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Posted by: MrBojangles136
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Posted by: elmicker
Posted by: militaryguns
You lost me with pan.

You have to be the worst "chef" I have ever seen. Grilling or Barbaque is the only to cook a steak. Anything else is insulting to the steak.
Grills don't reach the required heat quickly enough to seal the surface to retain all the juices and barbecues don't ever reach that temperature, at least not before your meat is burnt to a crisp. Steaks are best pan fried or griddled. Grilling is acceptable if you prefer the results, but barbecue? I genuinely don't understand why you'd do that to your meat. Remember you're not cooking the steak outright.

Sweat Baby RaysThis isn't a hunk of cow leg we're talking about here, this is a top sirloin steak. That's very nearly as good as meat gets. Why on earth would you want to put bottled sugary gloop all over one of the most brilliantly subtle and complex, fantastically textured bits of animal you'll ever get the opportunity to chew?


Oh, what type of cut are we talking grand chef?

And if you our finding your cuts of meat to dry/cooked perhaps who aren't capable of cooking. I've never had ANY problems with my steaks.

Actually, pans can overheat too quickly and flavor is lost due to burning/overheating the cut.

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  • 08.01.2011 8:00 PM PDT

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So the steaks are finally getting mailed out. Glorius.

  • 08.01.2011 8:01 PM PDT

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Posted by: x Foman123 x
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Huh. Never thought I would be getting cooking tips from Achronos.

  • 08.01.2011 8:02 PM PDT
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I like my steak like this...

Take your steak, brown it on each side. Add some chopped onion, bacon and garlic. When they're looking good add cream, salt and pepper and let it simmer in that for a while.

Serve with hot chips and salad and enjoy.

  • 08.01.2011 8:04 PM PDT

Posted by: militaryguns
Posted by: elmicker
Heat up a pan to as hot as you can physically get it without.

You lost me with pan.

You have to be the worst "chef" I have ever seen. Grilling or Barbaque is the only to cook a steak. Anything else is insulting to the steak.

The fact you left out Sweat Baby Rays only shows that you are a Staff Captain of cooking. Not even Onyx at cooking; a mere tin foil rank for you neophyte.


Actually if you go to a restaurant (not Texas Roadhouse -blam!-) that cooks excellent steaks, it will probably come from a pan.

Additionally, steaks should be consumed plain with only seasonings/marinades on it. Although if you want to try something awesome, melt some gorgonzola cheese with chopped scallions after the steak is cooked. It is orgasmic.

  • 08.01.2011 8:09 PM PDT
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Posted by: MrBojangles136
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Posted by: martin1508
Posted by: militaryguns
Posted by: elmicker
Heat up a pan to as hot as you can physically get it without.

You lost me with pan.

You have to be the worst "chef" I have ever seen. Grilling or Barbaque is the only to cook a steak. Anything else is insulting to the steak.

The fact you left out Sweat Baby Rays only shows that you are a Staff Captain of cooking. Not even Onyx at cooking; a mere tin foil rank for you neophyte.


Actually if you go to a restaurant (not Texas Roadhouse -blam!-) that cooks excellent steaks, it will probably come from a pan.

Additionally, steaks should be consumed plain with only seasonings/marinades on it. Although if you want to try something awesome, melt some gorgonzola cheese with chopped scallions after the steak is cooked. It is orgasmic.


Steaks from fancy reasturants...yes.

Steaks that are actually *truely* flavorful and tender are always grilled.

  • 08.01.2011 8:14 PM PDT
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We need a forum for just how to make steaks.

  • 08.01.2011 8:28 PM PDT

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Posted by: x Foman123 x
Actually, I find that I'm more invincible without pants, which is why I am not wearing any at the moment.


Posted by: eg0dude
We need a forum for just how to make steaks.


Maybe Bungies next IP will be a cooking game.

  • 08.01.2011 8:29 PM PDT


Posted by: Achronos
I thought that was a given. But yes, steak should be room temperature when you start to prep it for cooking.


I love steak, and that's the first time I've ever heard that. This thread is making me hungry.

  • 08.01.2011 8:35 PM PDT

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You need to take your steak out of the Cryovac wrapping at least an hour before cooking. There are bacteria in there that help preserve the meat. But that bacteria affects the flavor. Being exposed to the air will kill it.

  • 08.01.2011 8:37 PM PDT
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I always eat my steak raw, really gives it more flavor.

  • 08.01.2011 8:38 PM PDT

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Posted by: eg0dude
We need a forum for just how to make steaks.


Maybe Bungies next IP will be a cooking game.

I've heard the next Bungie game may be some kind of MMO of some sort. Cooking attribute, would not rule that one out.

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You mangiacakes putting BBQ Sauce on Steaks

  • 08.01.2011 8:40 PM PDT

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Congrats steak!

  • 08.01.2011 8:45 PM PDT

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I just kill cows with my hands. I'm a savage. The cows don't drop steaks though... :(

  • 08.01.2011 8:47 PM PDT

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You sure do know your steak.
Posted by: Old Papa Rich
You need to take your steak out of the Cryovac wrapping at least an hour before cooking. There are bacteria in there that help preserve the meat. But that bacteria affects the flavor. Being exposed to the air will kill it.

  • 08.01.2011 8:55 PM PDT

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Posted by: Halo biggest fan
You sure do know your steak.
Posted by: Old Papa Rich
You need to take your steak out of the Cryovac wrapping at least an hour before cooking. There are bacteria in there that help preserve the meat. But that bacteria affects the flavor. Being exposed to the air will kill it.


Then you need to grill it over some hickory and oak, for about 6-7 minutes each side for a medium finish, top with nothing if you put anything on them your dumb and you'll ruin the steak. And I will personally have to come slap you. :)

  • 08.01.2011 8:59 PM PDT

Saving the thread, and driving out tomorrow for steak. Congrats on the steaks and im hungry...

  • 08.01.2011 9:49 PM PDT

And on the seven7h day......


Posted by: Achronos
Salt/pepper/steaky seasonings of choice, then cover with melted unsalted butter. Gas grill, 2 minutes, rotate 90 degrees, 2 minutes, flip, 2 minutes, rotate 90 degrees, 2 minutes. Place on hot as you can make it plate of sizzling butter, let stand for 2 to 5 minutes.

That is how it is done.

And anybody who orders a steak well done or even medium well should just stick with chicken and let the grown ups handle the steak. Steak should be rare to medium-rare - a warm red center. And we'll not speak of those who put ketchup on steak.

Garnishing with garlic, additional salt/pepper, and sometimes even cheddar, parmesan, or blue cheese are acceptable depending on the way you've seasoned the steak. The key is to keep it minimal - you shouldn't need very much.

God damnit! Now I'm hungry.

  • 08.01.2011 9:59 PM PDT
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Is microwaving a steak a good idea? I want to make sure it doesn't have bacteria before I eat it.

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  • 08.01.2011 10:02 PM PDT

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those steaks do not need A1 lol

  • 08.01.2011 10:09 PM PDT

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Mmmm delicious looking. Now I want steak.

  • 08.01.2011 10:16 PM PDT
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Wtf happened in this thread?

  • 08.01.2011 10:24 PM PDT
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Posted by: Achronos
If you're putting A1 on a steak, you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: dmg04
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Oh lol, that's what happened

  • 08.01.2011 10:24 PM PDT

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Might I recommend "Guinness Bullseye"? Not sure if you guys have it in the U.S. But its incredible.

  • 08.01.2011 10:28 PM PDT