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Subject: You Fools! A Message to All Elites Rights groups...

"Get up and i shall kill you, Again and again!"

"Star Wars is the greatest thing since oxygen, possibly greater.

if i made a typo deal with.


Posted by: Sliding Ghost
Master Creean, can I interrupt and say something? Ok, thanks.

While Elite intelligence is pathetic, marines could learn a thing from them: obedience. Don't you agree?

I love my pet Elites because they obey me and I have control over them. Their limited intelligence allows me to conduct experiments on them (i.e. half Flood Elites) and I have them enslave Hunters (I give them swords to do so but they can't use them against me because they recognize me as their master).

But marines are horrible drivers. They spam grenades. They blow themselves up. They are glutinous low lifes who don't give a -blam!- about my well being. They slaughter indiscriminately. Their atrocities are far worse than these vermin Elites.

Instead of sending Elites to concentration camps, why not force them to teach marines? After they have done their job, then exterminate them.


Posted by: Creean

My contributions are void of creepypastas...
So you knew! :o


you monster!!

  • 08.10.2011 4:06 AM PDT
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Posted by: DarkAero Trooper
P.S. Hi ghost, long time no see.
I thought you were dead! :o

Hi there elsniperado. How's the glitching going?

Posted by: crazysku77

you monster!!
Calm down. I don't enslave my Elites...





I imprison them with my marines! :D

But don't take this the wrong way, it's so I can make an army of 33 UNSC + Covey Separatist forces on The Covenant!! That's right, I finally found out how to get all Elites (both Phantom turret operators) from the third tower area to the snow area.

I'm on you guys side! :3

@op,

H3 Elites are still effective, how dare you! I will be dispatching 8 Elite Majors with swords to your home. :P Even if you manage to fend them off, 2 of them are immortal and wield 4 deadly weapons.

  • 08.10.2011 11:22 AM PDT

fake and g@y

  • 08.10.2011 12:45 PM PDT

Covies meet my fist, fist meet this covies face

What are u talking about im a spartan and i hate how reach only gives elites 7 gametypes and in all of those gametypes forces you to be an elite whether or not its your preference.

  • 08.11.2011 2:20 PM PDT

"Find where the liar hides, so that I may place my boot between his gums!" - Rtas 'Vadum

The collective IQ of this thread is disturbingly low.

Still, Elites are awesome. Suck it up.

  • 08.11.2011 7:41 PM PDT

hurry my brothers we must not let this heretic human destroy are hard work for freedom!

  • 08.11.2011 10:03 PM PDT

Damn those Sangheli, they're even worse than those bastard Jiralhne!

  • 08.11.2011 10:21 PM PDT

"Get up and i shall kill you, Again and again!"

"Star Wars is the greatest thing since oxygen, possibly greater.

if i made a typo deal with.


Posted by: bruteslayer34
hurry my brothers we must not let this heretic human destroy are hard work for freedom!


but we must do so without violence or those infidels will have reason to keep us locked away.

  • 08.12.2011 8:04 AM PDT
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Posted by: crazysku77

Posted by: bruteslayer34
hurry my brothers we must not let this heretic human destroy are hard work for freedom!


but we must do so without violence or those infidels will have reason to keep us locked away.


Your race will never last. Soon you will be kept off the streets. On that day, I'm going to go to the ECC (Elite Concentration Camp), go to every cage, and poke you all with sticks.

Be prepared.

  • 08.12.2011 2:23 PM PDT

"Get up and i shall kill you, Again and again!"

"Star Wars is the greatest thing since oxygen, possibly greater.

if i made a typo deal with.


Posted by: KICKED IN FACE

Posted by: crazysku77

Posted by: bruteslayer34
hurry my brothers we must not let this heretic human destroy are hard work for freedom!


but we must do so without violence or those infidels will have reason to keep us locked away.


Your race will never last. Soon you will be kept off the streets. On that day, I'm going to go to the ECC (Elite Concentration Camp), go to every cage, and poke you all with sticks.

Be prepared.


we have lasted far longer than your pun race has, and we will last much longer. your race is doomed to fail.

  • 08.12.2011 4:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: KICKED IN FACE

Your race will never last. Soon you will be kept off the streets. On that day, I'm going to go to the ECC (Elite Concentration Camp), go to every cage, and poke you all with sticks.

Be prepared.
Our race has been researching immortality for decades and I have been inducing advanced immortality in Elites using the Flood. Your race needs to appeal to the gods (a.k.a the game) to be rendered invincible (i.e. gauss hog marine on The Ark) and can't put up a good fight against our creation, the Flood.

[Edited on 08.12.2011 5:40 PM PDT]

  • 08.12.2011 5:27 PM PDT

Well, in my opinion, elites are pretty good. I like them grilled, fried, and boiled.

  • 08.12.2011 5:49 PM PDT


Posted by: crazysku77

Posted by: bruteslayer34
hurry my brothers we must not let this heretic human destroy are hard work for freedom!


but we must do so without violence or those infidels will have reason to keep us locked away.
oh... i was hoping to you know...destroy the humans for daring to call us animals.

  • 08.12.2011 6:26 PM PDT

We must call forth the sentinals to help us!

  • 08.12.2011 6:27 PM PDT

"Get up and i shall kill you, Again and again!"

"Star Wars is the greatest thing since oxygen, possibly greater.

if i made a typo deal with.


Posted by: bruteslayer34

Posted by: crazysku77

Posted by: bruteslayer34
hurry my brothers we must not let this heretic human destroy are hard work for freedom!


but we must do so without violence or those infidels will have reason to keep us locked away.
oh... i was hoping to you know...destroy the humans for daring to call us animals.


we will destroy them after we earn their trust.

