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Subject: Is urk secretly Chuck Norris?
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"But, doctor...I am Pagliacci."
Posted by: bobcast
I hate you unless I'm drunk.

HOLY DOUBLE CELLPHONE POST BATMAN!

I hate when that happens.

[Edited on 08.03.2011 11:22 PM PDT]

  • 08.03.2011 11:20 PM PDT
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Any questions about anything, PM me. The only stupid question, is the one never asked.
"But, doctor...I am Pagliacci."
Posted by: bobcast
I hate you unless I'm drunk.

Hey! Go wear some skinny jeans or something!!!
Posted by: dmg04
Don't get all cataclysmic on me, rookie!
Posted by: ImTriForceGuy
I wouldn't trade at this juncture on life; I think I've meet that special someone.
Posted by: dmg04

Posted by: ImTriForceGuy
Urk wishes his beard was as stunning as mine

And you wish your life was as stunning as his.

*sigh*
don't we all....

  • 08.03.2011 11:21 PM PDT

BUNGiE will always by my favorite gaming developer

rock on and continue with epic-ness


Posted by: xgeua
He was also in Saving Private Ryan.
Everyone should post more look-alikes.
lol

  • 08.03.2011 11:21 PM PDT

chuck norris has a 3rd fist under his beard

[Edited on 08.03.2011 11:23 PM PDT]

  • 08.03.2011 11:22 PM PDT

And on the seven7h day......


Posted by: urk

Posted by: Halo Quintilogy
Nope. Ones a power demi-god and the other is a computer nerd.
I don't see a resemblence.


Chuck Norris uses computers? Cool.

You didn't know? Wow.

  • 08.04.2011 12:01 AM PDT

Watch This.

I don't see everyones' interest in Chuck Norris? I mean he's an old dried up actor who was only good in, wait what movies was he in again?

  • 08.04.2011 12:40 AM PDT

I for one have never seen Urk and Chuck Norris in the same room at the same time.

  • 08.04.2011 2:01 AM PDT


Posted by: urk

Posted by: Halo Quintilogy
Nope. Ones a power demi-god and the other is a computer nerd.
I don't see a resemblence.


Chuck Norris uses computers? Cool.


HHHEEEYYYYOO! I doubt urk can thumbs up that epic though.

  • 08.04.2011 2:07 AM PDT

Hello! I'm Bunie.net's resident medical student (hell i'm sure there are more but I'm the only one who openly declares it!) I love my emblem, and I am periodically active.
I have a Twitter

All hail Urk Norris!

  • 08.04.2011 2:23 AM PDT
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Does Chuck really want to mess with this?

  • 08.04.2011 2:36 AM PDT
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Posted by: HeyBlade789
All hail Urk Norris!

How about Churk?

  • 08.04.2011 2:37 AM PDT

Hello! I'm Bunie.net's resident medical student (hell i'm sure there are more but I'm the only one who openly declares it!) I love my emblem, and I am periodically active.
I have a Twitter


Posted by: nerd

Posted by: HeyBlade789
All hail Urk Norris!

How about Churk?


ALL HAIL CHURK

  • 08.04.2011 2:43 AM PDT

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Posted by: urk

Posted by: Halo Quintilogy
Nope. Ones a power demi-god and the other is a computer nerd.
I don't see a resemblence.


Chuck Norris uses computers? Cool.


Psh, of course he does. How else do we get awesome games like halo?

  • 08.04.2011 2:58 AM PDT
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Posted by: urk

Posted by: Halo Quintilogy
Nope. Ones a power demi-god and the other is a computer nerd.
I don't see a resemblence.


Chuck Norris uses computers? Cool.
Actually, Computers use Chuck Norris.

  • 08.04.2011 5:17 AM PDT
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Twitter.
WyIdfyre: 'lol, who the hell would even wear those?'
AuSam: 'lol, who the hell would even have sex with dogs?'

-K-

OP, y u post two pictures of Chuck Norris?

-K-

  • 08.04.2011 5:56 AM PDT

Dead Mans Hand-Always Loaded.

I WAS SOCK

Posted by: urk

Posted by: Halo Quintilogy
Nope. Ones a power demi-god and the other is a computer nerd.
I don't see a resemblence.


Chuck Norris uses computers? Cool.
This gave me a good laugh at work.

After laughing, everyone around me asked why I was laughing, without thinking I quickly responded "Urk being an ass on bunige" while laughing.

I got blank stares and a response of "Who being an ass on what?"...

  • 08.04.2011 5:59 AM PDT

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Posted by: odmichael

Posted by: urk

Posted by: Halo Quintilogy
Nope. Ones a power demi-god and the other is a computer nerd.
I don't see a resemblence.


Chuck Norris uses computers? Cool.
Actually, Computers use Chuck Norris.


Damn, beat me to it. :(

  • 08.04.2011 6:00 AM PDT


Posted by: odmichael

Posted by: urk

Posted by: Halo Quintilogy
Nope. Ones a power demi-god and the other is a computer nerd.
I don't see a resemblence.


Chuck Norris uses computers? Cool.
Actually, Computers use Chuck Norris.


no, computers use chuck norris while chuck norris uses the computers using him

  • 08.04.2011 6:39 AM PDT
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Posted by: chotato
smart, interesting, seems out of place.


Official fan of Assassin's Creed, Call of Duty, (Problem with that?) Halo, and Bungie, also a total gaming junkie.

Posted by: nerd
He's Chuck's ugly brother.


You're calling our urkypoo ugly?!

Blasphemy. Off with his head.

  • 08.04.2011 6:50 AM PDT
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Posted by: odmichael

Posted by: urk

Posted by: Halo Quintilogy
Nope. Ones a power demi-god and the other is a computer nerd.
I don't see a resemblence.


Chuck Norris uses computers? Cool.
Actually, Computers use Chuck Norris.

In Mother Russia?

  • 08.04.2011 6:50 AM PDT

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Posted by: just another fan
In Mother Russia?


It's Soviet Russia

  • 08.04.2011 7:00 AM PDT

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Posted by: nerd
Does Chuck really want to mess with this?


The question is: do you and everyone else here just happen to have pictures of urk stored on your computer . . . please leave your reasons for storing them to yourself though, I don't believe I would like to know.

  • 08.04.2011 7:02 AM PDT

La-hoo, Za-her.

Heh... this is the first time anything on Bnet has made me smile in a long time.

  • 08.04.2011 7:08 AM PDT


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Posted by: nerd
Does Chuck really want to mess with this?


The question is: do you and everyone else here just happen to have pictures of urk stored on your computer . . . please leave your reasons for storing them to yourself though, I don't believe I would like to know.


computer voice: files deleted

me: what pictures are you talking about

  • 08.04.2011 7:09 AM PDT

"The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit,
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it."
-Omar Khayyám-

Ok I will prove how Chuck Norris and Urk are related...using word math!

1.Ok you have Chuck Norris...First you remove the c, h, c in Chuck to get uk.
2.Capitalize the u to get Uk.
3.Remove the N, o, r, i, s in Norris to have an r.
4.Place the r in between the U and k of Uk.
5.Ergo, you have Urk.

  • 08.04.2011 7:33 AM PDT