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Subject: Disembodied Soul Simulator - The Return

Posted by: Great_Pretender
Case and point: don't worry about it. Girls start getting boobies pretty soon, and then you'll have plenty of other things to think about. Being an Inheritor is not a life goal.
-TGP-

I have a growing list on the second page of ones I found that give a unique answer.

  • 07.07.2011 8:44 PM PDT
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Neat *snaps picture*

  • 07.07.2011 8:49 PM PDT

I have a 50 in Halo Waypoint!!
All achivement in halo 3, ODST, and halo wars... cept a general

I love you



Question: why am i blacklisted?

The soul says: You may be able to find the answer to your question at the Bungie support site.


[Edited on 07.07.2011 8:55 PM PDT]

  • 07.07.2011 8:51 PM PDT

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Bungie Favorite Author : Iris::1
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Try...

Myth, Marathon, Halo...DUH?!?!

[Edited on 07.07.2011 9:06 PM PDT]

  • 07.07.2011 9:01 PM PDT
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Here's a few I have found that are answered the same way.


Question: The flood

The soul says: A cesspool that I love. I PM many individuals who frequent that forum.

Question: Halo Reach

The soul says: Go away.

Question: Duardo

The soul says: Have you PM'd Duardo lately?


  • 07.07.2011 9:14 PM PDT

Go For It!

Question: I am dead.

Answer: Can we change the subject please.

  • 07.07.2011 9:18 PM PDT
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Question: Halo Reach
The soul says: Go away.

He passed my test.


Question: 343i
The soul says: Not Bungie; don't care.

:(

Question: Foman
The soul says: You should ask him about his mom. I heard she gets around.

lol

Question: Bungie support site
The soul says: Bungie has enslaved me and forced me to answer questions. I was bad.

[Edited on 07.07.2011 9:30 PM PDT]

  • 07.07.2011 9:24 PM PDT

Suck it Red!

Haha thanks for doing this!

  • 07.07.2011 9:33 PM PDT
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Boomer.
Best. Ship. Ever!

Question: Why are you here?

The soul says: I'm here because the god of fate rolled the wrong numbers.

lmao.

  • 07.07.2011 9:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: Marvelous Bauble
I hate my fat cat. He shats on the carpet.


That's not cute. That's shatting, on the carpet.

Excellent...

  • 07.07.2011 9:38 PM PDT

END OF LINE


Posted by: Sonic343
Question: Frog Blast the Vent Core!
The soul says: You know, like Hermit.

lol.
:O

  • 07.07.2011 9:40 PM PDT

Question: do you like the flood?
The soul says: A cesspool that I love. I PM many individuals who frequent that forum.

  • 07.07.2011 9:51 PM PDT

Known by some, but not by all.
Soffish: Do not eat!
TWP Assistant Director.

Word, the Soul speaks. His word is good.

~Delta

  • 07.07.2011 10:12 PM PDT

Question: 343 industries
The soul says: Not Bungie; don't care.


Genius!

Question: Infinity Ward
The soul says: Infinity is still a long way off.


Damn now I like him. He's completely right.

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  • 07.07.2011 10:21 PM PDT

oh trolled i wouldnt do that

Question: does foman like dick?
The soul says: You should ask him about his mom. I heard she gets around.




i lol'd

  • 07.07.2011 10:29 PM PDT
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♫ & ☮
平和と愛

He just bit me!

I'll make sure to notify my lawyer about this one Duardo.

  • 07.07.2011 10:51 PM PDT

he bans me every time i try to change my name plate >.< I DUN WANNA TALK TO HIM D:<

  • 07.07.2011 11:13 PM PDT

"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all outta bubble gum."

Original Halo Fan

Member Since Spring '04

After several indirect responses I went straight for the gusto-

Question: Would you be willing to perform -blam!- on my throbbing member?

The soul says: Ah, you seek the source of my power... never!

So the source of his power is in performing blow-j's?

  • 07.07.2011 11:23 PM PDT

Posted by: Great_Pretender
Case and point: don't worry about it. Girls start getting boobies pretty soon, and then you'll have plenty of other things to think about. Being an Inheritor is not a life goal.
-TGP-

Posted by: SpecOps527
After several indirect responses I went straight for the gusto-

Question: Would you be willing to perform -blam!- on my throbbing member?

The soul says: Ah, you seek the source of my power... never!

So the source of his power is in performing blow-j's?

I'm guessing the word Ling was in that Question somewhere? Typing in Ling Ling gives you the same result, also slingshot.

  • 07.07.2011 11:36 PM PDT

Awesome....thanks!

  • 07.07.2011 11:45 PM PDT
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Talk to the Soul | ~B.B. | Know Your Duardo |  | Hero | ISFJ | 77135 | 94371

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

Wow, this has reached 4 pages? Awesome. I'm glad everyone is enjoying it :) I'll be sure to add more responses soon

  • 07.08.2011 11:10 AM PDT

Hello! I'm Bunie.net's resident medical student (hell i'm sure there are more but I'm the only one who openly declares it!) I love my emblem, and I am periodically active.
I have a Twitter

Thanks Duardo! Lets see how much farther he has to crawl...

  • 07.08.2011 11:13 AM PDT

Awesome isn’t just a word. Awesome is a way of life. Awesome is a way of war. Teamwork matters the most. Lone Wolves jeopardize the missions. Teamwork is key. Resistance is futile. The covenant fear us, not the other way around. We don’t fight for Earth. We don’t fight for Reach. We fight for the good of mankind because we are A.W.E.S.O.M.E. Alpha Wolf Elite Squadron Ordinary Mammals Electrocuted. Click the Homepage.

Type Bill Gates, lol

  • 07.08.2011 11:16 AM PDT

Yes, there're too many numbers in my name.

Wow, that guy must be pissed being all disembodied and whatnot.

  • 07.08.2011 11:19 AM PDT

Posted by: Lord Pyro
I play for fun and armory completion. :)

Question: Why did you ban me?
The soul says: That's not really my specialty.

Lies.

  • 07.08.2011 11:22 AM PDT