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I went to my friend's LAN party last night, and it was kickass! There was a lot of 5 vs. 5 Halo, jokes, screwing around, and all out hell. There was more -blam!- pulled that night than I have ever seen in my life.
First, my friend put a hotdog in his microwave for like 10 minutes and it sort of exploded (part was left). Then, he threw it into the middle of the street. Somebody else took a spatula a little bit later and scraped it off the road (it had been run over at least twice) and put it into a half-empty bag of chips and gave them to somebody, and the guy ate them. Then, somebody got kicked in the nards and was on the ground for like 15 minutes. For revenge, the guy that got kicked put a potato in the guy's microwave for like 20 minutes and forgot about it. All of a sudden half the house was full of smoke and he was going, "oh -blam!-! get out here! FIRE!"
The best of all was when somebody fell asleep. Somebody had one of those video/picture phones, so we have video of it. First, we wrote Ass on his cheek and colored his toenails with a Sharpie (permanent marker). Then, somebody drew a Hitler mustache on him. We were gonna draw more on his face, but he kept rolling around, so we had to be quick. We decided to put shaving cream on his face, and somehow I got elected to do this. I went into the other room and filled my hand with shaving cream and then snuck up next to the bed where he was sleeping. I knew that if I tried to smear it on his face by myself that he would wake up and rip my arm off, so I just tilted my hand until it started rolling off. I dropped the whole handful right onto his face and just ran out of the room laughing. I then went to the bathroom as he was waking up from this and saw that he had smeared it over his entire face and onto his shoulder somehow. When I was done going to the bathroom, I wiped the shaving cream on the inside of my pants so that he wouldn't know it was me. He didn't notice the other stuff, but he had smudged it a little bit and ended up getting it off. He came into the living room where everybody was and started flinging as much of the shaving cream off of himself and onto us as he could.

I admit, we didn't get him THAT good, but it was hilarious. He kept turning his head in his sleep, so it would go from him facing you with the Hitler mustache to him turning his head and you just see the word "ass" come up on his cheek. It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life, especially when he came out of the room covered in shaving cream.

  • 09.05.2004 9:35 AM PDT