Bungie.net Community
This topic has moved here: Subject: I know the secrets of Destiny, and now, so can you.
  • Subject: I know the secrets of Destiny, and now, so can you.
  • Pages:
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • of 3
Subject: I know the secrets of Destiny, and now, so can you.
  •  | 
  • Fabled Mythic Member

Yo Halo53, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best bungie.net profiles of all time. OF ALL TIME!

That explains why they titled their RTS game "Myth," because they wanted everyone to know that this was the only one of there games that was not true.

  • 08.05.2011 3:20 PM PDT

First time here? I love you.

Been here before? I still love you.

Sounds legit. Can't wait.

  • 08.05.2011 3:24 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

Jerome is coming for everyone who reads this thread. With his HAMMER. If you value your life, I advise you run.

  • 08.05.2011 3:45 PM PDT

I still think it's an MMO. LOL

[Edited on 08.05.2011 3:52 PM PDT]

  • 08.05.2011 3:51 PM PDT

We were somewhere around Barstow...

2/10

  • 08.05.2011 3:52 PM PDT

Cogito ergo sum.

Thanks for the lulz OP. That was funny.

  • 08.05.2011 4:03 PM PDT

"There came a man who was sent from God; his name was John. He came as a witness to testify concerning that light, so that through him all men might believe."
Gospel of John, 1:1-7

Awesome.

  • 08.05.2011 4:04 PM PDT
  •  | 
  • Exalted Legendary Member

♫ & ☮
平和と愛

Hopefully, I'll be able to sneak on this space vehicle.

  • 08.05.2011 4:27 PM PDT

#1 Legendary ODST Firefight Highscore

[UNINTELLIGIBLE > INSUBORDINATION(?)]

tl;dr

  • 08.05.2011 4:29 PM PDT

I am a very pestamistic person. I see the glass half empty, even when it's full. Dont expect much from me.


[quote]Posted by: Dropship dude
[quote]

Bungie knows who you are...... they are just waiting to take you down by suprise

[Edited on 08.05.2011 4:32 PM PDT]

  • 08.05.2011 4:31 PM PDT

For Carnage, Apply Within - BEST GROUP EVER!
Mythic Members - OTHER BEST GROUP EVER!
My Trek to Bungie
Twitter

Modern Day Di Vinci Code.

  • 08.05.2011 4:46 PM PDT

"Why concentrate on the negative when we can speak of the positive?"
My File Share
Try using the Search Bar next time.
Halo 2 was the best Halo game
A7x FoREVer!

I love how the Ninja's close other topics of the same nature in a second. However, this one is okay?

Someone explain.

  • 08.05.2011 4:48 PM PDT

Quick as a razor, sharp as a bullet.

Posted by: Psychosis687
By, Urk's Beard!
:O

You win. Everything. Ever.


Also, Dropship told me all about this on Live as he was making the OP. Then the ninjas came. I still haven't left my room since that moment, knowing that seven flaming ninjas presently lurk mere feet beyond. Probably should've gone to work, though.

  • 08.05.2011 4:56 PM PDT

I will own everyone in Halo: Reach

LOL, that was actually an entretaining picture of the berlin wall :D

  • 08.05.2011 5:13 PM PDT

Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth, you'd get a lot of free games.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.


Posted by: Noshotskill
I love how the Ninja's close other topics of the same nature in a second. However, this one is okay?

Someone explain.


1) Not really
2) This is a good thread
3) We have connections

  • 08.05.2011 5:17 PM PDT

"Why concentrate on the negative when we can speak of the positive?"
My File Share
Try using the Search Bar next time.
Halo 2 was the best Halo game
A7x FoREVer!


Posted by: Top_Gun_2021

Posted by: Noshotskill
I love how the Ninja's close other topics of the same nature in a second. However, this one is okay?

Someone explain.


1) Not really
2) This is a good thread
3) We have connections

Shouldn't this be in a group then? A good read is one thing, but having something fake posted here goes against half the rules on the forum. If these connections make it okay to post it here, then the Ninjas pick favorites when it comes to locking topics, warning, and baning members of the community.

  • 08.05.2011 5:22 PM PDT

I knew it!

  • 08.05.2011 5:24 PM PDT

Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
Bricypoo's custom user title = Ultra Lame Thread Maker


Posted by: True Underdog
Only after we ban Bricypoo.

Don't be such a fun sucker, besides things like these that are blatantly untrue they usually don't touch. (As long as it is good and funny)


Posted by: Noshotskill

Posted by: Top_Gun_2021

Posted by: Noshotskill
I love how the Ninja's close other topics of the same nature in a second. However, this one is okay?

Someone explain.


1) Not really
2) This is a good thread
3) We have connections

Shouldn't this be in a group then? A good read is one thing, but having something fake posted here goes against half the rules on the forum. If these connections make it okay to post it here, then the Ninjas pick favorites when it comes to locking topics, warning, and baning members of the community.

  • 08.05.2011 5:30 PM PDT

"Why concentrate on the negative when we can speak of the positive?"
My File Share
Try using the Search Bar next time.
Halo 2 was the best Halo game
A7x FoREVer!


Posted by: Bricypoo
Don't be such a fun sucker, besides things like these that are blatantly untrue they usually don't touch. (As long as it is good and funny)


Posted by: Noshotskill

Posted by: Top_Gun_2021

Posted by: Noshotskill
I love how the Ninja's close other topics of the same nature in a second. However, this one is okay?

Someone explain.


1) Not really
2) This is a good thread
3) We have connections

Shouldn't this be in a group then? A good read is one thing, but having something fake posted here goes against half the rules on the forum. If these connections make it okay to post it here, then the Ninjas pick favorites when it comes to locking topics, warning, and baning members of the community.

