- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: ObbiQuiet
"Ta-ta my love! You will write, won't you?" Obbi calls as Johny trots off in the snow - in the oppostie direction of his house, I might add.
As Johny, confused and abashed, disappeared into the distance, Obbi, a fair and beautiful maiden turned around and returned her hankey to her dress pocket. From her pocket she looked as though she clenched something, but when she drew it out she held nothing. In front of her face she raised her index finger.
"Well, Batman. Your plan worked perfectly."
"I am most pleased," responded Obbi's index finger in a deep and thundering voice.
But little does Obbi know, Johny is working with JAMES BOND!!! Unfortunatly, Bond got hit by a freight train and johny was left to an orphanige...
"Please sir, may i have some more?" sais johny to the soup -blam!-
"SHOVE IT!" sais the towering figure.
"Why not?" Johny sais with a chuckle. Then he shoves his Tazer up the Soup -blam!-'s A.....
ill stop.