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crap i guess

  • 09.15.2004 1:15 PM PDT
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"Right Eve. The armoury is just a short walk away."He turns to the preds,"What is it you wanted to speak to me about?"

  • 09.15.2004 1:15 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Spartan. God dammit I was in the first. Ive seen them all. You should damn well listen to me. I killed martin fair and square. Think of some zany way he can still be alive. Thats what Laser Wars is about.

  • 09.15.2004 1:16 PM PDT
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Eve nodded, she and Aliza left for the armoury. Eve kept her eyes to the floor as she passed Dwayne...

[Edited on 9/15/2004 1:17:05 PM]

  • 09.15.2004 1:16 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

God dammit. You guys are so... programmed.

  • 09.15.2004 1:17 PM PDT
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Pink, please, go to 1.5 for that kind of stuff.

  • 09.15.2004 1:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
God dammit. You guys are so... programmed.

Programmed no, never have been able to make a good joke if my life depended on it, yes.

  • 09.15.2004 1:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
Spartan. God dammit I was in the first. Ive seen them all. You should damn well listen to me. I killed martin fair and square. Think of some zany way he can still be alive. Thats what Laser Wars is about.
i was in the first too. we don't have to listen to you. we don't want to think of a zany way he can still be alive. i'm not trying to offend you but you have your other laser wars thread, if you want it to come up with a zany way for him to still be alive, do it in the other one.

  • 09.15.2004 1:18 PM PDT
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"martin, i just wanted to see if you had some type of job for us, so we can get in some action"

  • 09.15.2004 1:20 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

So wait. You let people who dont kill you guys in. Youll only lose if everyone aggrees to it? What in the HELL kind of a game is that. And I mean no offense either, I am simply stating my argument. Martin should be ead. It doesnt even have to be zany to keep him in. I could have shot a decoy for christs sake. Warp what I say to fit your fight!

  • 09.15.2004 1:21 PM PDT
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Eve and Aliza reach the armoury, the get two small crates and put their weapons and armoury in them.
Eve: Light flow metal armour, with a few heavy armour modules over it. Two longswords, throwing daggers, sniper rifle, mauler pistols.
Aliza: Flow armour as well. With small shield generators on the arms and legs. Two katanas, wrist blades, 2 sub-machine guns and her craft-materials.

  • 09.15.2004 1:22 PM PDT
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"I'm sure there's something, though I cannot think of anything now. Wait...perhaps you could accompany Blake to New Haven? If there are still mecrs there, he may need some help."

  • 09.15.2004 1:22 PM PDT
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Posted by: Pink Menace
So wait. You let people who dont kill you guys in. Youll only lose if everyone aggrees to it?
no we just want to give everyone a fair chance at winning. not just declare that you blew off some guys head. you could have said "i shot the laser gun at martin" and he could have replied "i jump out of the way before the laser hit me." that would be considered a fair chance.

[Edited on 9/15/2004 1:24:50 PM]

  • 09.15.2004 1:24 PM PDT
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Ok I kinda picked up on it....

Dwayne went outside, and walked past the amory to his dropship...

  • 09.15.2004 1:24 PM PDT
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They put the crates on thier bed and walks out of the building to see the sights of this world. Before they walked back into the underworld...

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Posted by: lieut_pat
"I'm sure there's something, though I cannot think of anything now. Wait...perhaps you could accompany Blake to New Haven? If there are still mecrs there, he may need some help."
sure, that'll work

  • 09.15.2004 1:26 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

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spartan 133 uses his mystical powers to destroy pink.


I can play by your rules but can you play by mine? Oh no. Of couse not.

  • 09.15.2004 1:29 PM PDT
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Eve and Aliza laugh as they return to the capital building after a day of sight-seeing. The setting sun to their backs they walked to their room and watched it set on a balcony. Tommorow they ould leave for one of the industrial worlds...

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Martin thanks the preds and walks to his window. He looks out onto the street, full of citizens. All was well. He walked to his chair and meditated for awhile.

On a different plane, Pat sat in the shadow of a tree. Ah...how good he felt. Martin was fine, all the loose ends from his old reign had been tied up. He only wished Helix had been there...

  • 09.15.2004 1:31 PM PDT
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Dwayne got back to his dropship and talked to his marines, "Don't fully trust Eve, I am still not convinced that she is good. And relay this message to the Battlegroup I want everyone to be alerted."

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Posted by: Pink Menace
Posted by: Spartan 133 aka
spartan 133 uses his mystical powers to destroy pink.


I can play by your rules but can you play by mine? Oh no. Of couse not.
but that is in your laser was thread. you can play here if you play by the rules. i'm playing by your rules in the other laser wars

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The next morning Eve and Aliza went to Martins room to say their goodbyes before they left...

  • 09.15.2004 1:33 PM PDT
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Aliza this time knocked on Martin's door. "Martin this is Aliza and Eve we are leaving soon. We wished to say goodbye."

  • 09.15.2004 1:35 PM PDT
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Pat got up and began walking around, semi-pointlessly. Perhaps he should go see how Loki's punishment was going...

  • 09.15.2004 1:36 PM PDT
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Aliza this time knocked on Martin's door. "Martin this is Aliza and Eve we are leaving soon. We wished to say goodbye."


"You are? I should have known. Well, I'll be around, you'll probably see more of me. Good luck."

  • 09.15.2004 1:37 PM PDT