There is no problem that cannot be solved with a shotgun, or a flamethrower, or a spartan laser, or a... you know what? Never mind.
Dude, every single person read it. You just changed it so we wouldn't know about your elite fetish. I remember you went to a website, ordered a dildo that you thought would best replicate the arbiter's -blam!-, then your girlfriend caught you shoving it up your butt, jizzing all over your TV which had a panting elite in it, and moaning,oh-aribiter. You are one -blam!- up son of a -blam!-. Nice try changing it.