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Posted by: Demigod333
This is the Demigod's simple guide to using violence, Thank You and Please come again and Ring the bell if your MEAL OF VIOLENCE WAS THE LEET!!1!!!111one!!three111Q!!
On Danger Canyon, there was me and 3 other guys on the Blue team, and 12 Reds. CTF, Normal Weapons, 30 mins. The Red team was full of noobs except for 2 guys who were ok. Me and 1 other blue rushed their base through the tunnels, taking out the 5 defenders, then the rest of the team respawned in like 5 seconds. We stood on top of the Red base, next to the flag, me with a pistol, my ally with an AR, taking out enemy after enemy after enemy. Only 2 Reds weren't there, they had run off in a hog (later I found out from an ally defending that the driver had gone AFK just round the corner). Eventually, after getting like 15 kills each, we decided "Oh, sod this," and my ally took the flag, running through the tunnels. I backed towards the entrance, firing as I went. Taking out the closest guy, then the guy behind him with 2 headshots, I lobbed a plasma at the floor infront of me, then turned and legged it. The enemy team swarmed behind me, and every now and again I turned and fired or threw a grenade, killing about 5 on the way. I caught up with my ally who experienced some lame-ass minimisation, and we ran back through the tunnels without looking behind.
When we reached our base, the hog noobs had decided to move, and I could just see a fast red dot on the corner of my radar. As we cleared the entrance, I saw a fat explosion in the corner of the screen - an ally had decided to take a rocket to their arses, at the same time as a second's nade blew. The resultant nuke-like explosion sent the rocket hog flying through the air, the bodies trailing in its wake. As the flag carrier reached the capture-point, the hog did a sideways corkscrew through the air above him, and the two bodies landed -SPLAT!- and with a spray of blood, either side of him. After an awesome game, we managed to hscrape a draw, against overwhelming odds, and heroics on our parts :) I ended with around 35 kills, and around 5 deaths, not sure exactly.
Another is scoring, on DC again, with 1 bar of health left, after running through a hail of shots from EVERY kind of weapon, to win the game 3-2 for my team.