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Subject: You Fools! A Message to All Elites Rights groups...
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Do you know what would happen if we gave those disgusting and hideous creatures called elites rights? Elites have lurked matchmaking since Halo 2. They will get out of their way to lose the game for their team. This has already gained them a bad reputation, but recently elite rights groups have formed in an attempt to grant elites equality with humans. The premise is simply ridiculous. Even thinking of letting elites take to our streets is preposterous. If we allowed this, crime rates would skyrocket. The elites would create a drug trade, become homicidal, or take to a life of crime in some way. Now let's take a look at why...

1) Elites can form habits just like humans can. They would bring narcotics from Sanghelios and put them on our streets, polluting society, or least what's left of it after the initial mixing.

2) Elites have an insatiable desire for human women. Thousands of women would be dragged into Sangheili designated bathrooms to be violated, and then forgotten.

3) The simple nature of elites is horrific. Think of having to sit next to one on an airplane. Having to put up with the digusting Sangheili food being eaten with extra mastication and messy eating habits would be terrible. You couldn't even sleep with all that heavy breathing! Think of how offensive of drivers they would be. Imagine driving down the highway when a ghost fitted with golden spinners, driven by an elite with a fitted cap spins out your warthog because you can't boost. Pure madness!

We can't give the elites rights because our government and all other institutions would crumble. I hope you activist scum have learned something, before it's too late.


[Edited on 08.09.2011 7:28 PM PDT]

  • 08.09.2011 7:11 PM PDT
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1. I lol'd xD
2. Oh please... no! NO!!! this had better not be that -blam!- up prisoner story -blam!- that once infested The Flood (or was it Reach forum). The troll his name... he who must not be named... Don't bring it here!!!
3. Just give them Arbiter armor. It hides their ugliness and satisfies their demands. If Bungie had given us Arbiter armor, none of this discrimination and protesting would ever have happened. Arbiter ftw!

inb4 you're an elite you don't have any rights to speak

I'm not an Elite. I'm an ODST (see my coup). I don't even like Assault armor.

[Edited on 08.09.2011 7:19 PM PDT]

  • 08.09.2011 7:16 PM PDT
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I am no troll!(I am an ent!<disregard) I am only speaking the truth.

  • 08.09.2011 7:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: Creean
I am no troll!(I am an ent!<disregard) I am only speaking the truth.
I didn't say you were a troll. I was referencing a troll who posted terrifying stuff.

  • 08.09.2011 7:30 PM PDT
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Posted by: Sliding Ghost

Posted by: Creean
I am no troll!(I am an ent!<disregard) I am only speaking the truth.
I didn't say you were a troll. I was referencing a troll who posted terrifying stuff.


My contributions are void of creepypastas...

[Edited on 08.09.2011 7:32 PM PDT]

  • 08.09.2011 7:32 PM PDT
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My solution to this problem is that we confine elites to various slums that are fenced off from the rest of the world. Such as the Prawn in District 9.

[Edited on 08.09.2011 7:39 PM PDT]

  • 08.09.2011 7:38 PM PDT

"The Elites(bungie) have failed to protect the Prophets(halo), and in doing so, have put all our lives at risk. Let no warrior(gamers) forget his oath, 'Thou, in faith, shall keep us safe, whilst we find the Path."
"With my blessing, the Brutes(343) now lead our fleets(halo games)! They ask for your allegiance, and you(halo and bungie fans) shall give it."~ the changing of the guard (halo developers)


Posted by: Creean
My solution to this problem is that we confine elites to various slums that are fenced off from the rest of the world. Such as the Prawn in District 9.


i sugest that we fence you away from the world and put you in the slums

[Edited on 08.09.2011 7:50 PM PDT]

  • 08.09.2011 7:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: mr ninja135

Posted by: Creean
My solution to this problem is that we confine elites to various slums that are fenced off from the rest of the world. Such as the Prawn in District 9.


i sugest that we fence you away from the world and put you in the slums


Just because I make an attempt to protect human society does not mean I am producing hate. But what should I expect from the world in this day and age - only cancer.

