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  • Poll [9 votes]: What do you think of the N00bs at New Mombassa?
Subject: Where are all the N00bs? (No insults at Moderators here)
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Poll: What do you think of the N00bs at New Mombassa?  [closed]
Let them have the forum, we cant win.:  11%
(1 Votes)
We will keep on fighting them for N.M.!:  22%
(2 Votes)
Whats a N00b?:  0%
(0 Votes)
I am a N00b.:  11%
(1 Votes)
I have no opinion on it.:  56%
(5 Votes)
Total Votes: 9

Over at New Mombassa. This is the Flood forum, right? Where you can say anything from how your bag zipper cut your hand (Obbiquiet) to having a really fun time (The Laser Wars).
As long as its not discriminatory, like racisim or politics, anything goes in the Flood!

Why is it that the forum that is currantly the most important, most sacred to us, is being overrun by N---s???
Why is the free-for-all forum populated by good people, while the specialist forums are N---tacular?
It boggles the mind!

The Flood is filled with happy Halo'ers who dont want to go near the N--- colonies, The Maw is overrun with Newbs demanding to know why their computers won't run with Halo, the Gallery is a ghost town, and New Mombassa is bursting with moaning, groaning, drooling N---s.
Yeah, there are some good people still in there, trying to make relevant and new topics, but they just cant make it against that many foes. I took the advice of one such fighter, who said,
"We can't win against the N---s, lets just let them have New Mombassa, they already half own it anyway."

I therefore have decided to abandon whatever threads and posts I ever had in New Mombassa, and let the N---s tear them to peices. Maybe, some sort of computer virus would find every N---, and destroy their internet connection... But thats just a fantasy...


Please don't ban me. Or lock the thread. Please.

[Edited on 9/3/2004 4:04:07 AM]

  • 09.03.2004 3:49 AM PDT
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Quit making threads that let them know they are winning. That only intensifies their efforts you n00b.

  • 09.03.2004 3:51 AM PDT
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Your not a very nice person. Anyway, thanks for your opinion.

  • 09.03.2004 3:53 AM PDT
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I believe you just said the N--- word at least five times in that post. Trouble will be knocking on your door lest the mods merely give you a strict warning. Ph34r Shiska!

  • 09.03.2004 4:01 AM PDT
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Advice heeded. I think I counted 7, if you include N---tacular. BTW, what do you think of New Mombassa?

  • 09.03.2004 4:05 AM PDT
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Note to Cyborg: it's Shishka, not Shiska.

  • 09.03.2004 4:27 AM PDT
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Oh my god... Davester88 has followed me to this forum! Were all gonna die! *sob*

  • 09.03.2004 4:51 AM PDT
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No. Ignore the troll, that way we will all live.

  • 09.03.2004 5:14 AM PDT

Best thing to do:

1. Ignore them
2. Don't say "n00b", "newb", "noob", "newbie", "pneub", or any other variants. The rules even apply in the Flood.
3. Become part of the solution, rather than complaining about the problem: post thoughtful, intelligent topics. Not only does this improve the state of the forums by inciting good discussion, it also sets an example of how to act to new members who want to contribute to the forums.

Oh, and yeah. Thread locked. Firstly, you aren't helping, and secondly, you broke the rules.

- Reiginko

  • 09.03.2004 7:41 AM PDT