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The wambulance, and 2 firetrucks pull up to the flood, after hearing a distressing 911 call from one of its users. Almost immediately the paramedics see multiple butt hurt victims laying on the ground. The firefighters notice a cloud of smoke coming for the second story window. A flame war has started!

The firefighters struggled to get to the controls of the firetruck ladder, Once they reached the 6th floor, where the flame war was, the started spewing water on it. But nothing happened, It must have a source! The firefighters knew they had to go inside, Which is a daring task indeed, and if they get stuck in the build of the flood, it might be a fate worse than death!

The paramedics soon had at least 10 wambulances evacuating butthurt users the the hospital. They seem to be under control. But it was time for the firefighters to inter the building! There where four brave souls that had to go in and fight the flame war from the inside, the rest had to control it from the outside so no parody flame would emerge from the main fire.

The four firemen found the source of the flames, It was two floodians going at it, one looks to have thrown a gas canister on the other out of rage, while the other most like did something to ignite the gas. The firemen quickly, in text book form extinguish the fires, and the build is once again safe from the flames.

The last of the butthurt victims where transported to the hospital, and the two who caused the flame war were heading to jail. All and all, it was a successful day for the fire department of flame wars, And the 4 firemen that went in, got a medal of courage for there bravery. The end.

  • 07.28.2011 1:39 PM PST

Posted by: XxJakeMasterxX
Why don't people understand love
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Haha.

What a story, Mark.

  • 07.28.2011 1:40 PM PST

I like Turtles.

(::) This is for you.

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06' Master Race.

That was beautiful.

  • 07.28.2011 1:40 PM PST
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Good read 8/10.

  • 07.28.2011 1:41 PM PST

''Hell is other people.''

This is for you, good sir:



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  • 07.28.2011 1:41 PM PST
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I read that in patricks voice from spongebob

  • 07.28.2011 1:41 PM PST

That was hot. I liked it.

  • 07.28.2011 1:43 PM PST
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Posted by: TurtIe
I read that in patricks voice from spongebob
lol, imma gonna do that, and thanks for the cookies everyone!

  • 07.28.2011 1:46 PM PST

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

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Biggest internet cookie for the OP.
Posting in epic thread.

  • 07.28.2011 1:49 PM PST

my name is politickle

Epic. Its sad to see this get buried under a bunch of crap though.

  • 07.28.2011 1:50 PM PST
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Posted by: VictoryIan
Epic. Its sad to see this get buried under a bunch of crap though.
I know right?! It took me like 3 whole minutes to write this! then another 1 minute to spell check it! and it gets burried under "hi, how are you" threads?! grr.

  • 07.28.2011 1:54 PM PST
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Biggest internet cookie for the OP.
Posting in epic thread.
nom nom nom nom

  • 07.29.2011 12:00 PM PST

Let it go.

Thank you for the medal of courage. I will cherish it forever.

  • 07.29.2011 12:11 PM PST

Hey somebody bumped this, I saw it yesterday........

  • 07.29.2011 12:11 PM PST

In jedem system der Macht gibt es korruption.

Det vore klokt att tro att det inte finns några undantag.

I'm not sure what made me laugh more, the title or story :)

  • 07.29.2011 12:12 PM PST

Learn to accept people interest.

Epic Win

  • 07.29.2011 12:12 PM PST

The sound of iron shocks is stuck in my head, The thunder of the drums dictates
The rhythm of the falls, the number of dead's the rising of the horns, ahead
From the dawn of time to the end of days I will have to run, away
I want to feel the pain and the bitter taste of the blood on my lips, again

Here's ten bucks.

  • 07.29.2011 12:13 PM PST

"Get pooped on."- Everyone at FHS

What about the Internet Police?

  • 07.29.2011 12:14 PM PST

Special thanks was also given out to countless bystanders that fired off REPORT flares that alerted the propper authorities.

  • 07.29.2011 12:14 PM PST

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What's your talent?
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I can see through windows.

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Like they always say, "You mess with the Helix Nebula, you get the WinyPit82."

Hi there! be sure to click that homepage link!

WAAAAHHHMBULANCE! sorry, had to say that.

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Cookie man ^

  • 07.29.2011 12:17 PM PST

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What's your talent?
Posted by: DabilahroNinja
I can see through windows.

Posted by: WinyPit82
Like they always say, "You mess with the Helix Nebula, you get the WinyPit82."

Hi there! be sure to click that homepage link!


Posted by: GlassesGuy 904
What about the Internet Police?
They're a bit stuck at the moment on the Black ops thread...

  • 07.29.2011 12:17 PM PST

Keep it classy Flood.

So awesome.

  • 07.29.2011 12:19 PM PST

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