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Subject: Disembodied Soul Simulator - The Return

Posted by: WolfmanMaverick
You people have just sent my sides into orbit. A bunch of MLG try hards sucking the dick of some supposed pro half the thread hasn't even heard of. Classic.

This is total crap. You bastards have nothing better to do than mess with this poor guy.

*channels Chris Crocker*

LEAVE DISEMBODIED SOUL ALONE!!!

  • 07.11.2011 4:47 AM PDT

Render Unto The Flood

Question: if you are travelling at the speed of light and turn a torch on, what happens?

The souls response: Ah, you seek the source of my power... never!

Umm....ok

  • 07.11.2011 4:54 AM PDT
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"Just as the wave cannot exist for itself, but is ever a part of the heaving surface of the ocean, so must I never live my life for itself, but always in the experience which is going on around me.” - Albert Schweitzer

<3!

Posted by: H0FFman J
Interesting...
Question: Hello soul how are you doing today?
The soul says: I'm fine and dandy. And you?
Question: I'm doing quite good
The soul says : That seems pretty abstract. Maybe you're not thinking it through correctly.
Question:Wait? Are you saying that my life is not thought out correctly?
The soul says: Please repeat the question, I was distracted for a moment. You now have my undivided attention, I promise.
Question: Were you staring at tits again?
The soul says: Do you mean breasts?
Question: No, I mean the birds, your ornithological knowledge seems limited to me.
The soul says: Know? How do you mean?
Question: I mean that you weren't able to decipher that I was talking about a species of birds .
The soul says: I agree with the guacamole.
Question: Was that a Joke?
The soul says: Your existence is funny enough, human.
Question: My existence?
The soul says: You may be able to find the answer to your question at the Bungie support site.
Question: Wait... what?! Do you mean that Bungie knows the secrets of the universe?
The soul says: Usually, I answer questions. Sometimes I haunt things.
Question: that's cool, have you haunted someone interesting lately?
The soul says: You're pretty cool yourself. Not as cool as me though.
Question: Thanks, your flattering me, but your avoiding my question.
The soul says: No problem.
Question: You are doing it again!
The soul says: Can we change the subject please.
Question: screw you!
The soul says: Did you just wink at me?

  • 07.11.2011 6:59 AM PDT

Fac Fortia Et Patere

Question: Sage
The soul says: Dear God, I hope he doesn't nerf my assets!


Question: Luke Smith
The soul says: He hates the Internet..and he still owes me a steak dinner.


;)

  • 07.11.2011 4:09 PM PDT
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"Awesomeness will ensue..."

BEN SPARTAN120

One word: Awesome.

In fact: Awesome to the max!

Duardo, you're a legend!

  • 07.11.2011 4:39 PM PDT

"The end begins, with chaos!"

Question: Has the Webmaster kicked your -blam-?

Answer: That question has many answers.

lol

  • 07.11.2011 7:17 PM PDT

Winner of the 2012 Lurker of the Year award.

I'm watching you.

Do you love Phoenix1710?
- I don't want to talk about it.
:'(

  • 07.11.2011 7:37 PM PDT

Back To The Future reference FTW

  • 08.12.2011 11:30 PM PDT

Brownie lives!

"10000?"

This is awesome!

  • 08.13.2011 12:35 AM PDT
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Talk to the Soul | ~B.B. | Know Your Duardo |  | Hero | ISFJ | 77135 | 94371

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

This is hilarious!
Posted by: H0FFman J
Interesting...
Question: Hello soul how are you doing today?
The soul says: I'm fine and dandy. And you?
Question: I'm doing quite good
The soul says : That seems pretty abstract. Maybe you're not thinking it through correctly.
Question:Wait? Are you saying that my life is not thought out correctly?
The soul says: Please repeat the question, I was distracted for a moment. You now have my undivided attention, I promise.
Question: Were you staring at tits again?
The soul says: Do you mean breasts?
Question: No, I mean the birds, your ornithological knowledge seems limited to me.
The soul says: Know? How do you mean?
Question: I mean that you weren't able to decipher that I was talking about a species of birds .
The soul says: I agree with the guacamole.
Question: Was that a Joke?
The soul says: Your existence is funny enough, human.
Question: My existence?
The soul says: You may be able to find the answer to your question at the Bungie support site.
Question: Wait... what?! Do you mean that Bungie knows the secrets of the universe?
The soul says: Usually, I answer questions. Sometimes I haunt things.
Question: that's cool, have you haunted someone interesting lately?
The soul says: You're pretty cool yourself. Not as cool as me though.
Question: Thanks, your flattering me, but your avoiding my question.
The soul says: No problem.
Question: You are doing it again!
The soul says: Can we change the subject please.
Question: screw you!
The soul says: Did you just wink at me?

