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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Young Boy - Dad, how many pokes with a stick before that dog bites me?
Wise Father - Son, it's not a matter of how many that you get in before he bites you, it's the one that makes him bite you that you should be worried about. You see, dogs aren't counting pokes.
They'll take the first poke or two and figure that you're a dumbass kid who doesn't know any better. Then, if you keep on poking, they'll growl deep in their chest thinking that should get the message through. But, if you keep it up, then they will snarl and show their teeth. If you keep on poking, well, sooner or later they will rip your throat out. Does that make them a mean dog? No, it means they were a pretty damned patient dog, a mean one would have torn into you just for pointing a stick at it.
Young Boy - Dad?
Wise Father - Yes son?
Young Boy - I see that dog can also lick his privates. Did you ever wish that you could do that?
Wise Father - Well son, I guess that you could, but you'd probably better pet him first.
Recon, teaching with metaphors.