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  • Subject: I had a weird dream about MLP.

Posted by: MKScorpion
Hey baby, you're just like my big toe. I'm gonna' bang you on every piece of furniture in my house. ;)


Posted by: HLG Amber Clad
*reads thread*

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*leaves*

  • 07.07.2011 1:17 PM PDT

Bronies to the end, i will stand by you, but i expect you to have my back

Rainbow dash, there can be only one

You just got 20% cooler from reading this

I reported ever link >.>

  • 07.07.2011 1:17 PM PDT
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I?

I am a monument to all your sins.


Posted by: Ultros__

Posted by: danman101
Uh oh.

marrymejane, is that you?
;)


You're still on here?

My God, you must enjoy trolling.

  • 07.07.2011 1:18 PM PDT

I must go now, my planet needs me.


Posted by: Ultros__
Since my topic hasn't been reported, that must means a majority of you are actually turned on by it. No wonder some people want the flood to be nuked. You guys are sick -blam!-s and I proved it.
we're only messing around

  • 07.07.2011 1:18 PM PDT

I'm a profesional lurker. A post from me is a rarity...and yet I've still been banned 3 times :(

Omg, theres MLP on rule 34! AAAAAAGH

  • 07.07.2011 1:19 PM PDT
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Well Op you're am idiot.


How was that?

  • 07.07.2011 1:20 PM PDT

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Xbox: DaftMauS


Posted by: Ultros__
Since my topic hasn't been reported, that must means a majority of you are actually turned on by it. No wonder some people want the flood to be nuked. You guys are sick -blam!-s and I proved it.
Been told that enough that I don't care anymore.

  • 07.07.2011 1:20 PM PDT

I must go now, my planet needs me.


Posted by: Pride
Well Op you're am idiot.


How was that?
whatadoda?

  • 07.07.2011 1:20 PM PDT
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Posted by: william ian

Posted by: Pride
Well Op you're am idiot.


How was that?
whatadoda?
Shhhh. Dont tell him. Lets see if he notices it.


EDIT: HE NOTICED!

[Edited on 07.07.2011 1:22 PM PDT]

  • 07.07.2011 1:21 PM PDT

I'm a profesional lurker. A post from me is a rarity...and yet I've still been banned 3 times :(

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • 07.07.2011 1:22 PM PDT


Posted by: Ultros__
This is embarrassing, but I had a dream about MLP and I don't even watch the show. I don't know the names of the ponies, but the one with the rainbow hair was in my room, laying on my bed. She wasn't a kid, but an adult. And she had big breasts, like a woman, not a pony. Anyway, her mane was longer and more colorful.

Her slender blue body was sprawled spread eagle in front of me, her mane spread across my pillows beautifully. She batted her feminine eyes at me almost seductively, as if beckoning me to mount on top of her. It was disturbing and yet arousing at the same time. I climbed on top of her and I bent down to kiss her muzzle. I slid my arm around her head and stroked her mane.

I took off my pants and I rubbed myself against her. She whinnied softly in my ear as I stroked her...with my....
I felt her wrap her legs around my waist and then I was in her. I could actually feel her tight lips slide down my shaft and pulse around it. It was amazing!

I made love to that not-so-innocent equine. I made love to her like I was in second grade again. Her mane fluttered with each thrust and she bayyed like my old girlfriend. I bent down to suckle on her tits, they tasted like candy. She shouted "OOO GIVE ME MORE!" in a very girly voice. She, Rainbow Dash (I think that's her name) was a real whore. She begged me to mount her again and again and again. And I did mount her, I -blam!- her brains out! Finally, she whinnied at the top of her lungs, and her -blam!- squirmed and spilled all over my crotch. This was incredibly hot, so I lost control. I had a humongous orgasm, and I came right into her.

But then my door slammed open and the dragon came in with a raging hard-on. And before I could do anything, he started -blam!- me in the ass!!! WTF?!? I could actually feel his dragon dick thrust into my ass! It hurt like hell!

Anyway, that is when I woke up screaming. Needless to say, I was weirded out. I still am. What the hell is wrong with me? Is this normal?!?

Needless to say, I am now a brony.


Posted by: Rainbow Dash
MFW


That is the kind of face she was making when I was through with her.



Posted by: Ultros__
I made love to that not-so-innocent equine. I made love to her like I was in second grade again. Her mane fluttered with each thrust and she bayyed like my old girlfriend.


Posted by: Ultros__
made love to her like I was in second grade


WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

  • 07.07.2011 1:23 PM PDT

Coup rules!

This thread is still alive.

  • 07.07.2011 1:24 PM PDT

I must go now, my planet needs me.


Posted by: Pride

Posted by: william ian

Posted by: Pride
Well Op you're am idiot.


How was that?
whatadoda?
Shhhh. Dont tell him. Lets see if he notices it.


EDIT: HE NOTICED!
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

  • 07.07.2011 1:25 PM PDT

Live Long and Consume Banana Oil, ya' Spoony Bards!


Posted by: LvLupXD
This thread is still alive.


Yes, and for anyone who was mentally scarred, here's this safe for work video to help.

[Edited on 07.07.2011 1:26 PM PDT]

  • 07.07.2011 1:25 PM PDT
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Posted by: Novablur

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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Nice!


*Vomits*

You..... You sick Inbred FREAKS!

You'll all burn in Hell for this!

*Jumps out window......Again*

  • 07.07.2011 1:26 PM PDT


Posted by: HLG Amber Clad
*reads thread*

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*leaves*

  • 07.07.2011 1:27 PM PDT

I must go now, my planet needs me.


Posted by: Novablur
what they aren't horses they look more like hot fairy's,calm down bro.
what?

  • 07.07.2011 1:29 PM PDT

I must go now, my planet needs me.


Posted by: Novablur

Posted by: william ian

Posted by: Novablur
what they aren't horses they look more like hot fairy's,calm down bro.
what?

They looked pretty hot dude I ain't gonna lie.
I must agree

  • 07.07.2011 1:34 PM PDT