  • 08.13.2011 10:29 PM PDT

"We live in a special time; the only time where we can observationally verify that we live in a very special time" - Lawrence Krauss.

I was a finalist :P

Well. I had a fun argument


Me: Hello nitwitt
Soulman: Hello do you have a question?
Me: How old are you?
Soulman: I am fine and dandy. And you?
Me: No No, how OLD are you?
Soulman: I am fine and dandy. And you?
Me: Grrrrrr
Soulman: PM Duardo
Me: Why should I PM Duardo?
Soulman: Have you PM'd Duardo lately?
Me: No
Soulman: That question has many answers
Me: That wasn't a question I was just telling you no
Soulman: PM Duardo
Me: Why?
Soulman: Let's not talk about that. Let's talk about something fun
Me: Your an idiot
Soulman: You certainly have a point. Please continue
Me: You Suck.
Soulman: NO. You Suck
Me: No. You Suck
Soulman: NO. You Suck
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[Edited on 08.13.2011 11:13 PM PDT]

  • 08.13.2011 10:47 PM PDT
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R.I.P. "Macho Man" Randy Savage

This is what I typed...

Q: Are you -blam!-?
A: Probably not.

Q:How do you know?
A:My brain hurts.

Are you adopted?
You certainly have a point. Please continue.

-blam!- off.
Ooh, I'm impressed.

What secrets are in Halo Reach?
Go away

Do you love me?
Sure I love you. It's me, not you.

Twat.
Is this a trick question?

Can I have your babies?
You're trying my patience

urk
His words are magical

Jason Jones
The man. The myth. The legend.

Bungie
Bungie has enslaved me and forced me to answer questions. I was bad.

Chuck Norris
What kind of question was that?!!

I love you.
It's not love, it's infatuation.

-blam!- (p.enis)
A -blam!-! That would be grand!

-blam!- (vagin.a)
Can we change the subject please?

foman
You should ask him about his mom. I hear she gets around.

Are you bi-blam!-?
That's not really my specialty.

I'm going to kill you.
I consider the extraction of life a metamorphosis of sorts...

I'm going to ram my fist in to your stomach and break your spine.
OK. Watch your back.

Where do you live?
I live in the deepest bowels of the Bungie metaserver.

Angry German Kid
Guttentagen.

-blam!-
PM Duardo.

[Edited on 08.13.2011 11:44 PM PDT]

  • 08.13.2011 11:00 PM PDT
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Q: Armor Lock
A: Go complain about it in Reach forums.

Q: Shishka
A: I make him cry

Q: Slingshot
A: Ah, you seek the source of my power... never!

Q: Trolling
A: Ah, you seek the source of my power... never!

[Edited on 08.13.2011 11:10 PM PDT]

  • 08.13.2011 11:08 PM PDT

Posted by: Dustin 6047
Troll confirmed. I never even insulted you

Posted by: Dustin 6047
OP - You're a dumbass with the reading comprehension skills of a second grader.


Can someone tell me what's wrong with these two, this made me LOL hard.

Question: How do I become a man?
The soul says: Let's not talk about that. Let's talk about something fun.

Edit:Question: Can I be an employee?
The soul says: PM Duardo.

Duardo?

Dohoho. ;D

[Edited on 08.13.2011 11:20 PM PDT]

  • 08.13.2011 11:14 PM PDT
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Question:What do you think of the flood?
The soul says:A cesspool that I love. I PM many individuals who frequent that forum.

lol
Question:Are you scared?
The soul says:No, but you should be.

Looks like I'm not getting any sleep tonight

  • 08.13.2011 11:25 PM PDT

Hello! You may also know me as Ijnekono. How you have made your way here I do not know, but welcome. (:

I love these programs! Also cleverbot is cool.

