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Subject: The Media of the Covenant

What a waste....

What would it be like? Do you think they would really have one?

I think it would be HEAVILY influenced by the government, even more so then our own news channels.

  • 07.21.2011 8:48 PM PDT

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Religious sermons 24/7 I imagine.

  • 07.21.2011 8:51 PM PDT

It'd probably be like that North Korean propaganda stuff.

  • 07.21.2011 8:52 PM PDT

United Armed Forces

The Covenant is a theocracy, so...


No need for Propaganda. I'm thinking... simple stuff like ours. Less stupid, though.

The rest would be religious gibberish about the great journey, just because.

[Edited on 07.21.2011 8:55 PM PDT]

  • 07.21.2011 8:54 PM PDT

"Find where the liar hides, so that I may place my boot between his gums!" - Rtas 'Vadum

We saw what looked like a broadcast at the start of the level Gravemind in Halo 2, where Truth is blabbering on about the Sacred Icon. That being said it is probably nothing but propaganda and censorship.

  • 07.21.2011 8:55 PM PDT

If you go on halo waypoint, you'll see that there is in fact a covenant version of the waypoint top 5 show.

  • 07.21.2011 8:57 PM PDT

Just propaganda and sermons. You think elites would let a grunt reality show happen?

*awesome concept though

  • 07.21.2011 8:58 PM PDT

What a waste....

Real Housewives of High Charity...

OH DEAR GOD.

  • 07.21.2011 9:05 PM PDT

"He who increaseth knowledge increaseth brain cells."

CNN (Covenant Network News).

  • 07.21.2011 10:23 PM PDT
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Deva Path


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We are all going to get banned aren't we?


Posted by: Horseradish13
CNN (Covenant Network News).


WIN!!!

  • 07.21.2011 10:34 PM PDT


Posted by: Nocbl2
Real Housewives of High Charity...

OH DEAR GOD.
I loved the episode when they had the affair with the Mgalekgolo that guarded the Dreadnought.

  • 07.22.2011 12:19 AM PDT
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Theocratic propaganda.

  • 07.22.2011 12:31 AM PDT

I wonder if the Covenant have any type of sports?

  • 07.22.2011 12:33 AM PDT

I wake up to find myself
After all these years
And where all the time has gone
Still seems so unclear

Posted by: HundredJono
I wonder if the Covenant have any type of sports?


Jackelshoot! The greatest sport since Gruntball!

  • 07.22.2011 12:52 AM PDT
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Posted by: DecepticonCobra
Religious sermons 24/7 I imagine.


I agree. High Charity = Jonestown, Truth = Jim Jones

  • 07.22.2011 1:19 AM PDT
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I accidently used the wrong Xbox Live Gamertag on this, oh well :P
My real gamertag is jcgerrard8, if you want to play with me then send me a message :)


Posted by: Nocbl2
Real Housewives of High Charity...

OH DEAR GOD.


Hahahaha

  • 07.22.2011 5:30 AM PDT
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"but you already knew that, I mean, how couldn't you?

Only when no Human brick is left atop another, shall we be satisfied with your destruction.

The only ones we see are sermons broadcast to the troops, and Truth making a tv address to the Covenant at the start of the great schizm: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtBAosHMOWQ&t=3m40s

[Edited on 07.22.2011 5:41 AM PDT]

  • 07.22.2011 5:38 AM PDT


Posted by: Ageless Durandal
Posted by: HundredJono
I wonder if the Covenant have any type of sports?


Jackelshoot! The greatest sport since Gruntball!


dont the covenant have Blargball?

  • 07.25.2011 12:15 PM PDT

"On the seventh day, god did not rest, but rather he created 64 player multiplayer!"


Posted by: grey101

Posted by: Horseradish13
CNN (Covenant Network News).


WIN!!!


And then we have The CW (Covenant Worship), as well as C-SPAN (Covenant-Sangheili Public Affairs Network), and don't forget NBC (Noble Brute Community)

  • 07.25.2011 2:59 PM PDT

"It will not be we who reach Alpha Centauri, and the other nearby stars, it will be a species very like us, but with more of our strengths and fewer of our weaknesses, more confident, far-seeing, capable, and prudent. For all our failings, despite our limitations and fallibilities, we humans are capable of greatness."-Carl Sagan

HCTV Cribs.

  • 07.25.2011 3:01 PM PDT
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Do not waste your tears, I was not born to watch the world grow dim. Life is not measured in years, but by the deeds of men.

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We should know better, because we are better.


Posted by: Hydrilus

Posted by: grey101

Posted by: Horseradish13
CNN (Covenant Network News).


WIN!!!


And then we have The CW (Covenant Worship), as well as C-SPAN (Covenant-Sangheili Public Affairs Network), and don't forget NBC (Noble Brute Community)
And the BBC (Brute Broadcasting Collective).

  • 07.25.2011 3:28 PM PDT
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"Time was your ally human. But now it has abandoned you. The Forerunners....have returned. And this tomb... is now yours". - The Didact


Posted by: Xd00999

Posted by: Hydrilus

Posted by: grey101

Posted by: Horseradish13
CNN (Covenant Network News).


WIN!!!


And then we have The CW (Covenant Worship), as well as C-SPAN (Covenant-Sangheili Public Affairs Network), and don't forget NBC (Noble Brute Community)
And the BBC (Brute Broadcasting Collective).


ROFL,that's just awesome :)

  • 07.25.2011 3:35 PM PDT