- Pink Menace
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- Elder Mythic Member
It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.
Pink now had 40 of these turrets made, just enough to withstand a small invasion, and now was reffiting his ship with these deadly weapons. His econamy was running great. The people knew their place, but were treated well. All medical, dental, and personal belongings were covered with insurance. The people never stepped out of line because the enjoyed where they were. They loved the near 0% crime rate as well. The eco. was operating at nearly 200% of Pink expectations. Now was the time to strike.