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Subject: I just killed my dog.


Posted by: shibby76 wins
"Hello... 9-11 right? I just pressed 9-1-1 into my phone ten seconds ago but just want to be sure. Ok, I'm reporting that someone just shoved batteries up a little girls nose, then kicked her down a staircase. I think the attacker hit her with a shoe a few times, and made her eat a sandwich... made I don't know hold on... uh maybe four weeks ago? Hurry, he just kicked her in the balls, and he.. he's trying to nuke her from orbit! OH MY GOD!!.... HELP!!!

...ok I'll hold."


He was talking about the dog, not the girl

  • 07.10.2011 4:07 PM PDT


Posted by: An Ouchie Stick

Posted by: shibby76 wins
"Hello... 9-11 right? I just pressed 9-1-1 into my phone ten seconds ago but just want to be sure. Ok, I'm reporting that someone just shoved batteries up a little girls nose, then kicked her down a staircase. I think the attacker hit her with a shoe a few times, and made her eat a sandwich... made I don't know hold on... uh maybe four weeks ago? Hurry, he just kicked her in the balls, and he.. he's trying to nuke her from orbit! OH MY GOD!!.... HELP!!!

...ok I'll hold."


He was talking about the dog, not the girl


My sister is the dog of the family...

  • 07.10.2011 4:08 PM PDT

What's up, bro-fist!

Posted by: Jzadek
Wanted to be master of DO NOT WANT, but in latin to show he's clever.

Wait, so who died exactly?

  • 07.10.2011 4:09 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!


Posted by: D D0uble dash

Posted by: An Ouchie Stick

Posted by: shibby76 wins
"Hello... 9-11 right? I just pressed 9-1-1 into my phone ten seconds ago but just want to be sure. Ok, I'm reporting that someone just shoved batteries up a little girls nose, then kicked her down a staircase. I think the attacker hit her with a shoe a few times, and made her eat a sandwich... made I don't know hold on... uh maybe four weeks ago? Hurry, he just kicked her in the balls, and he.. he's trying to nuke her from orbit! OH MY GOD!!.... HELP!!!

...ok I'll hold."


He was talking about the dog, not the girl


My sister is the dog of the family...

So she's your b1tch?

  • 07.10.2011 4:09 PM PDT


Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: D D0uble dash

Posted by: An Ouchie Stick

Posted by: shibby76 wins
"Hello... 9-11 right? I just pressed 9-1-1 into my phone ten seconds ago but just want to be sure. Ok, I'm reporting that someone just shoved batteries up a little girls nose, then kicked her down a staircase. I think the attacker hit her with a shoe a few times, and made her eat a sandwich... made I don't know hold on... uh maybe four weeks ago? Hurry, he just kicked her in the balls, and he.. he's trying to nuke her from orbit! OH MY GOD!!.... HELP!!!

...ok I'll hold."


He was talking about the dog, not the girl


My sister is the dog of the family...

So she's your b1tch?


Exactly. She was damaged material anyways.

  • 07.10.2011 4:10 PM PDT

We believe that the universe is unbounded: this is not the same as infinite: the 2-D surface of a sphere, wrapped around a 3rd dimension, has a finite size, but has no end. If you start off in a given direction on the surface of a sphere, you could return to your start point without having to turn around -- you simply go all the way around. But wouldn't that mean the universe has an escape velocity like the earth?


Posted by: D D0uble dash

Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: D D0uble dash

Posted by: An Ouchie Stick

Posted by: shibby76 wins
"Hello... 9-11 right? I just pressed 9-1-1 into my phone ten seconds ago but just want to be sure. Ok, I'm reporting that someone just shoved batteries up a little girls nose, then kicked her down a staircase. I think the attacker hit her with a shoe a few times, and made her eat a sandwich... made I don't know hold on... uh maybe four weeks ago? Hurry, he just kicked her in the balls, and he.. he's trying to nuke her from orbit! OH MY GOD!!.... HELP!!!

...ok I'll hold."


He was talking about the dog, not the girl


My sister is the dog of the family...

So she's your b1tch?


Exactly. She was damaged material anyways.

I guess your age damaged you as well, using a 0 instead of an o, For Shame, 1337 5P3AK3R.

~B2

  • 07.10.2011 4:13 PM PDT


Posted by: Bungie2

Posted by: D D0uble dash


Posted by: D D0uble dash

Posted by: An Ouchie Stick

Posted by: shibby76 wins
"Hello... 9-11 right? I just pressed 9-1-1 into my phone ten seconds ago but just want to be sure. Ok, I'm reporting that someone just shoved batteries up a little girls nose, then kicked her down a staircase. I think the attacker hit her with a shoe a few times, and made her eat a sandwich... made I don't know hold on... uh maybe four weeks ago? Hurry, he just kicked her in the balls, and he.. he's trying to nuke her from orbit! OH MY GOD!!.... HELP!!!

...ok I'll hold." [/quote]

He was talking about the dog, not the girl


My sister is the dog of the family...

So she's your b1tch?


