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Subject: Well, my life is ruined. (Tl;dr at the bottom)

"Ah, the ways Halo has effected my life; when I'm on the toilet, I now think of "BOMB PLANTED, BOMB ARMED"

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Posted by: karsttheninja99
That was the biggest waste of 2 minutes in my life


It took you 2 minutes to read 28 words? That's pretty sad, bro.

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Posted by: evil_canevil_666
Posted by: karsttheninja99
That was the biggest waste of 2 minutes in my life


It took you 2 minutes to read 28 words? That's pretty sad, bro.
I was befuddled by that statement as well. Maybe he has dyslexia?

  • 07.17.2011 4:46 PM PDT
Subject: Well, my life is ruined. All because of reach. (Tl;dr at the bottom)

There is no problem that cannot be solved with a shotgun, or a flamethrower, or a spartan laser, or a... you know what? Never mind.

Dude...... That's so -blam!- up, I just lost my appetite, after not eating for more than 12 hours. You better be joking, and if you are, it's not funny. Bungie won't take elites out of matchmaking just for some -blam!- up sob/horror stories. I'd go see a professional if I were you, which I'm really glad I'm not. That story put unholy pictures in my mind.

  • 07.17.2011 4:46 PM PDT

Go in...kill....then.....TEA BAG!!!

thats a sick fetish you got there...........you need help

  • 07.17.2011 4:46 PM PDT
Subject: Well, my life is ruined. (Tl;dr at the bottom)

Does anyone have lotion?
*Raises hand*
Is mayonnaise a lotion?


Posted by: evil_canevil_666
Posted by: karsttheninja99
That was the biggest waste of 2 minutes in my life


It took you 2 minutes to read 28 words? That's pretty sad, bro.


The OP edited it.

It used to be like 4 paragraphs long.

  • 07.17.2011 4:46 PM PDT

Posted by: evil_canevil_666
Posted by: karsttheninja99
That was the biggest waste of 2 minutes in my life


It took you 2 minutes to read 28 words? That's pretty sad, bro.
he had a 10 paragraph post about bestiality with elites before. and it makes my other post useless since he changed it.

  • 07.17.2011 4:46 PM PDT
Subject: Well, my life is ruined. (Tl;dr at the bottom)

There is no problem that cannot be solved with a shotgun, or a flamethrower, or a spartan laser, or a... you know what? Never mind.


Posted by: evil_canevil_666
Posted by: karsttheninja99
That was the biggest waste of 2 minutes in my life


It took you 2 minutes to read 28 words? That's pretty sad, bro.
No, before he (probably) put his comment in, it was some story about how he wanted to have sex with the elites.

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Posted by: evil_canevil_666
Posted by: karsttheninja99
That was the biggest waste of 2 minutes in my life


It took you 2 minutes to read 28 words? That's pretty sad, bro.
he had a 10 paragraph post about bestiality with elites before. and it makes my other post useless since he changed it.
ew...what is wrong with you? No such post existed, but still....that is a messed up thing to say about somebody.

  • 07.17.2011 4:48 PM PDT
Subject: Well, my life is ruined.

"It is not a goal, but a process. The process of creating the perfect world."


Posted by: evil_canevil_666
Posted by: karsttheninja99
That was the biggest waste of 2 minutes in my life


It took you 2 minutes to read 28 words? That's pretty sad, bro.
He had a longer (and much funnier) story about how he become an inter-species sex addict.

Posted by: EFG_
ew...what is wrong with you? No such post existed, but still....that is a messed up thing to say about somebody.

I see what you did there.

[Edited on 07.17.2011 4:49 PM PDT]

  • 07.17.2011 4:48 PM PDT

There is no problem that cannot be solved with a shotgun, or a flamethrower, or a spartan laser, or a... you know what? Never mind.


Posted by: EFG_
Seriously, I've become addicted to this game. It is really ruining my relationship with my family and girlfriend. I forgot to feed my dog for 4 days straight.

Well, ok maybe not 4 days straight, but I did forget to feed him last night. The point is I think I may have a legitimate addiction to reach. Should I get help?
What happened to putting a dildo up your but and pretending it was the arbiter?

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Posted by: EFG_
Seriously, I've become addicted to this game. It is really ruining my relationship with my family and girlfriend. I forgot to feed my dog for 4 days straight.

Well, ok maybe not 4 days straight, but I did forget to feed him last night. The point is I think I may have a legitimate addiction to reach. Should I get help?
What happened to putting a dildo up your but and pretending it was the arbiter?
I dunno, but excuse me while I go vomit.

  • 07.17.2011 4:49 PM PDT
Subject: Well, my life is ruined. (Tl;dr at the bottom)

Posted by: IrIsHmAn04
no its legit, i used coordinates, set weapon timers the works.


