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Ask:
-When is Halo 2 coming out?
-How do you drive a Warthog?
-What's a Master Chief?
-How come there's no angels in Halo?
-Why is MC green?
Do:
-Duck under oncoming vehicles
-Don't know how to zoom in on the Sniper
-Forget how to fire weapons in Halo
-Post the same topic over and over and over again until you realize that no one likes you and they're ignoring you on purpose.
-Grunts kick your ass.

Your funny ideas is greatly appreciated.

  • 05.11.2004 9:19 PM PDT
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-when you call yourself a newbie

oops, i said the "N" word

  • 05.11.2004 9:22 PM PDT
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When you look at the brute avatar and say "Hey I didn't know your mom's picture was on Bungie.net".

  • 05.11.2004 9:23 PM PDT
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thats cold fool!!!

  • 05.11.2004 9:24 PM PDT
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-"When somebody says 'MC,' you automatically finish with 'Hammer.'"
-"Sergeant Johnson melees you in the back of the head rather than be saved by you."
-"After getting pwned for the umpteenth time on Easy, you see a special cutscene where the chief removes his helmet and turns out to be Winnie the Pooh."
-"After seeing that cutscene, Piglet shows up on screen and kills you."
-"You step to GC13 on XBC... And die."

  • 05.11.2004 9:26 PM PDT
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Thats some funny stuff GC13! I like your style!

This is true! You know you are a newbie when you ask what the green triangle are on top of people's heads and ask someone halfway through the game and they tell you it's a FRIEND indicator! And you are like oops, I have been killing them the whole time!

You always take the sniper rifle, and don't know how to zoom with it, you just like the white trails the bullets make! And your teammates have to fend themselves with a pistol because you keep on hogging the SR! You stinky bastard! Give someone else the controller!

  • 05.11.2004 9:50 PM PDT
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Wait has someone here played with someone who didn't know how to zoom in? I guess I have been fortune enough to not experience that.

  • 05.11.2004 10:05 PM PDT
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My neighbor has a PS2 and he sometimes plays Halo with me, even though he doesn't know what the hell the motion tracker is. I had to teach him how to zoom in.

  • 05.11.2004 10:42 PM PDT
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you know you are a newbie when you use the term newbie on this forum

  • 05.12.2004 11:50 AM PDT
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-wonder what shape halo is
-wonder if the covenant are religious
-dimiss Halo as a boring sci-fi shooter with nothing special
-realise you could zoom with a pistol
-you can push the analog sticks as a button!
-enjoy turnig MC light on and off
-wasting bullets on the tiny flood creatures
-insist on shooting in a warthog
-wonder why the joypad vibrates before you die

  • 05.12.2004 12:07 PM PDT
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LOL wonder what shape halo is LOL

  • 05.12.2004 12:10 PM PDT
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When someone charges you with a plasma pistol and your there to greet them with a shotgun.
When all someone dose is brag then relize you pistol whipped them to kill them instantly.
When you don't move from spot to spot as a sniper. (Duh if you shot me from somewere im coiming to get you.)
When a pansy weak player snipes with the Sniper rifle all day
When you play multi-player by yourself so that you can respon in easy.
When you see a tank and challange it with a passanger/gunnerless warthog.
When you jump off a ledge so that your friend won't get a kill.
Play ctf and not know what the letters stand for.
When you don't pay any attention to your motion tracker.
When you need to watch other peoples screens so you can find were there at.

  • 05.12.2004 2:27 PM PDT