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Posted by: Creean
Do you know what would happen if we gave those disgusting and hideous creatures called elites rights? Elites have lurked matchmaking since Halo 2. They will get out of their way to lose the game for their team. This has already gained them a bad reputation, but recently elite rights groups have formed in an attempt to grant elites equality with humans. The premise is simply ridiculous. Even thinking of letting elites take to our streets is preposterous. If we allowed this, crime rates would skyrocket. The elites would create a drug trade, become homicidal, or take to a life of crime in some way. Now let's take a look at why...
1) Elites can form habits just like humans can. They would bring narcotics from Sanghelios and put them on our streets, polluting society, or least what's left of it after the initial mixing.
2) Elites have an insatiable desire for human women. Thousands of women would be dragged into Sangheili designated bathrooms to be violated, and then forgotten.
3) The simple nature of elites is horrific. Think of having to sit next to one on an airplane. Having to put up with the digusting Sangheili food being eaten with extra mastication and messy eating habits would be terrible. You couldn't even sleep with all that heavy breathing! Think of how offensive of drivers they would be. Imagine driving down the highway when a ghost fitted with golden spinners, driven by an elite with a fitted cap spins out your warthog because you can't boost. Pure madness!
We can't give the elites rights because our government and all other institutions would crumble. I hope you activist scum have learned something, before it's too late.
1: humans do the same things, look at all the drugs spartans have done over the years! all they are is druged up war hippies.
2: and they enjoy it so much they come home with us, thats why you never hear from them again.
3: i've seen far worse in humans!the fat ones with food running down their mouths, the ones who dont know when to shut up, the ones who snore! ugh!
4: elites only look like bad drivers because old human women, and young human children jump in front of our vehicles! and then you humans dont have anything to wipe the blood stains off!.
in conclusion,
I support elite equal rights!! Wort wort wort!!!