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Yo Halo53, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best bungie.net profiles of all time. OF ALL TIME!

This entire thread was an example of how parodies and a joke-related impersonation are supposed to be done...

Posted by: IloveSpartainKen

LEAVE SPARTAN KEN ALONE!!!


Until now :-/

  • 08.10.2011 7:59 PM PDT

Dianna Agron is the epitome of perfection.

Quinntology.

The people saying that this is the best thread ever have clearly not been around Bungie.net for very long...

  • 08.10.2011 8:01 PM PDT

Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth, you'd get a lot of free games.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.


Posted by: Killed by Pasta
The people saying that this is the best thread ever have clearly not been around Bungie.net for very long...


However, this is up there.

  • 08.10.2011 8:02 PM PDT
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Oh my gosh...

  • 08.10.2011 8:02 PM PDT

“Oh, it’s a little bit of everything, it’s the mountains, it’s the fog, it’s the news at six o’clock, it’s the death of my first dog, it’s the angels up above me, it’s the song that they don’t sing, It’s a little bit of everything.”
- Dawes, A little bit of everything


Posted by: Killed by Pasta
The people saying that this is the best thread ever have clearly not been around Bungie.net for very long...

No, but as we talked discussed earlier in this thread, it is a sign that things are changing back to their former glory.

EDIT: Hopefully ken stops trying to kill it.

[Edited on 08.10.2011 8:03 PM PDT]

  • 08.10.2011 8:02 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: Killed by Pasta
The people saying that this is the best thread ever have clearly not been around Bungie.net for very long...


idk, this thread has turned out to be quite funny.

I can't believe it is still going.

  • 08.10.2011 8:03 PM PDT
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Posted by: Kickimanjaro
Posted by: Killed by Pasta
The people saying that this is the best thread ever have clearly not been around Bungie.net for very long...

No, but as we talked discussed earlier in this thread, it is a sign that things are changing back to their former glory.
Yes. It is nice to see some humour and fun being encouraged on the forums.
That's what we're here for after all, to enjoy ourselves.

  • 08.10.2011 8:05 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: Kickimanjaro

Posted by: Killed by Pasta
The people saying that this is the best thread ever have clearly not been around Bungie.net for very long...

No, but as we talked discussed earlier in this thread, it is a sign that things are changing back to their former glory.

EDIT: Hopefully ken stops trying to kill it.


I would love to see Bungie.net like a time I have not experienced it.

I know I have missed a lot on this site but I don't want to miss the future and this thread is one of the best threads that has come out of here for a while, I see that now.

  • 08.10.2011 8:07 PM PDT
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Yo Halo53, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best bungie.net profiles of all time. OF ALL TIME!

Posted by: Skibur
Yes. It is nice to see some humour and fun being encouraged on the forums.
That's what we're here for after all, to enjoy ourselves.


Except Primo, who is only here to make the rest of us feel better about ourselves. Achronos said it so it must be true

  • 08.10.2011 8:07 PM PDT


Posted by: spartain ken 15

Posted by: Killed by Pasta
The people saying that this is the best thread ever have clearly not been around Bungie.net for very long...


idk, this thread has turned out to be quite funny.

I can't believe it is still going.

I -blam!- love potatoes.

:)

  • 08.10.2011 8:08 PM PDT

I logged into bnet this morning to find this thread that it had reached hot topic status in a very short period of time. I came to the conclusion that the thead was a good joke and it would be lcoked, which it did.

Then, the guy who was being "targetted" in the joke unlocked it and was a pretty good sport about it. For that, I thank most of the community, the ninjas, and the webteam for having such a great sense of humor.

This has been one of the most enjoyable and funny threads I've seen on B.net.
[Thread Saved]

  • 08.10.2011 8:12 PM PDT

Spam is okay, as long as it is not excessive.
Retardation is frowned upon, but somewhat acceptable.

Achronos is drinking again...

  • 08.10.2011 8:14 PM PDT
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Yo Halo53, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best bungie.net profiles of all time. OF ALL TIME!

Posted by: IloveSpartainKen

Your words agree with me, but your actions disagree with those words.

Posted by: ZipZapZop123773
Achronos is drinking again...


This is a major concern. Bungie should implement a new policy that requires all employees to be breathalyzed by their computers before being given access to their accounts.

  • 08.10.2011 8:18 PM PDT

Artes, Scientia, Veritas

Sapere Aude

"But I do not think we're invincible"

The misuse of the homophone "your" was a nice touch.

This post makes me glad the "no satire" rule has been abolished (I think?).

  • 08.10.2011 8:18 PM PDT

“Oh, it’s a little bit of everything, it’s the mountains, it’s the fog, it’s the news at six o’clock, it’s the death of my first dog, it’s the angels up above me, it’s the song that they don’t sing, It’s a little bit of everything.”
- Dawes, A little bit of everything


Posted by: IloveSpartainKen

Posted by: Halo53
This entire thread was an example of how parodies and a joke-related impersonation are supposed to be done...

Posted by: IloveSpartainKen

LEAVE SPARTAN KEN ALONE!!!


Until now :-/


Do you want my honest opinion? I really do think that everyone here rips on the guy too much. He tries really hard to fit in. Not trolling right now despite my retarded username, but the guy seems geniunely kind and even though he trips over/on the foundation of his own posts a lot, like ITT for example, I don't ever see him going about trying to bother other users like the way you guys do it to him.

So really, just hop off and leave him be. If his posts really bother you that much, ignore them. Or go and download that user script the Apocalyspe X guy made. Aside from all of this, a lot of you seem to act like you've never contradicted yourselves before in your posts. Honestly, GTFO. Come at me, bros.

On another note, before the Spartain Ken haters arrived, this thread was pretty awesome.

The ken haters arrived when he arrived.

Anyway, I think that most people were posting in frustration because some of his posts seemed like their point was to illicit a response, and they got that response. When you go around saying something, and people explain to you why that's wrong, would you keep going on about it?

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  • 08.10.2011 8:19 PM PDT

Spam is okay, as long as it is not excessive.
Retardation is frowned upon, but somewhat acceptable.


Posted by: Halo53
Posted by: ZipZapZop123773
Achronos is drinking again...


This is a major concern. Bungie should implement a new policy that requires all employees to be breathalyzed by their computers before being given access to their accounts.
I second this suggestion. I'm concerned.

  • 08.10.2011 8:23 PM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: ZipZapZop123773

Posted by: Halo53
Posted by: ZipZapZop123773
Achronos is drinking again...


This is a major concern. Bungie should implement a new policy that requires all employees to be breathalyzed by their computers before being given access to their accounts.
I second this suggestion. I'm concerned.


I "third" this suggestion I guess.

  • 08.10.2011 8:24 PM PDT
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Positive vibes.

Are you high?

=/

  • 08.10.2011 8:25 PM PDT

Spam is okay, as long as it is not excessive.
Retardation is frowned upon, but somewhat acceptable.


Posted by: a rascal cat
Are you high?

=/
no

[Edited on 08.10.2011 8:28 PM PDT]

  • 08.10.2011 8:27 PM PDT

We were somewhere around Barstow...

Posted by: Top_Gun_2021
So true. The man is mentally ill.

  • 08.10.2011 8:36 PM PDT

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Posted by: Top_Gun_2021
Funny how that works.

OMG LEAKED IMAGES of NEW Bungie.net features!!

  • 08.10.2011 8:41 PM PDT

Wow, still going? It was funny, guys, but it's kind of over.

  • 08.10.2011 8:42 PM PDT
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Some of you need to be careful... Achronos is getting annoyed that you're messing up the thread.

  • 08.10.2011 8:42 PM PDT