  • 08.09.2011 7:54 PM PDT

"The Elites(bungie) have failed to protect the Prophets(halo), and in doing so, have put all our lives at risk. Let no warrior(gamers) forget his oath, 'Thou, in faith, shall keep us safe, whilst we find the Path."
"With my blessing, the Brutes(343) now lead our fleets(halo games)! They ask for your allegiance, and you(halo and bungie fans) shall give it."~ the changing of the guard (halo developers)


Posted by: Creean

Posted by: mr ninja135

Posted by: Creean
My solution to this problem is that we confine elites to various slums that are fenced off from the rest of the world. Such as the Prawn in District 9.


i sugest that we fence you away from the world and put you in the slums


Just because I make an attempt to protect human society does not mean I am producing hate. But what should I expect from the world in this day and age - only cancer.


only cancer=you

  • 08.09.2011 7:56 PM PDT
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Posted by: mr ninja135

Posted by: Creean

Posted by: mr ninja135

Posted by: Creean
My solution to this problem is that we confine elites to various slums that are fenced off from the rest of the world. Such as the Prawn in District 9.


i sugest that we fence you away from the world and put you in the slums


Just because I make an attempt to protect human society does not mean I am producing hate. But what should I expect from the world in this day and age - only cancer.


only cancer=you


What cancer ? The only cancer I see is that made by elites. But of course elites and elites lovers will bash away.

[Edited on 08.09.2011 8:03 PM PDT]

  • 08.09.2011 7:59 PM PDT

"The Elites(bungie) have failed to protect the Prophets(halo), and in doing so, have put all our lives at risk. Let no warrior(gamers) forget his oath, 'Thou, in faith, shall keep us safe, whilst we find the Path."
"With my blessing, the Brutes(343) now lead our fleets(halo games)! They ask for your allegiance, and you(halo and bungie fans) shall give it."~ the changing of the guard (halo developers)


Posted by: Creean

Posted by: mr ninja135

Posted by: Creean

Posted by: mr ninja135

Posted by: Creean
My solution to this problem is that we confine elites to various slums that are fenced off from the rest of the world. Such as the Prawn in District 9.


i sugest that we fence you away from the world and put you in the slums


Just because I make an attempt to protect human society does not mean I am producing hate. But what should I expect from the world in this day and age - only cancer.


only cancer=you


What cancer can you derive from me? I'm only helping humanity.


you THINK you are helping humanity

  • 08.09.2011 8:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: mr ninja135

Posted by: Creean

Posted by: mr ninja135

Posted by: Creean
My solution to this problem is that we confine elites to various slums that are fenced off from the rest of the world. Such as the Prawn in District 9.[/quote]

i sugest that we fence you away from the world and put you in the slums[/quote]

Just because I make an attempt to protect human society does not mean I am producing hate. But what should I expect from the world in this day and age - only cancer.


only cancer=you


What cancer can you derive from me? I'm only helping humanity.


you THINK you are helping humanity


I AM helping humanity. You are blinded by elite lies, so you wouldn't understand.

[Edited on 08.09.2011 8:07 PM PDT]

  • 08.09.2011 8:06 PM PDT

"The Elites(bungie) have failed to protect the Prophets(halo), and in doing so, have put all our lives at risk. Let no warrior(gamers) forget his oath, 'Thou, in faith, shall keep us safe, whilst we find the Path."
"With my blessing, the Brutes(343) now lead our fleets(halo games)! They ask for your allegiance, and you(halo and bungie fans) shall give it."~ the changing of the guard (halo developers)


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Posted by: mr ninja135

Posted by: Creean

Posted by: mr ninja135

Posted by: Creean
My solution to this problem is that we confine elites to various slums that are fenced off from the rest of the world. Such as the Prawn in District 9.[/quote]

i sugest that we fence you away from the world and put you in the slums[/quote]

Just because I make an attempt to protect human society does not mean I am producing hate. But what should I expect from the world in this day and age - only cancer.


only cancer=you


What cancer can you derive from me? I'm only helping humanity.


you THINK you are helping humanity


I AM helping humanity. You are blinded by elite lies, so you wouldn't understand.


you are one of those people "IF THEY ARN"T HUMAN KILL THEM all"

and i'm not replying back

[Edited on 08.09.2011 8:08 PM PDT]

  • 08.09.2011 8:08 PM PDT
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I completely agree with this thread. Elites are a scum and they need to be wiped out.

How shall I start, Fuhrer Creean?

[Edited on 08.09.2011 8:10 PM PDT]

  • 08.09.2011 8:10 PM PDT
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You should bring an end to all elites rights group. And I prefer Honorable Chairman.

[Edited on 08.09.2011 8:14 PM PDT]

  • 08.09.2011 8:12 PM PDT
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Well that's a disappointment.
Can we put them...like...at the bottom of an ocean or something?

  • 08.09.2011 8:13 PM PDT
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Well that's a disappointment.
Can we put them...like...at the bottom of an ocean or something?


