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Subject: Want to Visit Moscow? Read This First.
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I hate the people in this town! They're the worst! Some of the worst, rudest people I've ever met live here.

Here's the story:

Well, last night, after feeling I was going to die some horrible death, I got better. And to celebrate, Anna and I went out for a night on the town!

We went to a nice little restaurant by the river. It was nice out. About 75F, humidity not high, pretty quiet, birds chirping and such. Very pleasant.

Just then, some woman comes in with her husband, and what I thought at the time, to be a choking cat. It turns out it was a baby! The night got worse.

For two straight hours, this baby cried, and screamed, and tossed all kinds of crap around. And of course, the mother, being completely unable to shut this baby up, sat there like nothing was wrong.

I wasn't going to let that little hellraiser ruin my night. So, boldly, and angrily, I got up. I went over to the lady.

"Madam, tebyeh nada zastaveet basha rebyonok." This basically translates into, "Lady, you need to shut your baby up."

She didn't take this well.

She glared at me, and shouted, "Dominick!"

Out came this 6'3 250lb bald headed man. I'm pretty sure he's some sort of body guard of some sort.

I saw his huge ass walk around that corner, she pointed at me, he came my way, I grabbed Anna, and ran. I ran like all Hell. And Anna kept up surprsingly well, considering those crazy shoes(kind of like Atsumi's).

About fifteen minutes later, I walk back in all by myself. I look at the lady. She had been joined by some big guy. Looked like a mobster. So I strolled in, unnoticed, and left the money on the table where we were sitting. Then strolled out.

I avoided being beaten to a pulp. It was a good day.

The point of this story? This city is crazy. It's a -blam!- free-for-all. If you ever visit Moscow, be sure not to piss anyone off. Especially the omni-garchs. They'll get you killed.



[Edited on 9/3/2004 1:30:33 PM]

  • 09.03.2004 1:29 PM PDT

I'll be on my own side.

im not going anywhere like Russia. so that limits me to staying in Cali,Florida,Hawaii,Caribbean,Virgin Islands

  • 09.03.2004 1:32 PM PDT
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I. am. never. going. to. Moscow. Thank you for the warning, Greenchief!

  • 09.03.2004 1:32 PM PDT
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Just avoid:

Mobsters, Chechens, skinheads, thieves, corner vendors, and the police.


And you'll be A-OK!

  • 09.03.2004 1:39 PM PDT
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Oh, and AIDS is kind of rampant, so avoid used needles(I know they're shiny) and used women(not as shiny).

  • 09.03.2004 1:40 PM PDT
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I am not sure what the skinheads are where you are but the ones I know are really funny, and good friends. Are these white-supremist or Na.zi or are the SHARPS.

  • 09.03.2004 1:40 PM PDT
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I've been stabbed, bumped, pushed down, and generally beaten up by skinheads. And you're friends with them? Good crowd.


The skinheads here hate everyone who isn't a white Russian.

  • 09.03.2004 1:42 PM PDT
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GreenChief....

you certainly know how to make people mad....


I am going to Yuma, AZ this weekend to go Wakeboarding.

w00t!

  • 09.03.2004 1:42 PM PDT
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*Tears up ticket to Moscow*

[Edited on 9/3/2004 1:44:29 PM]

  • 09.03.2004 1:44 PM PDT
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ah okay the ones I know are SHARP's (skinhead against racial predujice)

  • 09.03.2004 1:44 PM PDT
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Greencheif I wish my life was as exciting as yours.

And also are the cops really as rough as they are on TV over there?

  • 09.03.2004 1:46 PM PDT
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Now I know what to do incase I go to Moscow.Thank you Greencheif you've done a favor to us all.

  • 09.03.2004 1:48 PM PDT
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Damn this is funny. There's a newspaper here in Moscow called The Exile. It's made by English speakers in Russia.

Anyways, this is a link relating to what I'm talking about.

Linkage to article

I love The Exile. It's funny.

  • 09.03.2004 1:49 PM PDT
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i just read the story about the fatass bodyguards defending the murderous baby (thats what i got out of it). lmao thats funny!!!!

  • 09.03.2004 2:08 PM PDT
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wow toughie

  • 09.03.2004 2:09 PM PDT
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If that's all you got out of it, you need to read it again.

  • 09.03.2004 2:11 PM PDT
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o. I had more to say so here it is. thnx even though i probably wont go to Moscow soon. That's not much different from downtown U.S. except the mobster looks different and its not as bad. Cool you didnt get in trouble or beat up though.

  • 09.03.2004 2:14 PM PDT
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I wasn't talking to you, Dave. I was talking to Jonny Joe.

He read something that I posted and missed the whole idea. He's a bit slow. But we still love him!

  • 09.03.2004 2:17 PM PDT
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Oh. well then i got my ideas out well. cool. We're all a bit slow sometimes. I make 100 average :) in Math but 80 average :( in Science

  • 09.03.2004 2:20 PM PDT
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Meh. I've seen worse grades.

  • 09.03.2004 2:24 PM PDT
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i read it again and i still got the murderous baby and the mutants from Gurgon VII.

  • 09.03.2004 2:25 PM PDT
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Wow sure that baby didn't have that camera id so then God Damn You Communist!!!!!

  • 09.03.2004 2:25 PM PDT
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Posted by: johny joe
i read it again and i still got the murderous baby and the mutants from Gurgon VII.


K

I dont see it but respecting other's point of view is good

  • 09.03.2004 2:26 PM PDT
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You crack addicts.

  • 09.03.2004 2:30 PM PDT

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