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Subject: Dishin up em kills!
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I once hosted a server and I was on blue, and it was CTF on BG. When my teammate captured the flag and got in the driver seat of a warthog and flew over the hill towards blue base, I was just standing there, messing around, and I no scoped him out of the driver's seat. We had a laugh out of it. You can do the darnedest things when you have no lag.

  • 06.05.2006 3:05 PM PDT

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Here you will need this to help you get your foot out of the back of your throat, looks llike its in there pretty deep. And what is that on your face? Egg?! *hands Kim a washcloth*

This happened today. I was playing on the Maw server it was damnation oddball. I couldnt get the stupid ball the whole game and it was frustrating. anyways I had the sniper and rocket, killed a bunch of people with a combination of both and get a triple killtacular then died soon after. as i respawned i was typing "triple killtacular and i still cant get the stupid ball." And of course it fell right into my hands while I was typing that. But of course I died soon after because i was typing. I had to laugh, what a coincindence.

  • 06.06.2006 6:08 PM PDT
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My favorite moment was goin AWOL on a training match and barricading myself in a pile of vheicles with pistol and sniper. I killed 12 ppl from both sidesbefore the tides swarmed me, lol. I don't approve of teamkilling, but this was just for fun.

  • 06.06.2006 6:22 PM PDT
Subject: Halo PC moments

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I was playing on the Lord NY server, I get the flag, and the enemy is about to return our flag, there are literally 5 people around my flag. I chuck 4 nades, a double killtacular! oh jeez it was sweet. Of course my keyboard messed up, so when I got to the flag, I moved forward, I couldn't strafe or get in one of the hogs, so I died, I left a surprise frag accidentally by throwing it straight up, then it came down, I got a triple! ha ha it was sweet.

  • 06.09.2006 7:48 PM PDT
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I was playing Team Slayer>Blood Gulch>Snipers>No-shields and there were three of the other team shooting at me from around the base. So I chuck a grenade to cloud thier vision while I ran into the base and 2 seconds later I see "Double Kill"! Then I run out of the base and pull of another close-range double kill. That grenade was pure luck because I wasnt even trying to hit them. It was sweeet.

  • 06.09.2006 9:43 PM PDT
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I had the blue flag and was heading back to my base (on Coag, don't remember the Halo1 name) when the blue team took our flag. A guy in a warthog comes baring down the road at me with my flag, but he rolls and falls out. I run him over, step out, tag the flag, then head to base and score. Then, as I grab soem ammo for my shotgun, a blue guy runs in and steals the flag. I run after him and shoot him in the back twice, he's dead. I go up to the top of the base just as a guy comes roaring at the base in a hog. He comes right up next to it, is damaged cause of other guys shooting at him, so I blast him with my shotgun: OHKO.

That was pretty sweet.

  • 06.09.2006 10:13 PM PDT
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Ummm is this Halo 2 or Halo CE becasue coag. is not in Halo PC.

  • 06.10.2006 12:02 AM PDT
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Of course he did. But Coagulation and Blood Gulch are still two different maps.

  • 06.10.2006 4:00 AM PDT
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Well, lets just say that Coagulation is based on Blood Gulch. We were playing damnation>oddball>free-for-all. I had the ball and was just running around, a guy comes around a corner WHACK WACK he dies. I run around the same corner and see another guy WACK WACK. I do this to about 6 people when im at...its hard to describe that kinda doorway that leads onto a tiny ledge people snipe from. I was gonna jump down and grab the overshield but then i notice a guy next to it. I jump, just before i land on his head WACK. Lol for some reason i wasnt hurt from the fall and killed him in one hit since i was jumping. Then another guy (who was apparently following me) jumps down and misses the platform! I was laughing so hard as he flew down next to the waterfalls.

  • 06.10.2006 11:59 AM PDT
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i don't know why, but this one guy wanted to have a "dual" in the middle of the level, since we couldn't find each other. I told him to look up, then whacked him in the back of the head. (i was above him, and jumped on his head)

Also, one guy in front of me was trying to snipe me, one guy behind me was i guess sneaking up to punch me...i ducked accidentally, as I was using different controls...it was pretty funny.

