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Subject: Favorite Sgt Johnson quotes.

So whats your favorite quote by our favorite Sgt? Hell, what's your favorite quote by anyone in the halo universe?

Mine would have to be these ones, "Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a--blam!- machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! Am I right, Marines?"

"For a brick, he flew pretty good."

"Dear humanity, we regret being alien ba$tards, we regret coming to earth, and we most certainly regret that the corps just blew up our raggedy-a$$ fleet." "oohrah!"

"Who's the man?" (to which a nearby marine will say "you are, sarge".)

And this ones from reach, a random marine will say this at times, "Crap, they got a cave troll... Oh wait, it's just a wraith.".

Those are my favorites, let's hear yours.

  • 08.02.2011 7:30 PM PDT

My personal favorite is on the covenant in Halo 3, after killing the prophet, the Arbiter let's out a tremendous "Blarg!"

  • 08.02.2011 8:03 PM PDT
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I killed him in the face!

"I gaurentee that only ONE OF US, will make it out of here alive."

  • 08.02.2011 8:24 PM PDT

Winner of the 2012 Lurker of the Year award.

I'm watching you.

There are too many of his quotes for me to fit them all here so I'm just going to give the first few I can think of.

"I'm gonna tear out your spine and choke you with it!"

"Who needs a Johnson beatdown!"

"Think about THAT while you're sitting on your dead ass."

"Wait, since when did these things have limited ammo?"
^^personal favorite

[Edited on 08.02.2011 10:23 PM PDT]

  • 08.02.2011 10:23 PM PDT

I've only seen it once on AotCR. He'd just snipered a marine in the back, looked at Chief and said, 'Man- you just killed him!'

  • 08.03.2011 3:02 PM PDT

Legendary speech of sgt Johnson in the beginning of Halo Ce

  • 08.03.2011 3:46 PM PDT

Actually Johnson goes

Who's the man?!? *whispers to self* You are...*yells out loud* THANK YOU!!

  • 08.03.2011 8:43 PM PDT
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We will tear their skulls from their spines and toss them away LAUGHIN'!!! Am I right Marines?!?!

  • 08.03.2011 10:27 PM PDT

Jesus loves you! But I think you're a -blam!-

"I'm too pretty to die!" I dunno, all of his quotes are my favorite.

  • 08.06.2011 9:21 AM PDT