  • 08.13.2011 11:30 PM PDT

Hello! You may also know me as Ijnekono. How you have made your way here I do not know, but welcome. (:

Me:Duardo is cool or no?
Him:Not as cool as my dog.
Me:You have a dog?
Him:Ralfie.
Me:Is he Italian?
Him:I don't think that means what you think it means.
Me:Why?
Him:I'm a soul, not a mind reader. Try saying what you really mean.
Me:Does your dog taste like lasagna?
Him:Ralfie.
Me:Yes, Ralfie.
Him:Ralfie guards the gates to the darkest depths of the bungie.net metaserver.

Not too interesting conversation, but ok.

  • 08.13.2011 11:39 PM PDT

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Posted by: Ijnek O Nobles
Me:Duardo is cool or no?
Him:Not as cool as my dog.
Me:You have a dog?
Him:Ralfie.
Me:Is he Italian?
Him:I don't think that means what you think it means.
Me:Why?
Him:I'm a soul, not a mind reader. Try saying what you really mean.
Me:Does your dog taste like lasagna?
Him:Ralfie.
Me:Yes, Ralfie.
Him:Ralfie guards the gates to the darkest depths of the bungie.net metaserver.

Not too interesting conversation, but ok.
He has no soul.

  • 08.14.2011 12:12 AM PDT

Posted by: Changsta inc
Racism isn't wrong if it's funny.

Disembodied Soul Simulator: The Return

This time it's [im]personal.

  • 08.14.2011 7:25 AM PDT

Posted by: Changsta inc
Racism isn't wrong if it's funny.

Q: John 117?
A: I'm a little unclear, would you please elaborate?

Q: Who is he?
A: I can't help with that.

Q: Bull-blam!-! You're the one with all the answers, I know you know who he is!
A: Leave me alone. You're interfering with my slow crawl towards infinity.

Q: Know what else is gonna be real interfering? My foot up your ass!
A: What's your definition of real?

Q: Now that's not fair. How can we have a conversation if you don't even come from the same plane of logic as me.
A: Let's not talk about that. Let's talk about something fun.

Q: *Sigh* Okay, what do you want to talk about?
A: I agree with the guacamole.

Q: Goddammit!
A: God has no place here. Not while I'm in charge.

Q: Oh, so you're perfect then?
A: I'm not sure that's something I can help you with.

Q: Can you help me with your mom?
A: Your mom is so fat she eats wheat thicks.

*Laughs hysterically*

Q: Your mama's so fat, she puts a piece of paper on the TV screen and says, "Look. Paper-view".
A: Your mom is so fat she eats wheat thicks.

Q: Already used that one, is that all you've got?
A: What the hell kind of question is that?!!

Q: Hey -blam!- you Soul!
A: Ooh, I'm impressed.

Q: Go to hell!
A: You certainly have a point. Please continue.

Q: GAAAAHH!!!
A: Try using complete sentences. Don't belittle me.

  • 08.14.2011 7:54 AM PDT

One Love,
One Tru7h,
One Destiny.


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Posted by: ArmourElite
LMAO, type 'Achronos' into it.


The soul says: Achronos is also called Tommy Two-G's by those familiar with his mafia past.

  • 08.14.2011 8:03 AM PDT

Key

:(

Everytime i ask it a question with the word "Halo" in it I get the same answer. The same goes for "Bungie" and "Duardo".

  • 08.14.2011 8:46 AM PDT

Posted by: Changsta inc
Racism isn't wrong if it's funny.


Posted by: King Nis085

Posted by: ArmourElite
LMAO, type 'Achronos' into it.


The soul says: Achronos is also called Tommy Two-G's by those familiar with his mafia past.


From the looks of him (guy on the far right) he was probably the big pimmpin' boss.

  • 08.14.2011 5:10 PM PDT
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Me: Tits or tush?
The Soul: Do you mean breasts?

  • 08.14.2011 5:23 PM PDT

@JosephBiwald
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Per Audacia Ad Astra

Conversation,

Me: "So are you really dead?"
Soul: "What do you think, bub?"
Me: "I think your dead"
Soul: "Leave me alone. You're interfering with my slow crawl towards infinity."
Me: "So you are dead?"
Soul: "What do you think, bub?"
Me: "As I said before, I think your dead!"
Soul: "Leave me alone. You're interfering with my slow crawl towards infinity."
Me: "Fine"

  • 08.14.2011 5:31 PM PDT