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Subject: Why does the picture for the most recent update exist?
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If you wanna see an airplane cemetery, why don't you just find an old airplane and look at where it goes?

Super Mega Awesome Champion of Legendary SANTA's Gameshow Episode 5.

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My mom saw the Bungie.net homepage and she no longer believes that I'm straight because of that picture of the almost naked guy.

  • 03.03.2006 11:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: SatanInASweater
My mom saw the Bungie.net homepage and she no longer believes that I'm straight because of that picture of the almost naked guy.


Why would you be concerned with whether or not your mother thinks your straight? Frankie strikes again.

  • 03.03.2006 11:47 PM PDT

I'm not that active, but never dead.

Now you can bring chicks home when your mom is away and she won't guess a thing.

Wait a second, are you even legal?

  • 03.04.2006 12:36 AM PDT
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If you wanna see an airplane cemetery, why don't you just find an old airplane and look at where it goes?

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No.

  • 03.04.2006 1:06 AM PDT
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My friend, you would not tell with ſuch high zeſt
To children ardent for ſome deſperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum eſt
Pro patria mori.

This thread amuses me greatly. "Frankie - threatening your séxuality since 2004!"

  • 03.04.2006 8:20 AM PDT
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Only the paranoid will survive!

No bypassing the -blam!- fil... =P

That would make a funny title for the homepage.

  • 03.04.2006 9:40 AM PDT
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Or maybe it was Colorado that has it as an official day?

You mean it is just a day? Not a full year?

Oh damn... I made a huge mistake....

  • 03.04.2006 10:01 AM PDT
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i'm sorry, but that was the hawtest picture i've seen on these forums....

  • 03.04.2006 10:05 AM PDT
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I THOUGHT IT WAS A BEIGE SUIT.

-tgp-

  • 03.04.2006 10:43 AM PDT
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If this is really true, and perhaps you want to reverse the situation... next time your mother is around have this open scrolled to the bottom OMG DREAMBOATZ from that Top Story.

It is one of the Bungie Humpday challenges updates, with a pic at the bottom of cheerleaders in outfit edited to show them thinking about the Bungie crew. Nothing vulgar.

And perhaps you could be outta the room or getting something to drink, et cetera and arrange it so that she just happens to walk buy the computer and notice the picture and perhaps she'll change her mind.

Unless of course, like someone suggested, you want to bring girls home when she isn't and you shouldn't have to worry.

  • 03.04.2006 11:12 AM PDT
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"Whatever exists, whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent. These anonymous creatures may seem little or nothing in the world. Yet the smallest crumb can devour us. Any smallest thing beneath yon rock out of men's knowing. Only nature can enslave man and only when the existence of each last entity is routed out and made to stand naked before him will he be properly suzerain of the earth."

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Or maybe it was Colorado that has it as an official day?


Nope. That's not right. It's not an official day, since it usually occurs at night, and only on the resorts that have bars close by...

  • 03.04.2006 12:02 PM PDT

...so? Let your mom think what she wants.

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If you wanna see an airplane cemetery, why don't you just find an old airplane and look at where it goes?

Super Mega Awesome Champion of Legendary SANTA's Gameshow Episode 5.

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I don't want her to believe something that isn't true, and it's really awkward for me anyway. Can someone edit that update so that the picture on the front page is of something different and there's at most a link to that picture?

  • 03.04.2006 12:09 PM PDT

Posted by: SatanInASweater
My mom saw the Bungie.net homepage and she no longer believes that I'm straight because of that picture of the almost naked guy.

That was awsome. Anyway just make one of "those" sites your homepage im sure your mom will not worry about you being not straight.

  • 03.04.2006 12:16 PM PDT

- Mike

Posted by: SatanInASweater
I don't want her to believe something that isn't true, and it's really awkward for me anyway. Can someone edit that update so that the picture on the front page is of something different and there's at most a link to that picture?

If your mom really believes that then so be it. But I like the picture. "Welcome to Bungie Studios : Satisfying Your Mom Since 1991."

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"Whatever exists, whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent. These anonymous creatures may seem little or nothing in the world. Yet the smallest crumb can devour us. Any smallest thing beneath yon rock out of men's knowing. Only nature can enslave man and only when the existence of each last entity is routed out and made to stand naked before him will he be properly suzerain of the earth."

Posted by: SatanInASweater
I don't want her to believe something that isn't true, and it's really awkward for me anyway. Can someone edit that update so that the picture on the front page is of something different and there's at most a link to that picture?


Your mother makes a completely false guess based on a picture she knows nothing about, and you're worried about her opinion of you?

I'll see what you can get out of that.

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Frankie, I love you.

  • 03.04.2006 2:19 PM PDT

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Why would you be concerned with whether or not your mother thinks your straight? Frankie strikes again.

That guy is so HAWT! *Flirt*

[Edited on 3/7/2006]

  • 03.04.2006 5:15 PM PDT

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And all this time I though it was Scheiße pr0n. No really though, I didn't think it was that big of a deal. It's just frankie's face pasted on some nude guy's body.

  • 03.04.2006 5:46 PM PDT
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If you wanna see an airplane cemetery, why don't you just find an old airplane and look at where it goes?

Super Mega Awesome Champion of Legendary SANTA's Gameshow Episode 5.

Proud owner of crapdancemagee’s eyes and hands.

Trust me, it would be a lot better if it was Frankie's body pasted under some nude guy's face.

[Edited on 3/4/2006]

  • 03.04.2006 6:01 PM PDT

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I THOUGHT IT WAS A BEIGE SUIT.

-tgp-

Hahaha. Poor TGP.

  • 03.04.2006 7:58 PM PDT
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I didn't even know he was naked, I thought you guys were joking the whole time.

You could get another mother, I'm sure you could find a few at bungie.

  • 03.04.2006 9:29 PM PDT

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Posted by: ChiChi
Gimpy, don't be an idiot. Comparing the wiimote to the power glove is like comparing sex to dieing.

Haha, I didn't even notice he was naked until you pointed it out.

I thought it was the color of his suit.

  • 03.04.2006 11:47 PM PDT
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Just make this your homepage

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