Posted by: karsttheninja99
That was the biggest waste of 2 minutes in my life


LOL! Really, it took an entire two minutes to read that?

  • 07.17.2011 4:49 PM PDT
Subject: Well, my life is ruined.

I'm dead you can stop shooting me now.

stfu newb, have you ever sucked a dick to play an hour of reach...no stfu,now thats an addiction.

  • 07.17.2011 4:50 PM PDT

-Teraz Twoka kolej "Life is like a double-edged sword, you are one [side] of them"


sh­eithings, lolol
also, fu­srodahsucks


Posted by: Tijenater

Posted by: EFG_
Seriously, I've become addicted to this game. It is really ruining my relationship with my family and girlfriend. I forgot to feed my dog for 4 days straight.

Well, ok maybe not 4 days straight, but I did forget to feed him last night. The point is I think I may have a legitimate addiction to reach. Should I get help?
What happened to putting a dildo up your butt and pretending it was the arbiter?
Inorite?
roflcopter

  • 07.17.2011 4:50 PM PDT
Subject: Well, my life is ruined. (Tl;dr at the bottom)

There is no problem that cannot be solved with a shotgun, or a flamethrower, or a spartan laser, or a... you know what? Never mind.

Dude, every single person read it. You just changed it so we wouldn't know about your elite fetish. I remember you went to a website, ordered a dildo that you thought would best replicate the arbiter's -blam!-, then your girlfriend caught you shoving it up your butt, jizzing all over your TV which had a panting elite in it, and moaning,oh-aribiter. You are one -blam!- up son of a -blam!-. Nice try changing it.

  • 07.17.2011 4:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: nosamdeann
stfu newb, have you ever sucked a dick to play an hour of reach...no stfu,now thats an addiction.
no, I'm not quite that far. But I do get the shivers if I go more than 2 hours without playing reach.

  • 07.17.2011 4:51 PM PDT

Fear the Probulator. Looking at my stats I see, well go ahead.

Dont pm me that i dont know what im talking about you stupid OP.

Everytime someone like you posts that filth i report it because it does not belong anywhere on this website.

  • 07.17.2011 4:52 PM PDT

-Teraz Twoka kolej "Life is like a double-edged sword, you are one [side] of them"


sh­eithings, lolol
also, fu­srodahsucks

I was posting just when he edited his OP.

Good thing I only reply to OP posts after I open it in a new window - I still have his original thread with all the Elite penor fetish. It was stale and unfunny.

[Edited on 07.17.2011 4:53 PM PDT]

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Original XbL Gamertag, zeDutchKreatiVz, as you guessed, Im Dutch/from Holland/Amsterdam.

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lol, your on a Forum FULL of Reach Addicts.

somehow its worse than alcohol.

  • 07.17.2011 4:54 PM PDT

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Posted by: Majatek
I was posting just when he edited the his OP.

Good thing I only reply to OP posts after I open it in a new window - I still have his original thread with all the Elite penor fetish. It was stale and unfunny.


He probably edited it when his thread began to be reported. I think the ninjas can see his pre-edit post anyways though.

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Posted by: McCrash
lol, your on a Forum FULL of Reach Addicts.

somehow its worse than alcohol.
I think it is more like cocaine. It makes me hyper, angry, irrational, and stupid.

  • 07.17.2011 4:55 PM PDT
Subject: Well, my life is ruined. (Tl;dr at the bottom)

There is no problem that cannot be solved with a shotgun, or a flamethrower, or a spartan laser, or a... you know what? Never mind.


Posted by: EFG_

Posted by: GT ActualBreck
Posted by: evil_canevil_666
Posted by: karsttheninja99
That was the biggest waste of 2 minutes in my life


It took you 2 minutes to read 28 words? That's pretty sad, bro.
he had a 10 paragraph post about bestiality with elites before. and it makes my other post useless since he changed it.
ew...what is wrong with you? No such post existed, but still....that is a messed up thing to say about somebody.
ARE YOU -blam!- KIDDING ME!??!?! LOOK AT ALL THE POSTS COMMENTING ON YOUR SICK SEX FANTASYS ABOUT THE ARBITER!!!

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Posted by: Tijenater

Posted by: EFG_

Posted by: GT ActualBreck
Posted by: evil_canevil_666
Posted by: karsttheninja99
That was the biggest waste of 2 minutes in my life


It took you 2 minutes to read 28 words? That's pretty sad, bro.
he had a 10 paragraph post about bestiality with elites before. and it makes my other post useless since he changed it.
ew...what is wrong with you? No such post existed, but still....that is a messed up thing to say about somebody.
ARE YOU -blam!- KIDDING ME!??!?! LOOK AT ALL THE POSTS COMMENTING ON YOUR SICK SEX FANTASYS ABOUT THE ARBITER!!!
they are probably all the same person on different alts.

  • 07.17.2011 4:56 PM PDT