- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: MCs Brother
No one cares about your ugly mom.
Ha. Actually, in an objective sense, my mom is one of the best-looking women I know.
She's single, almost 50, and looks like she's 29. It's crazy. Not to mention she's really smart - all the time she has attractive 25 year-old guys, who just happen to make some pretty good money, calling. Her current boyfriend is an army vet, principle of a local school and has a PHD in psychology. The guy's pretty damn cool and really smart.
I got my genes from my mom.