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Does he have a button-up flap back there or somethin?
its always moist in the master cheifs suit
its va-poo-rize in underwear form
have you seen that movie?
i think he pulls down his pants, just like everyone else
NO! NO! NO! This is the future and in the future, everything is recycled! Everything. THINK about it people! Just think about it...
EWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he eats his own -blam!-?
Exactly. Nothing goes in the suit and nothing comes out.
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perhaps he's got a little chemical engine in in his suit that runs on poo, wee and sweat. very efficient, but he must stink real bad.i think it would be good if sgt johnson says "he's here! pegs at the ready men!!", or "cover me smelly!!", or perhaps but much less likely "sweet jesus master chief you smell like an old mans crotch".it was me!
LOL at old man's crotch. yeah in Halo 2 the MC's first mission after getting his new armor will be to bath himself.
Me: "OMFG, Dude... wtf!"AbolitionofMan: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to betray you."Me: "That's the 4th time in this game alone!"Chris: "Third, besides he had the flag I was trying to stop him, how was I supposed to know you were there."Me: "I said, 'I got the Flag, don't shoot.'"Chris: "Well those Wraith shots take a while to reach you."Me: "You were right next to me, I had killed him and a minute passed before you decided to shoot."Chris: "Hahahahaha, yeah... that was great."
Somethine like this is covered in sci-fi novels. The idea is you just 'go' and there is a working enzyme that breaks down all waste material and dissolves it making you... 'cleaner and fresher' then before.... that is how it is supposed to work in a number of sci books. One example is by Walter Williams, Dread Empire's Fall: The Praxis. Achilles
There should be a -blam!- catapult in Halo 2 so the Chief can disrespect the Covenant chimpanzee-style (since they're the Forerunner but they got tired of running the universe).
haha, nice thread...
god damn it!!!!! He doesnt even eat! so how in high hell can he crap?!?!?!doesnt drink, doesnt do nothin but make covies push up daisies!!!!!Sorry but the chief doesn need to crap....or sleep or have fun or.......
if he doesn't eat than how does he live? He got steriods not uber food pills
hes a cyborg.....besides,,,who says he's even human!!?!??!
no, no! you guys got it all wrong.. I know, for a fact...That they eat ketchup, soya sauce and other condiments.
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How does the Chief take a dump in that suit?I'm going to tell you this before you hear it from some one else. You guys are losing it. Loco. Crazy. Insane.
CONDOMENTS!?!?!?!?WHAT in sam hell are you thinking!??!?!?!Because I like it!!!!! Good idea.....mustard......relish......McChicken Sauce....
Alright, *wobbles head franticly* this stull is going to give me nightmares.Some things are best left undiscovered. This is one of them.
hey, you got it bad????I gotta go to bed in 2minutes....this stuff is still fresh in my head!!!!
Hes not a cyborg. Read First Strike. It says so.
Posted by: Banshee BarronAlright, *wobbles head franticly* this stull is going to give me nightmares.Some things are best left undiscovered. This is one of them.I concur.