Normally I wouldn't be a "fun sucker" however some Ninjas like to close my "fun topics" then diss out a warning for making them.

  • 08.05.2011 5:32 PM PDT

Whisper Game Studios - shhhh, it's a public secret.
Webcam MVP
Sarsion.net
Bnet PM Policy

[*Please note that anything in my posts is likely to be filled with sarcasm, and should be taken with a pinch of salt. I tend to help people, usually*]

Reminded me of this.

Seems Matt Groening was onto their case this whole time!

  • 08.05.2011 5:46 PM PDT

Hello

oh lordy

  • 08.05.2011 6:02 PM PDT
  •  | 
  • Veteran Legendary Member
  • gamertag: jyrine
  • user homepage:

I was the first Spartan. And I will be the last. Mythic on 9/1/2012 never forget
PAX 08, Third Team against Luke and Shishka, AR dual to
the Death, won by one point... Assembly hasn't changed.

urk: "This is a bad idea."
DeeJ: "Hold still..."


Posted by: Noshotskill

Posted by: Bricypoo
Don't be such a fun sucker, besides things like these that are blatantly untrue they usually don't touch. (As long as it is good and funny)


Posted by: Noshotskill

Posted by: Top_Gun_2021

Posted by: Noshotskill
I love how the Ninja's close other topics of the same nature in a second. However, this one is okay?

Someone explain.


1) Not really
2) This is a good thread
3) We have connections

Shouldn't this be in a group then? A good read is one thing, but having something fake posted here goes against half the rules on the forum. If these connections make it okay to post it here, then the Ninjas pick favorites when it comes to locking topics, warning, and baning members of the community.

Normally I wouldn't be a "fun sucker" however some Ninjas like to close my "fun topics" then diss out a warning for making them.


Notice a difference in the forums? Yeah, it bungies new wave.
All the trolls and jerks left to 343i. Only the true hearts are left.
If they closed this it would crush the bungie spirit.
And the reason they close yours...is probably because your the only one who find them fun, or you post them in thewrong place.

OT: Great story OP, I'll meet you in South Korean Harber at 4 tomorrow.

[Edited on 08.05.2011 6:14 PM PDT]

  • 08.05.2011 6:13 PM PDT

@JosephBiwald
View my Art

Per Audacia Ad Astra

My After story,

While traveling to Instillation 7, it turns out a man named Eric Osborn went rouge do to the high cabin pressure and bacteria from Jason's Hands. Knowing that Eric would endanger the mission, Jason quickly got on his gorilla suit, grabbed Eric, and through him out the Air hatch. Before departing the vehicle into the deep void of space, Eric grabbed the 'shaft' and put it up to his mouth. "The air was calm" thought Eric (even thought Space didn't contain air). The Shaft contained only a small portion (0.1%) of air that Eric quickly consumed. Somehow still alive, Eric quickly looked for another shaft until he found a small particle floating before his eyes. Without any hesitation Eric opened his mouth and swallowed the particle.

Suddenly the stars around him became dim, so dim they almost seemed to disappear. Eric's body was lifeless as he (Somehow) uttered his last words, "Damn You Jason!" A few minutes pasted, Eric's air lacked body floated, lifeless, motionless. Then movement erupted the motionless scene. Eric's body abruptly started to morph into an extraterrestrial figure. Blood was floating everywhere as a second head seemed to form on Eric's neck. Soon his chest exploded into a green mess of organs. The shaft, still next to Eric's mouth, started to shake as a small slipspace portal began to appear. The shaft then exploded as the slipspace portal became larger, engulfing Eric's now extraterrestrial body. Blam! All was calm, both the body and the shaft seemed to no longer exist.


A few years went by until the Bungie team and the seven members landed on their new homeword. Before departing the vehicle Jason quickly stripped out of his gorilla suit and went to the air lock. Once their Jason was stunned, The Shaft, it was no longer their! "Where's my shaft" screamed Jason to Marty (Who was suppose to watch the shaft). "You didn't see Eric take it?" "No, and are you telling me you saw him take it?" now backing away from Jason, "Yes, why is it so important?" Angered and scared Jason replied, "The Shaft contained a slipspace drive and a infectious particle from the Flood!" "And you would put those two together?" questioned Marty? "I thought they were safe In the-" A large thud on the Air shaft interrupted Jason explanation.

Jason slowly peered through the Air shaft window. A small green hand suddenly landed on the window, startling Jason. "what's out their?" questioned Marty. Before Jason could answer the hand broke the glass, grabbed Marty, and pulled him out the Window. Now pissing himself, Jason unlocked the main door behind him and ran away. Only to find himself in a crowed of Flood and the Gravemind. "Thank you Jason" uttered the Gravemind. "For what?" asked Jason sarcastically. "You brang back the Flood and let us take over the galaxy, now nothing can stop us!" Silently thinking too himself, Jason composed a Plan and pulled out his handy original Myth II disc. "One more word and I'll do it!" yelled Jason. Confused, the Gravemind replied "Do what?" Jason dramatically slammed the Myth II disc into the ground. "Scorched Earth Policy -blam!-!"

.....System failure, transmission terminated.

  • 08.05.2011 6:25 PM PDT

meh...


Posted by: borrowedchief
This "Space vehicle" wouldn't happen to be a slingshot would it?


tsk tsk, a ninja like you should know that the slingshot is to launch enemies into the sun...

  • 08.05.2011 6:26 PM PDT

Posted by: A Bit Of Zero
This thread would have appealed to me more if it was written with crayons.
Posted by: King Dutchy
I broke one of the cords for my X11s because I couldn't get past the final American course in Doritos Crash Course.

Pathways into Darkness was a metaphor for his trip to the toilet.

  • 08.05.2011 6:38 PM PDT

  • Pages:
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • of 3