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Subject: Is urk secretly Chuck Norris?

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I don't know If you guys have noticed, but I see strikingly similar features.

Something fishy is going on




[Edited on 08.03.2011 10:53 PM PDT]

  • 08.03.2011 10:01 PM PDT

We were somewhere around Barstow...

Secretly?

  • 08.03.2011 10:01 PM PDT

The two are in fact one. Ever seen Walker, Texas Ranger? Same personalities.

  • 08.03.2011 10:04 PM PDT
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Walk up to her quietly from behind and breathe heavily on the back of her neck and whisper "amore"

Their next game better have rocket boots!

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Nope. Ones a power demi-god and the other is a computer nerd.
I don't see a resemblence.

  • 08.03.2011 10:09 PM PDT
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He's Chuck's ugly brother.

  • 08.03.2011 10:13 PM PDT

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Posted by: nerd
He's Chuck's ugly brother.
Thats what I was thinking.... He is either Chuck Norris himself, or in some way related

  • 08.03.2011 10:36 PM PDT

Key

Urk is to Chuck Norris
as
Potato is to Sixteen Triangles.

  • 08.03.2011 10:38 PM PDT

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  • 08.03.2011 10:40 PM PDT

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Guy's come on, he's not Chuck Norris, he's better.

  • 08.03.2011 10:43 PM PDT
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Urk is a space alien from the planet Zerg.

  • 08.03.2011 10:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: Halo Quintilogy
Nope. Ones a power demi-god and the other is a computer nerd.
I don't see a resemblence.


Chuck Norris uses computers? Cool.

  • 08.03.2011 10:46 PM PDT

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Posted by: urk

Posted by: Halo Quintilogy
Nope. Ones a power demi-god and the other is a computer nerd.
I don't see a resemblence.


Chuck Norris uses computers? Cool.
First.

  • 08.03.2011 10:47 PM PDT

Key


Posted by: urk

Posted by: Halo Quintilogy
Nope. Ones a power demi-god and the other is a computer nerd.
I don't see a resemblence.


Chuck Norris uses computers? Cool.


I see what you did there. But, if you're a demi-god, does that mean I have to start kind of worshiping you?

  • 08.03.2011 10:47 PM PDT


Posted by: urk

Posted by: Halo Quintilogy
Nope. Ones a power demi-god and the other is a computer nerd.
I don't see a resemblence.


Chuck Norris uses computers? Cool.


And i never knew he USES computers. Most of the time he just logs on to his wrist-mounted TACPAD.

Hmmmmmmm. Food for thought.

  • 08.03.2011 10:48 PM PDT
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Do you know about time travel?

Chuck Norris doesn't use computers because he is part computer.

  • 08.03.2011 10:50 PM PDT

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Posted by: urk

Posted by: Halo Quintilogy
Nope. Ones a power demi-god and the other is a computer nerd.
I don't see a resemblence.


Chuck Norris uses computers? Cool.

First, inb4every1quotesbungieemployee.

now that the formalities are aside, urk, I wish to say, even though the demi-god skills you posess are able to crush me, that I believe Chuck norris will knock your door down and kick you in the shins.

  • 08.03.2011 10:50 PM PDT

He was also in Saving Private Ryan.
Everyone should post more look-alikes.

[Edited on 08.03.2011 10:57 PM PDT]

  • 08.03.2011 10:57 PM PDT

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Maybe son of chuck norris but not the legend himself.

  • 08.03.2011 10:58 PM PDT

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Relevant.

[Edited on 08.03.2011 11:03 PM PDT]

  • 08.03.2011 11:03 PM PDT
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Urk wishes his beard was as stunning as mine

  • 08.03.2011 11:03 PM PDT
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Urk wishes his beard was as stunning as mine

And you wish your life was as stunning as his.

*sigh*
don't we all....

  • 08.03.2011 11:05 PM PDT

Posted by: xgeua
He was also in Saving Private Ryan.
Everyone should post more look-alikes.


My god... I just watched this and I didn't even notice it.

  • 08.03.2011 11:09 PM PDT
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I hate you unless I'm drunk.

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Posted by: ImTriForceGuy
Urk wishes his beard was as stunning as mine

And you wish your life was as stunning as his.

*sigh*
don't we all....

  • 08.03.2011 11:12 PM PDT
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"Posted by: Kickimanjaro
I'm trying to become an '04, but it's not working too well."

Don't get all cataclysmic on me, rookie!
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I wouldn't trade at this juncture on life; I think I've meet that special someone.
Posted by: dmg04

Posted by: ImTriForceGuy
Urk wishes his beard was as stunning as mine

And you wish your life was as stunning as his.

*sigh*
don't we all....

  • 08.03.2011 11:16 PM PDT