Or I was modding, and one guy got all mad so challenged my cousin and I to a match.

We enter blood gulch, and there he is flying around in a banshee. Well, we're dead, i figured, as we started with PP. Turns out he really sucked and we killed him with PPs all day long, until "game closed down"

  • 06.10.2006 12:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
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In........................................................Out .

I was playing king of the hill on timberland, I was sniping, I knew there were two snipers in the hill, and I took two blind shots, and got a double kill!

  • 06.11.2006 5:42 PM PDT
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No, it's in the stickies, if you haven't noticed.

I haven't done anything special lately, same old sniping people out of moving hogs and from across the map, getting 3SKs, getting a killtacular with just about every method of killing in the game, nothing unusual.

I can't wait to do all of that in H2PC, only except with four shots.

  • 06.11.2006 6:19 PM PDT

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I somehow glitched through a portal, and most know about my mouse, well I hit the grenade button, but it wasn't thrown for 5 seconds. by that time, 5 blues are taking down one red, one blue gets stuck on the back and he can't see it. I throw a frag ( luckily it came out on time) so there was a huge explosion and I got all of them, double killtacular, then somehow a vehicle comes into the base, and a nade gets under it, it blows through the base (sidewinder) and I get killed by the vehicle, but it gave someone else a kill.

  • 06.13.2006 1:47 PM PDT

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im afraid im gonna have to confiscate your testicles.

What are you, the Cyber police? lol.

I remember in battle creek we were doing King and we had no sheilds and had shotguns all game, I saw a body that was dark shaded in a spot and threw a grenade at it and about more than 20 red bodies flew in the air all over it was halarious, plus, in blood gulch I died then was blown by a grenade and landed on a teammate and he fell dead at the exact time I landed on his head. qoute Master KimI cant wait to do all that in H2PC, except with four shots You're as muched worked up about H2PC as much as I am...lol

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  • 06.13.2006 5:50 PM PDT

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I just got two triple kills in a row.

check out the screen shots

[Edited on 6/13/2006]

  • 06.13.2006 6:20 PM PDT
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At the TUI Humpday Gathering yesterday, we were playing Classic CTF on Blood Gulch, and I was on red team. On my way to blue base, I stopped by the blue teleporter spawn, and randomly meleed at the air above the teleporter once, and bam, K-121 got a melee from the back as soon as he went through the teleporter.

However, this occasion is special, because I meleed him right between the point where he would still be at blue base and where he would spawn at the teleporter, so his body didn't even go through the teleporter. All that came out of the teleporter spawn was a grenade from his dead body that somehow managed to get through the teleporter when I meleed him.

  • 06.17.2006 8:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: TUI_Obi_Wan
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In........................................................Out .

hmm, so ur saying that this dude on Coldsnap who sniped my hog from the other freaking side of the map is "extremely phsycologically gifted", well he must see through pixelated fog and be able to make up what my hog is doing...

  • 06.18.2006 6:01 AM PDT
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Once in Hugeass I took a longsword and flew to the other base (they had some pretty bad defense because i saw no jets, hogs or anything on the way) and decided to do a suicide run into the base. I flew in and dropped a nuke. This is what resulted (I had to make up names please forgive me)
Doughnut was killed by some_guy
Griff was killed by some_guy
RVBRULES was killed by some_guy
ilikepie was killed by some_guy
Master Kim was killed by some_guy (lol)
somedude was killed by some_guy
anotherguy was killed by some_guy
thelastguy was killed by some_guy
some_guy commited suicide

I did make up some of teh names, but the amount of people killed was the same. I know this because I remember that I killed everybody on the blue team. What they were all doing in there, I do not know.


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  • 06.18.2006 3:24 PM PDT
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Master Kim was killed by some_guy (lol)
Keep dreaming, dude.

  • 06.18.2006 3:49 PM PDT
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Then are you invulnerable to nukes now?

  • 06.18.2006 4:53 PM PDT