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My After story,
While traveling to Instillation 7, it turns out a man named Eric Osborn went rouge do to the high cabin pressure and bacteria from Jason's Hands. Knowing that Eric would endanger the mission, Jason quickly got on his gorilla suit, grabbed Eric, and through him out the Air hatch. Before departing the vehicle into the deep void of space, Eric grabbed the 'shaft' and put it up to his mouth. "The air was calm" thought Eric (even thought Space didn't contain air). The Shaft contained only a small portion (0.1%) of air that Eric quickly consumed. Somehow still alive, Eric quickly looked for another shaft until he found a small particle floating before his eyes. Without any hesitation Eric opened his mouth and swallowed the particle.
Suddenly the stars around him became dim, so dim they almost seemed to disappear. Eric's body was lifeless as he (Somehow) uttered his last words, "Damn You Jason!" A few minutes pasted, Eric's air lacked body floated, lifeless, motionless. Then movement erupted the motionless scene. Eric's body abruptly started to morph into an extraterrestrial figure. Blood was floating everywhere as a second head seemed to form on Eric's neck. Soon his chest exploded into a green mess of organs. The shaft, still next to Eric's mouth, started to shake as a small slipspace portal began to appear. The shaft then exploded as the slipspace portal became larger, engulfing Eric's now extraterrestrial body. Blam! All was calm, both the body and the shaft seemed to no longer exist.
A few years went by until the Bungie team and the seven members landed on their new homeword. Before departing the vehicle Jason quickly stripped out of his gorilla suit and went to the air lock. Once their Jason was stunned, The Shaft, it was no longer their! "Where's my shaft" screamed Jason to Marty (Who was suppose to watch the shaft). "You didn't see Eric take it?" "No, and are you telling me you saw him take it?" now backing away from Jason, "Yes, why is it so important?" Angered and scared Jason replied, "The Shaft contained a slipspace drive and a infectious particle from the Flood!" "And you would put those two together?" questioned Marty? "I thought they were safe In the-" A large thud on the Air shaft interrupted Jason explanation.
Jason slowly peered through the Air shaft window. A small green hand suddenly landed on the window, startling Jason. "what's out their?" questioned Marty. Before Jason could answer the hand broke the glass, grabbed Marty, and pulled him out the Window. Now pissing himself, Jason unlocked the main door behind him and ran away. Only to find himself in a crowed of Flood and the Gravemind. "Thank you Jason" uttered the Gravemind. "For what?" asked Jason sarcastically. "You brang back the Flood and let us take over the galaxy, now nothing can stop us!" Silently thinking too himself, Jason composed a Plan and pulled out his handy original Myth II disc. "One more word and I'll do it!" yelled Jason. Confused, the Gravemind replied "Do what?" Jason dramatically slammed the Myth II disc into the ground. "Scorched Earth Policy -blam!-!"
.....System failure, transmission terminated.