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Subject: Disembodied Soul Simulator - The Return

Let's be honest, it could be a lot worse.


Posted by: ArmourElite
LMAO, type 'Achronos' into it.


Wow I had no idea that Achronos was in the mafia.

  • 07.08.2011 11:29 AM PDT

XBL: l Sonic l
PSN: Sonic_343


Posted by: Sould
Question: Sonic343
The soul says: Not Bungie; don't care.


Wow, what an -blam!-. :(

  • 07.08.2011 7:33 PM PDT

Think before you post

Now the Soul seems to have a human like quality...

Fourth wall broken :(

  • 07.08.2011 7:37 PM PDT

Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth, you'd get a lot of free games.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

Question: Can I be use -blam!-?
The soul says: Probably not.

  • 07.08.2011 7:41 PM PDT
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Do you like Yax? I do.

This is great. Type in "Duardo".

  • 07.08.2011 8:19 PM PDT
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:)

Uh.

  • 07.08.2011 8:26 PM PDT

Wakka Wakka Wump!
No I freaking told you to cut the hose off, if i told to pull it off then i would have said pull it off. Now you broke the AC you dumb ass.
Me to my mother.

Urk
His words are magical.

  • 07.08.2011 8:33 PM PDT
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Boomer.
Best. Ship. Ever!

Question: Gnop!
The soul says: Let's not talk about that. Let's talk about something fun.

Ouch.

  • 07.08.2011 8:40 PM PDT

Haha, this is amazing to see again. I was told to PM Duardo several times...

  • 07.08.2011 9:00 PM PDT
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Talk to the Soul | ~B.B. | Know Your Duardo |  | Hero | ISFJ | 77135 | 94371

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

Anything you put in that has 343 in it will say that.
Posted by: Sonic343

Posted by: Sould
Question: Sonic343
The soul says: Not Bungie; don't care.


Wow, what an -blam!-. :(

  • 07.08.2011 10:24 PM PDT

Dividing by zero since 1993.

Twitter | Whisper | Website

What a kind fellow.

  • 07.08.2011 10:28 PM PDT

Stop being a lazy ass and stop trolling through the forums, play video games!


Posted by: DarthCarrick
Question: Duard0

The soul says: My brain hurts.
Question: Duardo
The soul says: Have you PM'd Duardo lately?


Okay??

  • 07.08.2011 10:28 PM PDT

x Foman123 x
15.
That's the number of bans in this thread. Next time you want to derail something, go stand in front of a train.

I remember someone did an MSN Messenger version of it, where you added a contact and it would basically do the same as this...anyone else remember?

  • 07.08.2011 11:44 PM PDT

Relax. I'd rather not piss this thing off.

-Master Chief

Finally back from the dead it would seem.

  • 07.08.2011 11:46 PM PDT

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

Yours in _Kai_

I laughed hard at some of the responses I got out of him.

  • 07.09.2011 12:11 AM PDT

Posted by: Great_Pretender
Case and point: don't worry about it. Girls start getting boobies pretty soon, and then you'll have plenty of other things to think about. Being an Inheritor is not a life goal.
-TGP-

My favorite questions so far are:
Stosh (gives the best answer IMO)
and
Eat My Shorts

I have a list on the 2nd page of a bunch that I've found that give unique responses BTW.

  • 07.09.2011 12:33 AM PDT

Rest in peace, Old friend. Halo 2 2004-2010

"Posted by: Hylebos
Go for the eyes. No amount of physical exercise can build up muscles over the eye lids."

"Question: How will 343 Studios treat the Halo series?
The soul says: Not Bungie; don't care."
THE SOUL HAS SPOKEN.

  • 07.09.2011 1:11 AM PDT
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Question: Sliding Ghost
The soul says: I think I know what you're talking about. Please continue.
Question: Candy apples
The soul says: Let's not talk about that. Let's talk about something fun.
Question: Glitch?
The soul says: You certainly have a point. Please continue.
Question: H3
The soul says: Your irrelevant questions try my patience. Get to the point.
Question: It's badass
The soul says: You certainly have a point. Please continue.
Question: amen
The soul says: Hot damn! That's swell!
Question: well ima going to bed. Ciao.
The soul says: OK, watch your back.
Question: how many questions does it take to get to the center of a soul?
The soul says: Awe, that's an easy one! Ask me something more challenging.
Question: 1, 2, my brain hurts?
The soul says: I'm a soul, not a psychiatrist. Ask me a question about one of Bungie's games. That's what I was enslaved to answer.

  • 07.09.2011 2:43 AM PDT

The Stig is dead to me
-Carrick

Question: Ling Ling
The soul says: Ah, you seek the source of my power... never!

  • 07.09.2011 5:13 AM PDT

Five years older and wiser
The fires are burning, I'm fire, never tire
Slay warriors in the forests, and on hire

Duardo ;)

  • 07.09.2011 5:54 AM PDT

It's not Hip-Hop, its Electro.... prick.

Question: "Do you like me?"

The soul says: "You know the answer. Just look in the mirror."



Oooh, burn.

  • 07.09.2011 6:54 AM PDT

DMH-Always Loaded
My name is Tyler. Computers and Video games is what I love to do.

Very cool.

  • 07.09.2011 7:19 AM PDT
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Talk to the Soul | ~B.B. | Know Your Duardo |  | Hero | ISFJ | 77135 | 94371

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

The first is someone else.........I'll probably add more responses tonight :)
Posted by: baldeagle24

Posted by: DarthCarrick
Question: Duard0

The soul says: My brain hurts.
Question: Duardo
The soul says: Have you PM'd Duardo lately?


Okay??

  • 07.09.2011 12:31 PM PDT

I want her...

...jenkins

  • 07.09.2011 12:34 PM PDT

Make choices, and don't look back.

It speaks ^_^

Question: Who is silentdragon?
The soul says: What the hell kind of question is that?!!

  • 07.09.2011 12:39 PM PDT