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Subject: Bungies World Domination/Destruction Plans. Make your own!

Relic Conspiracy Theory!

Posted by: JAVA2
If it wasn't for your ass, Titan, I'd never talk to you.


If doubt is thought, and thought is life, then I think I doubt that I'm alive.

Hey guys it's the Taco Lord and Master here. Alright so anyways I was thinking, that Bungies always planning world domination and stuff, but how do they really plan to take over the world once they have enough followers? And don't they already have enough followers? Then I thought, what would my plans be for world domination/destruction? Anyways I'd like to hear your plans for world Domination/Destruction so that way possibly Bungie could take our plans, and that way we could further the empires cause. Also as a side note, which do you prefer, world Domination or world Destruction?

[Edited on 3/18/2006]

  • 03.18.2006 4:28 PM PDT

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  • 03.18.2006 4:36 PM PDT
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Yeah. Here.

I would prefer world domination, rather than destroy the only habitable planet in the known universe.

  • 03.18.2006 7:11 PM PDT
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i have a much more feasible plan.

bungie perfects a cheater free halo 3, and allies with microsoft to give everyone who supports them a free 360+halo 3. also, each faithful gets one cheater do do with which whatever they want(heheheh).

  • 03.18.2006 7:48 PM PDT

Relic Conspiracy Theory!

Posted by: JAVA2
If it wasn't for your ass, Titan, I'd never talk to you.


If doubt is thought, and thought is life, then I think I doubt that I'm alive.

Oh so that's what it is. Uh Jarell your plan is a bit weird, even for me.

  • 03.21.2006 4:25 PM PDT
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Its very simple. Ask everyone in the world to swollow thier tounge. Then laugh at the results.

  • 03.21.2006 6:37 PM PDT
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yea dude ur plan is like hostel...ugh..ewwww

well what we should REALLY be considering here is the phenominal amount of rubber required to build a slingshot big enough to generate the force to propel all malcontents to the sun...perhaps if we first conquered Firestone?

  • 03.22.2006 6:12 PM PDT
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Jarell, how does that actually help them take over the world? Just because you recieve a free gift does not mean you are a servant of that person.

  • 03.22.2006 6:19 PM PDT
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LOL yeah......

plus, every bungie game should come with an actual, WORKING BR55 Battle Rifle, with free unlimited ammo...then we'll all rendezvouz at bungie HQ, and just sweep southeast, surrounding DC along the way, and BOOM we got capitol hill

  • 03.22.2006 6:42 PM PDT
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heh... they would be required to sign a contract dedicating their soul to bungie. people who break it will be used as test subjects for their giant catapult!

  • 03.22.2006 6:58 PM PDT
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Maybye its just me, but it seems that between "Stage bloody coup of new parent company" and "Take over world, shoot enemies into sun with giant slingshot" there are some steps missing on their checklist to world dominion. And when did they "acquire strangely addictive Chinese food company"?

  • 03.22.2006 7:17 PM PDT

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1) Inherit Nuclear Power Plant

2) Produce enough Nuclear Power to power Ling-Ling Jar Cannon

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  • 03.23.2006 7:57 AM PDT
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*me finding soffish the only water stuff item*

I'm sure that has something to do with world domination.

On a side note, I just found a restricted page on the bungie.net... Maybe it has something to do with world domination....

  • 03.23.2006 9:22 AM PDT

Hmm, i made a thread on how the world was distributed.

I would need to find it again.

  • 03.23.2006 10:40 AM PDT

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For the record, we have no plans for destruction of the world. That's where we keep our stuff.

  • 03.23.2006 11:39 AM PDT

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For the record, we have no plans for destruction of the world. That's where we keep our stuff.

Uh huh.

On an unrelated note, how's the orbital platform coming along?


=] Yeah, i'm sure they'll "accidentally" destroy it in a gigantic explosion of irony.

  • 03.23.2006 12:59 PM PDT

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Posted by: Shishka
For the record, we have no plans for destruction of the world. That's where we keep our stuff.

Uh huh.

On an unrelated note, how's the orbital platform coming along?


Blurry though the line may be, be sure not to confuse business with pleasure.

  • 03.23.2006 1:41 PM PDT

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Posted by: Shishka
Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Shishka
For the record, we have no plans for destruction of the world. That's where we keep our stuff.

Uh huh.

On an unrelated note, how's the orbital platform coming along?


Blurry though the line may be, be sure not to confuse business with pleasure.


Good advice that everyone shoudl follow.

Heres a question. Who will be the first to be lunched into the sun with the cannon?

  • 03.23.2006 3:28 PM PDT

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Good advice that everyone shoudl follow.

Heres a question. Who will be the first to be lunched into the sun with the cannon?


Noone....because it's a slingshot. However, i do know that all those without Bungie t-shirts will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

  • 03.23.2006 3:38 PM PDT

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Yes, the revolution.

  • 03.23.2006 3:40 PM PDT

July 15, 2008... The day the timer stood still.

hehehe, Gates thought we were the puppet. Little does he know we're the ones pulling the strings...

[Edited on 3/24/2006]

  • 03.24.2006 10:00 AM PDT
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Posted by: Gods Prophet

However, i do know that all those without Bungie t-shirts will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.


Damn, I guess I should get my Bungie swag ASAP...

  • 03.24.2006 11:18 AM PDT
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Posted by: Shishka
For the record, we have no plans for destruction of the world. That's where we keep our stuff.

Uh huh.

On an unrelated note, how's the orbital platform coming along?


We are going to need A LOT of tungsten to make rounds for that orbital MAC.


Plus, an interesting sidenote: the hardest goal we must accomplish is the recovery of precious LingLing's head!

[Edited on 3/24/2006]

  • 03.24.2006 3:52 PM PDT
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actually....I don't really believe this at all but people say that some alien bodies are being kept in area 51. Who knows if they're dead or just in a chemically induced coma or something...well what bungie needs to do is send all of their fans/followers a gun or something and we launch an attack on area 51 and "wake" the aliens from their comas. Then we can make friends with the aliens and have them take us back to their home planet(if area 51 also has a spacecraft) then we get lots more ships and big mean scary alien guns and come back to earth with the aliens as our allies and the rest you could probably imagine.....(I've put a lot of thought into this)

  • 03.26.2006 2:36 PM PDT

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