Yeah, that kid's a -blam!-. I can't even imagine that he would have actually worked for everything he has. It would be crazy to even think most of that Halo stuff was given to him. He must have stolen it from somewhere. I bet he never even played Halo 1. I'd kick him in the face, strip him naked, rub him down with oils and steal his camera if I ever saw him. Show him what we do to -blam!-s around these parts.
What a nerd. I'm mean, I'm not a nerd for posting here or reading Bungie's articles. I'm actually getting pleasured while I type and drawing up plans for my next house / community center in CAD. Tomorrow I have to register my tricked out Civic and screw a pile of cash.
And you know what I bet he's too fat to even get on that skateboard, that's why it's on the wall. Ha. I'm kickass. I should have been up there. He's a straight up sucka, for reals.
Edit: By the way, your scream to the world of, "everything will end in nothing," really puts things into perspective. In relation to other fetal alcholol victims you're talking the 'awkward/angst' stage very well. Thank you Nostradamus.
[Edited on 3/15/2006]