Posted by: Ultros__
This is embarrassing, but I had a dream about MLP and I don't even watch the show. I don't know the names of the ponies, but the one with the rainbow hair was in my room, laying on my bed. She wasn't a kid, but an adult. And she had big breasts, like a woman, not a pony. Anyway, her mane was longer and more colorful.
Her slender blue body was sprawled spread eagle in front of me, her mane spread across my pillows beautifully. She batted her feminine eyes at me almost seductively, as if beckoning me to mount on top of her. It was disturbing and yet arousing at the same time. I climbed on top of her and I bent down to kiss her muzzle. I slid my arm around her head and stroked her mane.
I took off my pants and I rubbed myself against her. She whinnied softly in my ear as I stroked her...with my....
I felt her wrap her legs around my waist and then I was in her. I made love to that not-so-innocent equine. I made love to her like I was in second grade again. Her mane fluttered with each thrust and she bayyed like my old girlfriend. Finally, I was spent.
Anyway, that is when I woke up. Needless to say, I was weirded out. I still am. What the hell is wrong with me? I hate MLP! Is this normal?
You have slept with Rainbow Dash.
You are now 20% cooler.
And If you decide to actually watch the show, I hear Applebuck season an Party of one are good. Never seen it the show, though.