  • 08.12.2011 6:43 PM PDT


Posted by: crazysku77

Posted by: bruteslayer34

Posted by: crazysku77

Posted by: bruteslayer34
hurry my brothers we must not let this heretic human destroy are hard work for freedom!


but we must do so without violence or those infidels will have reason to keep us locked away.
oh... i was hoping to you know...destroy the humans for daring to call us animals.


we will destroy them after we earn their trust.

that idea i like.for the Arbiter!

  • 08.12.2011 6:47 PM PDT

Hi, my name is Stolen_Zombie! My morning routine is to bomb the ocean, eat a house, drink salt water, and kill a zombie. Many people consider me a jack ass because I eat corn flakes, I tell those people to go have sex with a kangaroo. After my morning routine, I rage over beating LNoS on mythic so I can get one step closer to mythic reach completion. I should mention that's after school. My diet is shotgun shells and paper airplanes, nice to meet you!

Wart wart wart

  • 08.12.2011 8:44 PM PDT

"Find where the liar hides, so that I may place my boot between his gums!" - Rtas 'Vadum

Posted by: crazysku77
Posted by: bruteslayer34
Posted by: crazysku77
Posted by: bruteslayer34
hurry my brothers we must not let this heretic human destroy are hard work for freedom!

but we must do so without violence or those infidels will have reason to keep us locked away.
oh... i was hoping to you know...destroy the humans for daring to call us animals.

we will destroy them after we earn their trust.

You are an awful Sangheili. That is called a deception.

  • 08.12.2011 11:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: anton1792
You are an awful Sangheili. That is called a deception.
I'm afraid I'm going to agree with this.

Sun Tzu said "All warfare is based on deception.". But he's human. Humans know no honor. They do whatever it takes to win. Just look at the atomic bomb. There was this alternate approach involving bats that could have ended the war with less damage.

We Elites, on the other hand, we know honor. We know how to win battles. We win them because of our pride and unwillingness to succumb. Our great Arbiter is the only one who humbled himself and he payed dearly, although this served as the Covenant's undoing.

Comrades, we cannot conquer the humans utilizing their silly little games. We must go out with swords and charge into inevitable defeat and slaughter.

Hoora - I mean wort wort wort!

  • 08.12.2011 11:42 PM PDT


Posted by: Sliding Ghost

Posted by: anton1792
You are an awful Sangheili. That is called a deception.
I'm afraid I'm going to agree with this.

Sun Tzu said "All warfare is based on deception.". But he's human. Humans know no honor. They do whatever it takes to win. Just look at the atomic bomb. There was this alternate approach involving bats that could have ended the war with less damage.

We Elites, on the other hand, we know honor. We know how to win battles. We win them because of our pride and unwillingness to succumb. Our great Arbiter is the only one who humbled himself and he payed dearly, although this served as the Covenant's undoing.

Comrades, we cannot conquer the humans utilizing their silly little games. We must go out with swords and charge into inevitable defeat and slaughter.

Hoora - I mean wort wort wort!
errr...wort wort wort?

  • 08.13.2011 1:03 AM PDT

rule of thumb: double tap

WTF are you talking about?

  • 08.13.2011 4:30 AM PDT
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I'm listeni- Oh wait I don't give a -blam!- what you have to say.

You guys play Halo too much.

[Edited on 08.13.2011 5:47 AM PDT]

  • 08.13.2011 5:46 AM PDT

"Get up and i shall kill you, Again and again!"

"Star Wars is the greatest thing since oxygen, possibly greater.

if i made a typo deal with.


Posted by: anton1792
Posted by: crazysku77
Posted by: bruteslayer34
Posted by: crazysku77
Posted by: bruteslayer34
hurry my brothers we must not let this heretic human destroy are hard work for freedom!

but we must do so without violence or those infidels will have reason to keep us locked away.
oh... i was hoping to you know...destroy the humans for daring to call us animals.

we will destroy them after we earn their trust.

You are an awful Sangheili. That is called a deception.


and this deception prevents needless sangheli deaths.

my thoughts aree for the safety of the sangheli people.

  • 08.13.2011 6:53 AM PDT

"Find where the liar hides, so that I may place my boot between his gums!" - Rtas 'Vadum

Posted by: crazysku77
Posted by: anton1792
Posted by: crazysku77
Posted by: bruteslayer34
Posted by: crazysku77
but we must do so without violence or those infidels will have reason to keep us locked away.
oh... i was hoping to you know...destroy the humans for daring to call us animals.

we will destroy them after we earn their trust.

You are an awful Sangheili. That is called a deception.


and this deception prevents needless sangheli deaths.

my thoughts aree for the safety of the sangheli people.

Sacrificing principles in order to preserve those principles then. Quite pointless, really.

  • 08.13.2011 9:50 AM PDT


Ooh, I love those people, the ones who decide to throw everything and the kitchen sink at you, as if an M16 does anything to a T-90. Oh, MLG player with noobtube instead? Congrats! You blew off one of my ablative plates!

Gun, meet Bad Guy.
Bad Guy, this is Gun.


Posted by: Sliding Ghost

Posted by: DarkAero Trooper
P.S. Hi ghost, long time no see.
I thought you were dead! :o

Hi there elsniperado. How's the glitching going?


Not much glitching on Halo 3 anymore, not much playing it either.

I have been finding a lot on Reach though, I even found falcons outside of one of the maps, though I have yet to find a way to pilot them yet, and there are also apparently Banshees outside of Nightfall.

You would be surprised how much areas outside the map look like epic multiplayer maps.

P.S. Glitchers never die, they just go Missing In Action.

[Edited on 08.13.2011 10:22 AM PDT]

  • 08.13.2011 10:22 AM PDT

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