- H0FFman J
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- Senior Mythic Member
Do you know what kind of hat I'm wearing?
A party hat; you don't get one. An honor will this party be, a party in your honor, for your honor. Some of Tfear's personal guards are going to be there. You'll be introduced shortly.
Prepare to die.
Interesting...
Question: Hello soul how are you doing today?
The soul says: I'm fine and dandy. And you?
Question: I'm doing quite good
The soul says : That seems pretty abstract. Maybe you're not thinking it through correctly.
Question:Wait? Are you saying that my life is not thought out correctly?
The soul says: Please repeat the question, I was distracted for a moment. You now have my undivided attention, I promise.
Question: Were you staring at tits again?
The soul says: Do you mean breasts?
Question: No, I mean the birds, your ornithological knowledge seems limited to me.
The soul says: Know? How do you mean?
Question: I mean that you weren't able to decipher that I was talking about a species of birds .
The soul says: I agree with the guacamole.
Question: Was that a Joke?
The soul says: Your existence is funny enough, human.
Question: My existence?
The soul says: You may be able to find the answer to your question at the Bungie support site.
Question: Wait... what?! Do you mean that Bungie knows the secrets of the universe?
The soul says: Usually, I answer questions. Sometimes I haunt things.
Question: that's cool, have you haunted someone interesting lately?
The soul says: You're pretty cool yourself. Not as cool as me though.
Question: Thanks, your flattering me, but your avoiding my question.
The soul says: No problem.
Question: You are doing it again!
The soul says: Can we change the subject please.
Question: screw you!
The soul says: Did you just wink at me?