Exactly. She was damaged material anyways.

I guess your age damaged you as well, using a 0 instead of an o, For Shame, 1337 5P3AK3R.

~B2


I'm ashamed of that. I made that quite a while ago and well. I have to live it.
Yet gives me another reason to abuse my sister, it was her idea.

  • 07.10.2011 4:16 PM PDT

We believe that the universe is unbounded: this is not the same as infinite: the 2-D surface of a sphere, wrapped around a 3rd dimension, has a finite size, but has no end. If you start off in a given direction on the surface of a sphere, you could return to your start point without having to turn around -- you simply go all the way around. But wouldn't that mean the universe has an escape velocity like the earth?


Posted by: D D0uble dash

Posted by: Bungie2

Posted by: D D0uble dash

Exactly. She was damaged material anyways.

I guess your age damaged you as well, using a 0 instead of an o, For Shame, 1337 5P3AK3R.

~B2


I'm ashamed of that. I made that quite a while ago and well. I have to live it.
Yet gives me another reason to abuse my sister, it was her idea.


Lol, Icwutudidthere. Abuse is bad mm'kay? Do what I do and stab a blow-up doll ^_^".

~B2

  • 07.10.2011 4:18 PM PDT


Posted by: Bungie2

Posted by: D D0uble dash

Posted by: Bungie2

Posted by: D D0uble dash

Exactly. She was damaged material anyways.

I guess your age damaged you as well, using a 0 instead of an o, For Shame, 1337 5P3AK3R.

~B2


I'm ashamed of that. I made that quite a while ago and well. I have to live it.
Yet gives me another reason to abuse my sister, it was her idea.


Lol, Icwutudidthere. Abuse is bad mm'kay? Do what I do and stab a blow-up doll ^_^".

~B2


That just gave me an idea. I'm gonna stuff my sisters corpse and just abuse that whenever I'm angry, Thank you!

  • 07.10.2011 4:20 PM PDT

Why hello there.


Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: MecuzImblack

Posted by: R0flcopter Pilot

Posted by: AwesomeDude0703
I'm not sure how I feel about that.
Guy below me, how do you feel?



Dunno, how does the guy below me feel?


Not sure, guy below me what's your take?

I can't be positive on how I feel, guy beneath me, your thoughts?

I have no idea. guy beneath me, your thoughts?

  • 07.10.2011 4:20 PM PDT


Posted by: Xix StOrMz xiX

Posted by: Jet Wave

Posted by: MecuzImblack

Posted by: R0flcopter Pilot

Posted by: AwesomeDude0703
I'm not sure how I feel about that.
Guy below me, how do you feel?



Dunno, how does the guy below me feel?


Not sure, guy below me what's your take?

I can't be positive on how I feel, guy beneath me, your thoughts?

I have no idea. guy beneath me, your thoughts?

I for one do, but I'm wondering what the guy below me thinks?

  • 07.10.2011 4:28 PM PDT

We believe that the universe is unbounded: this is not the same as infinite: the 2-D surface of a sphere, wrapped around a 3rd dimension, has a finite size, but has no end. If you start off in a given direction on the surface of a sphere, you could return to your start point without having to turn around -- you simply go all the way around. But wouldn't that mean the universe has an escape velocity like the earth?


Posted by: D D0uble dash

Posted by: Bungie2

Posted by: D D0uble dash

Posted by: Bungie2

Posted by: D D0uble dash

Exactly. She was damaged material anyways.

I guess your age damaged you as well, using a 0 instead of an o, For Shame, 1337 5P3AK3R.

~B2


I'm ashamed of that. I made that quite a while ago and well. I have to live it.
Yet gives me another reason to abuse my sister, it was her idea.


Lol, Icwutudidthere. Abuse is bad mm'kay? Do what I do and stab a blow-up doll ^_^".

~B2


That just gave me an idea. I'm gonna stuff my sisters corpse and just abuse that whenever I'm angry, Thank you!


And this is why Mythics don't give ideas to the masses >_>.

~B2

  • 07.10.2011 4:30 PM PDT

Since you cannot do good to all, you are to pay special attention to those who, by the accidents of time, or place, or circumstances, are brought into closer connection with you.
Augustine of Hippo

I can't prove it, but I can say it.
Stephen Colbert

i am not shawn from youtube, I created this username because I thought it was an unique name but if I could change it I would since it did not belong to me originally


Posted by: MecuzImblack

Posted by: R0flcopter Pilot

Posted by: AwesomeDude0703
I'm not sure how I feel about that.
Guy below me, how do you feel?



Dunno, how does the guy below me feel?


Not sure, guy below me what's your take?


I can't tell my emotions are too erratic, guy below what are your thoughts?

  • 08.15.2011 7:39 AM PDT

In jedem system der Macht gibt es korruption.

Det vore klokt att tro att det inte finns några undantag.

How do I feel?

Mfw

Guy below me, whadda you make of all this? I mean, do you think this troll just came down from heaven and-

I'll let you answer now.

  • 08.15.2011 7:44 AM PDT

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