No killing, but alot of persecution.

  • 08.09.2011 8:15 PM PDT
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*sigh*
Fine. I'll start building a cage.

  • 08.09.2011 8:16 PM PDT
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You could also build large camps where we will concentrate them.

  • 08.09.2011 8:17 PM PDT
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Sounds a little more up my ally.
I'm starting to like this after all.

  • 08.09.2011 8:19 PM PDT
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Posted by: KICKED IN FACE
Sounds a little more up my ally.
I'm starting to like this after all.


Good. We need all the help the world has to offer.

  • 08.09.2011 8:23 PM PDT
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Master Creean, can I interrupt and say something? Ok, thanks.

While Elite intelligence is pathetic, marines could learn a thing from them: obedience. Don't you agree?

I love my pet Elites because they obey me and I have control over them. Their limited intelligence allows me to conduct experiments on them (i.e. half Flood Elites) and I have them enslave Hunters (I give them swords to do so but they can't use them against me because they recognize me as their master).

But marines are horrible drivers. They spam grenades. They blow themselves up. They are glutinous low lifes who don't give a -blam!- about my well being. They slaughter indiscriminately. Their atrocities are far worse than these vermin Elites.

Instead of sending Elites to concentration camps, why not force them to teach marines? After they have done their job, then exterminate them.


Posted by: Creean

My contributions are void of creepypastas...
So you knew! :o

[Edited on 08.09.2011 9:19 PM PDT]

  • 08.09.2011 9:17 PM PDT
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Posted by: Sliding Ghost
Posted by: Creean

My contributions are void of creepypastas...
So you knew! :o


It wasn't that hard.

  • 08.09.2011 9:28 PM PDT


Ooh, I love those people, the ones who decide to throw everything and the kitchen sink at you, as if an M16 does anything to a T-90. Oh, MLG player with noobtube instead? Congrats! You blew off one of my ablative plates!

Gun, meet Bad Guy.
Bad Guy, this is Gun.

Posted by: Creean
I AM helping humanity. You are blinded by elite lies, so you wouldn't understand.


What The [Fuck] Is Wrong With You.


No seriously, you are helping humanity as much as the London Riots is helping Britain, this is a [fucking] video game and it seems to me you are honestly the stupidest troll I have ever met.

Probably got spawn killed by an Sangheili Minor as well.

P.S. Hi ghost, long time no see.

[Edited on 08.10.2011 3:11 AM PDT]

  • 08.10.2011 3:10 AM PDT

"Get up and i shall kill you, Again and again!"

"Star Wars is the greatest thing since oxygen, possibly greater.

if i made a typo deal with.


Posted by: Creean
Do you know what would happen if we gave those disgusting and hideous creatures called elites rights? Elites have lurked matchmaking since Halo 2. They will get out of their way to lose the game for their team. This has already gained them a bad reputation, but recently elite rights groups have formed in an attempt to grant elites equality with humans. The premise is simply ridiculous. Even thinking of letting elites take to our streets is preposterous. If we allowed this, crime rates would skyrocket. The elites would create a drug trade, become homicidal, or take to a life of crime in some way. Now let's take a look at why...

1) Elites can form habits just like humans can. They would bring narcotics from Sanghelios and put them on our streets, polluting society, or least what's left of it after the initial mixing.

2) Elites have an insatiable desire for human women. Thousands of women would be dragged into Sangheili designated bathrooms to be violated, and then forgotten.

3) The simple nature of elites is horrific. Think of having to sit next to one on an airplane. Having to put up with the digusting Sangheili food being eaten with extra mastication and messy eating habits would be terrible. You couldn't even sleep with all that heavy breathing! Think of how offensive of drivers they would be. Imagine driving down the highway when a ghost fitted with golden spinners, driven by an elite with a fitted cap spins out your warthog because you can't boost. Pure madness!

We can't give the elites rights because our government and all other institutions would crumble. I hope you activist scum have learned something, before it's too late.


1: humans do the same things, look at all the drugs spartans have done over the years! all they are is druged up war hippies.

2: and they enjoy it so much they come home with us, thats why you never hear from them again.

3: i've seen far worse in humans!the fat ones with food running down their mouths, the ones who dont know when to shut up, the ones who snore! ugh!

4: elites only look like bad drivers because old human women, and young human children jump in front of our vehicles! and then you humans dont have anything to wipe the blood stains off!.

in conclusion,

I support elite equal rights!! Wort wort wort!!!

  • 08.10.2011 4:02 AM PDT

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