Life is like a clogged toilet. It's full of crap until you do something about it.
I don't speak Karate!
I read the short version. Not the short, short version, just the short version. The long one has a lot more info, but I don't care. What it really says is pretty much,
"Don't do anything that you wouldn't do in a realy conversation with a stranger. Also, please, blame stosh."
[Edited on 08.04.2011 7:54 AM PDT]