic exclamations of woe? Seems like a normal day for Halo/Bungie.net.

LOL

  • 07.07.2011 11:40 AM PDT

Posted by: Great_Pretender
Case and point: don't worry about it. Girls start getting boobies pretty soon, and then you'll have plenty of other things to think about. Being an Inheritor is not a life goal.
-TGP-

Question: Urk
The soul says: His words are magical.

Question: Stosh
The soul says: I think Stosh knows my secret, the little bugger.

Question: Frankie
The soul says: Who cares about rank when the flames are so hot.

Question: ling ling
The soul says: Ah, you seek the source of my power... never!

Question: Dog
The soul says: Ralfie

Question: Ralfie
The soul says: Ralfie guards the gates to the darkest depths of the bungie.net metaserver.

Question: 343
The soul says: Not Bungie; don't care.

Question: Guilty Spark
The soul says: He's my progeny. He inherited my good looks and pleasant personality.

Question: Guard
The soul says: Press G to make units guard. It works with all units. This way, they won't run off and get in trouble.

Question: Why are you such a dick?
The soul says: Don't dick with me. I'll dick you over.

Question: Your Mom
The soul says: Your mom is so fat she eats wheat thicks.

Question: What do you eat?
The soul says: I like foods that can be easily absorbed. Like ice cream.

Question: Septagon
The soul says: The community seemed happier back in those days...

Question: You're not real
The soul says: What's your definition of real?

Question: -blam!- (Male Genitalia)
The soul says: A -blam!-! That would be grand!

Question: God
The soul says: God has no place here. Not while I'm in charge.

Question: Devil
The soul says: I've dealt with him, but he is not me

Question: I'm sorry
The soul says: Apology accepted. Just don't do it again.

Question: Ice Cream
The soul says: I like ice cream without chunky bits in it... they get stuck in my tubes.

Question: F***
The soul says: Ooh, I'm impressed.

Question: Am I g**?
The soul says: Probably not.

Question: Eat my shorts
The soul says: Mmmm, tasty!

[Edited on 07.07.2011 11:07 PM PDT]

  • 07.07.2011 11:42 AM PDT

~B.B.

Posted by: Obi Wan Stevobi
He [me] is a tall, Nordic looking guy. He could pass as a Die Hard villain.

Games Played = Win | The WorkPLace

Pffft... I made a soul emulator BEFORE it was cool. =D

jk, nice job Duardo. Very well done. Makes me want to put my chatbot back up.

  • 07.07.2011 11:46 AM PDT
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Posted by: chotato
smart, interesting, seems out of place.


Official fan of Assassin's Creed, Call of Duty, (Problem with that?) Halo, and Bungie, also a total gaming junkie.

Question: Would you make love to Ktan Dantaktee?

The soul says: Hot damn! That's swell!



Question: Achronos

The soul says: Achronos is also called Tommy Two-G's by those familiar with his mafia past.

[Edited on 07.07.2011 12:08 PM PDT]

  • 07.07.2011 11:47 AM PDT
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Alternate account is JKA

Good times, good times.

  • 07.07.2011 11:52 AM PDT

Call me Stu


Posted by: UrDoinItWrong
The soul needs to post today! just one.. last.. time!


DO IT SOUL!! OR.. Are you scared?



Question: Are you scared?

The soul says: Hmmm... I'll have to think about that one.

  • 07.07.2011 11:53 AM PDT

"Question: kiss my ass
The soul says: Ok, press it against the monitor.


LOL, monitor.

  • 07.07.2011 11:55 AM PDT

Lol

  • 07.07.2011 3:40 PM PDT

Posted by: Dropship dude
No, acnboy. Spartain Ken 15 is a lesser being. Much like the bacteria that lives in your shi­t.
Posted by: mike120593
My shi­t bacteria takes offense to that comparison.

Don't make me lel. You won't like me when I lel.

Question: *insert a particularly annoying member*
Answer: You're trying my patience.

  • 07.07.2011 4:46 PM PDT

You must not know 'bout me

Give Eros a try. It's an active Off-Topic forum where everyone feels like friends.

Feel the love

-Snipped :'[-

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  • 07.07.2011 4:49 PM PDT

I want her...

The soul says: I'm a soul, not a psychiatrist. Ask me a question about one of Bungie's games. That's what I was enslaved to answer. harsh man...harsh
]

[Edited on 07.07.2011 4:51 PM PDT]

  • 07.07.2011 4:49 PM PDT
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"Just as the wave cannot exist for itself, but is ever a part of the heaving surface of the ocean, so must I never live my life for itself, but always in the experience which is going on around me.” - Albert Schweitzer

Question: Do you like bananas?
The soul says: I'm a soul, not a mind reader. Try saying what you really mean.

Huh. He's kind of a jerk.

:P

  • 07.07.2011 4:58 PM PDT

I don't always ban people but when I do I laugh uncontrollably...that's if I was a Forum Ninja.

Truth is a matter of perception.

The Button

I asked it what a Forum Ninja was. Its response was
U MAD BRO?!

  • 07.07.2011 4:59 PM PDT

Dubito ergo cogito, cogito ergo sum ©
Halo 3 Longshore playable on Team Fortress 2 vids

The soul knows my name :(

  • 07.07.2011 5:00 PM PDT
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***Aberrant Designs***

Finished the fight on September 26,2007, 10:49pm EST
Remembered Reach on September 15th, 2010 9:30pm EST

"Will you have sex with me"

"Look here, you have to tell me what game you're interested in."



Giggity.

[Edited on 07.07.2011 5:10 PM PDT]

  • 07.07.2011 5:04 PM PDT