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Subject: So what does ONI SECTION 0 do? Be serious/ creative!

"I'm afraid of the man I'll become if I lay my life down for the people I don't even care for"

We hardly know anything even about Section 3 and we know close to nothing about Section 0!

Leave one serious answer to do with the Haloverse and canon, and one stupid answer akin to similar threads on the Flood :)

1. Deal with Forerunner/precursor artifacts and those of other civilizations that nobody else knows what the -blam!- is about. Perhaps they are dealing with things far beyond human controlled space. Experiments with the Flood? Experiments on live Covenant? Humans even?

2. They are the only people who know the Heinz Ketchup mixture in 2552.

  • 07.24.2011 2:46 PM PDT

Posted by: Commander GX
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They are the keepers of the Coca Cola and KFC chicken recipes.

  • 07.24.2011 2:50 PM PDT

"I'm afraid of the man I'll become if I lay my life down for the people I don't even care for"


Posted by: M94 Mushroom Man
They are the keepers of the Coca Cola and KFC chicken recipes.


Nice ahaha.

  • 07.24.2011 2:54 PM PDT

"Find where the liar hides, so that I may place my boot between his gums!" - Rtas 'Vadum

The Encyclopaedia says that Section 0 is like an Internal Investigation department that polices and oversees the other 3 sections. Not exactly like the Umbrella Corporation or something like that.

  • 07.24.2011 2:55 PM PDT

"I'm afraid of the man I'll become if I lay my life down for the people I don't even care for"


Posted by: anton1792
The Encyclopaedia says that Section 0 is like an Internal Investigation department that polices and oversees the other 3 sections. Not exactly like the Umbrella Corporation or something like that.


Oh bummer. There goes my thread....

  • 07.24.2011 2:56 PM PDT

Serious: Tracks paperwork of ONI, does internal investigation and stops illegal activities.

Non-serious: Says "-blam!- you" to ONI and UNSC command, creates failures of an assassin who polices the UNSC/take out supposed threats/interrogates randomly while screaming "I AM ONI SECTION 0 -blam!-, YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME!"(Infront of an entire squad who have helm cameras). Proceed to make a massively expensive station at the edge of the galaxy designed to research and weaponize the flood, complete with a NOVA bomb and AI that basically cannot go rampant (but will anyway).

  • 07.24.2011 3:50 PM PDT

They're rebuilding Sgt. Johnson.

<_<

>_>

  • 07.24.2011 9:29 PM PDT

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Section 0 is the HR, IA, and Administrative branch of the Office of Naval Intelligence.

  • 07.24.2011 9:35 PM PDT

Nate-117

section zero is the *information expunged* of ONI they makensure that *information expunged* and *information expunged* doesn't happen within ONI and the UNSC

  • 07.24.2011 9:42 PM PDT

They were created to create the deadliest, most hyper lethal soldier the UNSC had ever seen, Sergeant Major Avery Junior Blow the Hell out of Your Alien @$$ Johnson.

  • 07.25.2011 7:55 AM PDT