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Subject: Is urk secretly Chuck Norris?

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Posted by: Mac2po
Urk is also Vincent Van Gogh. That entire ear thing? Photoshopped.
It's all a Bungie cover-up!

  • 08.04.2011 9:39 AM PDT
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I killed him in the face!

He reminds me of the non-straight guy off of "Modern Family"

No Offense D:

[Edited on 08.04.2011 9:55 AM PDT]

  • 08.04.2011 9:51 AM PDT

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Posted by: shadow alfa92
He reminds me of the non-straight guy off of "Modern Family"

No Offense D:
It looks as if they hired urk as an actor. Or chuck norris.

  • 08.04.2011 3:22 PM PDT

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Posted by: LILJD0NKEY1904
chuck norris has a 3rd fist under his beard

Urk just has a second beard under his.

  • 08.04.2011 3:32 PM PDT

Posted by: Big Black Bear
What are we supposed to be discussing here?


"Nothing in the 'Verse can stop me."

Urk is not Chuck Norris. Urk is the embodiment of fiery beauty.

  • 08.04.2011 3:34 PM PDT
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Why hello there.

Is Urk god?

  • 08.04.2011 3:44 PM PDT

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Posted by: Assault
Is Urk god?


No, he's a miraculous bauble.

  • 08.04.2011 3:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: FSC Nightmare

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Does Chuck really want to mess with this?


The question is: do you and everyone else here just happen to have pictures of urk stored on your computer . . . please leave your reasons for storing them to yourself though, I don't believe I would like to know.

Sure don't. He's not worthy of my files.

I Googled it. Like a boss.

  • 08.05.2011 2:46 AM PDT
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Posted by: odmichael
That is the speed of ChUrk Norris.

Oh, no you didn't! You better give me credit for that!

  • 08.05.2011 2:48 AM PDT

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His true identity is far scarier than we ever imagined.

  • 08.05.2011 2:50 AM PDT
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  • 08.05.2011 2:55 AM PDT

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Posted by: Commando3200
His true identity is far scarier than we ever imagined.


My god! What have we unleashed :|

  • 08.05.2011 2:55 AM PDT

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  • 08.05.2011 3:35 AM PDT

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a power demi-god
With Armor Lock trolling.
:D

  • 08.05.2011 4:03 AM PDT

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Posted by: Commando3200
His true identity is far scarier than we ever imagined.


U RUINED MAH CHILDHUDZ :(

Nonetheless, Urk has a beard.. that thing has.. well there's no name for it. I can't even remember what it was called but still, Urk is pretty damn awesome, that's pretty damn freaky :(

  • 08.05.2011 4:11 AM PDT

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Posted by: Wilky95
Nonetheless, Urk has a beard.. that thing has.. well there's no name for it. I can't even remember what it was called but still, Urk is pretty damn awesome, that's pretty damn freaky :(
I've seen but a little of his beard's power many months ago. I was close to death when he runs up, emanating a distracting plasma blue aura into the area. Our enemy being so mesmerized, he stopped all focus and was filled with the light. Soon after, 2 pairs of fists come down upon the man.

A most devious trap, sir.

  • 08.05.2011 4:20 AM PDT

In jedem system der Macht gibt es korruption.

Det vore klokt att tro att det inte finns några undantag.


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Posted by: Wilky95
Nonetheless, Urk has a beard.. that thing has.. well there's no name for it. I can't even remember what it was called but still, Urk is pretty damn awesome, that's pretty damn freaky :(
I've seen but a little of his beard's power many months ago. I was close to death when he runs up, emanating a distracting plasma blue aura into the area. Our enemy being so mesmerized, he stopped all focus and was filled with the light. Soon after, 2 pairs of fists come down upon the man.

A most devious trap, sir.


But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?

  • 08.05.2011 4:48 AM PDT


Posted by: urk

Chuck Norris uses computers? Cool.



Hehe. nice.

  • 08.05.2011 5:21 AM PDT

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Posted by: Wilky95
Posted by: Psychosis687
Posted by: Wilky95
Nonetheless, Urk has a beard.. that thing has.. well there's no name for it. I can't even remember what it was called but still, Urk is pretty damn awesome, that's pretty damn freaky :(
I've seen but a little of his beard's power many months ago. I was close to death when he runs up, emanating a distracting plasma blue aura into the area. Our enemy being so mesmerized, he stopped all focus and was filled with the light. Soon after, 2 pairs of fists come down upon the man.

A most devious trap, sir.


But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?
You have no idea. ;)

  • 08.05.2011 5:45 AM PDT


Posted by: x Foman123 x
Actually, the Bungie Septagon is an artist's representation of a famous photograph of Urk standing, surrounded by six fallen enemies.

Two of the poor bastards had attempted to touch Urk's beard which, obviously, is a big no-no. The other four just happened to be nearby and victims of Urk's rage.


*touch*

  • 08.05.2011 7:44 AM PDT

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Posted by: Commando3200
His true identity is far scarier than we ever imagined.


My god! What have we unleashed :|
Is urk bugs bunny, or that red... Thing?

  • 08.05.2011 2:23 PM PDT

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Posted by: HeyBlade789
Posted by: Commando3200
His true identity is far scarier than we ever imagined.


My god! What have we unleashed :|
Is urk bugs bunny, or that red... Thing?
The Hair Monster.

  • 08.05.2011 4:25 PM PDT

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ooooh so urk is chuck norris thats why i couldn't find him

  • 08.05.2011 4:29 PM PDT

meh...

OP, you've got it backwards...

  • 08.05.2011 5:59 PM PDT

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Posted by: mr ninja135
ooooh so urk is chuck norris thats why i couldn't find him
I wonder if they same thing happens if you search for urk...

  • 08.13.2011 4:30 PM PDT