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  • 07.07.2011 12:20 PM PDT
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  • 07.07.2011 12:20 PM PDT

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  • 07.07.2011 12:21 PM PDT

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...am I being punk'd?

  • 07.07.2011 12:21 PM PDT
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  • 07.07.2011 12:22 PM PDT

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Posted by: Full Metal1244
...am I being punk'd?
He's obviously trying to take my place.

  • 07.07.2011 12:22 PM PDT

On the date of 3/7/11, my friend Luke hung himself, R.I.P Buddy, im gonna miss you...

I.... I dont't know to be aroused or not...

  • 07.07.2011 12:23 PM PDT

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Posted by: Rainbow Dash

Posted by: enigmatic dog

Posted by: Rainbow Dash
MFW
Is that her 'mounted' face?
No that's her "My brain has been violated" face.
You may want to rephrase that...

  • 07.07.2011 12:23 PM PDT

Live Long and Consume Banana Oil, ya' Spoony Bards!

You're clearly into bestiality. Possibly because you hate MLP so much and you spend far too much time thinking about it? Perhaps you should focus your attention on Japanese women instead of MLP. Then your dreams should become normal.

  • 07.07.2011 12:23 PM PDT

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Posted by: Ultros__
This is embarrassing, but I had a dream about MLP and I don't even watch the show. I don't know the names of the ponies, but the one with the rainbow hair was in my room, laying on my bed. She wasn't a kid, but an adult. And she had big breasts, like a woman, not a pony. Anyway, her mane was longer and more colorful.

Her slender blue body was sprawled spread eagle in front of me, her mane spread across my pillows beautifully. She batted her feminine eyes at me almost seductively, as if beckoning me to mount on top of her. It was disturbing and yet arousing at the same time. I climbed on top of her and I bent down to kiss her muzzle. I slid my arm around her head and stroked her mane.

I took off my pants and I rubbed myself against her. She whinnied softly in my ear as I stroked her...with my....
I felt her wrap her legs around my waist and then I was in her. I made love to that not-so-innocent equine. I made love to her like I was in second grade again. Her mane fluttered with each thrust and she bayyed like my old girlfriend. Finally, I was spent.

Anyway, that is when I woke up. Needless to say, I was weirded out. I still am. What the hell is wrong with me? I hate MLP! Is this normal?

You have slept with Rainbow Dash.

You are now 20% cooler.

And If you decide to actually watch the show, I hear Applebuck season an Party of one are good. Never seen it the show, though.

  • 07.07.2011 12:25 PM PDT

I must go now, my planet needs me.


Posted by: BioGoji1989
You're clearly into bestiality. Possibly because you hate MLP so much and you spend far too much time thinking about it? Perhaps you should focus your attention on Japanese women instead of MLP. Then your dreams should become normal.
dammit now i'm going to...

  • 07.07.2011 12:25 PM PDT
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Posted by: ICanHazRecon911
Is it normal to want to do a cartoon character? Let alone a cartoon PONY?? No!

Former: Yes. Latter: AWWWWW HEEELLLLLLL NAAWWWWWW

  • 07.07.2011 12:25 PM PDT

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Posted by: Rainbow Dash

Posted by: enigmatic dog

Posted by: Rainbow Dash

Posted by: enigmatic dog

Posted by: Rainbow Dash
MFW
Is that her 'mounted' face?
No that's her "My brain has been violated" face.
You may want to rephrase that...
Hey I'll rephrase you
Oh damn, sick burn!

  • 07.07.2011 12:25 PM PDT

i like waffles (toaster,potato) POTATO OMG WAFFLES YUM YUM

*Reads the op*

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Excuse me I have to cleanse my eyes by reading cupcakes now.

  • 07.07.2011 12:28 PM PDT

Live Long and Consume Banana Oil, ya' Spoony Bards!


Posted by: enigmatic dog

Posted by: Ultros__

Posted by: enigmatic dog

Posted by: Rainbow Dash
MFW
Is that her 'mounted' face?
There was more to the dream that I didn't post, but that is what her face was like when the dream ended.
... My god...


My God indeed. Wait, you also worship a blue pony deity?

[Edited on 07.07.2011 12:31 PM PDT]

  • 07.07.2011 12:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: El Chinito
Lucky. I wish I could do Rainbow Dash.

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  • 07.07.2011 12:30 PM PDT