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Subject: Is urk secretly Chuck Norris?


Posted by: Tookurdignity
Ok I will prove how Chuck Norris and Urk are related...using word math!

1.Ok you have Chuck Norris...First you remove the c, h, c in Chuck to get uk.
2.Capitalize the u to get Uk.
3.Remove the N, o, r, i, s in Norris to have an r.
4.Place the r in between the U and k of Uk.
5.Ergo, you have Urk.


pure genius I'm convinced

  • 08.04.2011 7:34 AM PDT

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  • 08.04.2011 7:35 AM PDT

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Posted by: Halo Quintilogy
Nope. Ones a power demi-god and the other is a computer nerd.
I don't see a resemblence.

BLASPHEMY!

  • 08.04.2011 7:42 AM PDT
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In Mother Russia?


It's Soviet Russia

Pardon me, I was listening to this.
Come to think of it, In Mother Russia is all kinds of dirty/kinky.

  • 08.04.2011 7:46 AM PDT

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Yes....yes he is.

  • 08.04.2011 7:54 AM PDT


Posted by: DomDaBomb1997
Ginger. Slay it.

You have to go through me first
Gingers FTW

  • 08.04.2011 7:55 AM PDT

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Posted by: firecrakcer

Posted by: Tookurdignity
Ok I will prove how Chuck Norris and Urk are related...using word math!

1.Ok you have Chuck Norris...First you remove the c, h, c in Chuck to get uk.
2.Capitalize the u to get Uk.
3.Remove the N, o, r, i, s in Norris to have an r.
4.Place the r in between the U and k of Uk.
5.Ergo, you have Urk.


pure genius I'm convinced
What happens to all the extra letters ?

  • 08.04.2011 8:12 AM PDT

i c u thar c' ing my signiture

Yours in _Kai_

So for "Chuck Norris" jokes, can we replace Chuck Norris's name with Urk?

  • 08.04.2011 8:15 AM PDT

I just realized

if the chief is chuck norris in armor that means urk is master chief!

  • 08.04.2011 8:25 AM PDT

That's why I'm Ace.

Urk gettin' that Jen Taylorr!!

Posted by: firecrakcer
I just realized

if the chief is chuck norris in armor that means urk is master chief!

  • 08.04.2011 8:34 AM PDT

Just enjoy the damn game!
Who cares about BR vs AR

The two most famous gingers?

  • 08.04.2011 8:38 AM PDT

Forgerish


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Posted by: DomDaBomb1997
Ginger. Slay it.

You have to go through me first
Gingers FTW

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I have never seen Urk sidekick anything.

  • 08.04.2011 8:42 AM PDT


Posted by: DrBunsenHoneydew
I have never seen Urk sidekick anything.

o really?

  • 08.04.2011 8:43 AM PDT

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Posted by: DrBunsenHoneydew
I have never seen Urk sidekick anything.

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Posted by: DrBunsenHoneydew
I have never seen Urk sidekick anything.
"You wanna see me run to that rock and back? You wanna see me do it again?" - Spongebob Squarepants

That is the speed of ChUrk Norris.

[Edited on 08.04.2011 8:52 AM PDT]

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Posted by: DEATHPIMP72
Anyone but Foman. He smells like cheese.

Actually, the Bungie Septagon is an artist's representation of a famous photograph of Urk standing, surrounded by six fallen enemies.

Two of the poor bastards had attempted to touch Urk's beard which, obviously, is a big no-no. The other four just happened to be nearby and victims of Urk's rage.

[Edited on 08.04.2011 8:57 AM PDT]

  • 08.04.2011 8:55 AM PDT
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I've said this before and I'll say it again, this is Urk and Mitchell (look in the background).

  • 08.04.2011 8:59 AM PDT
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Posted by: Malloy05
everybody listen to mac2po he is 100% right

Urk is also Vincent Van Gogh. That entire ear thing? Photoshopped.

  • 08.04.2011 9:05 AM PDT

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Posted by: x Foman123 x
Actually, the Bungie Septagon is an artist's representation of a famous photograph of Urk standing, surrounded by six fallen enemies.

Two of the poor bastards had attempted to touch Urk's beard which, obviously, is a big no-no. The other four just happened to be nearby and victims of Urk's rage.


I can't imagine what kind of extraordinary conversations you guys must have, must be pretty damn funny :)

Also is Urk really the kind of guy to take a mans life? Or six in this case..

  • 08.04.2011 9:06 AM PDT

That's why I'm Ace.

404'D!!

  • 08.04.2011 9:07 AM PDT

We were somewhere around Barstow...

Can we try to make Churck Norris stick?

  • 08.04.2011 9:13 AM PDT

Chuck norris ugly brother! LOL

  • 08.04.2011 9:28 AM PDT